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Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: TG on March 11, 2008, 03:52:58 PM

Title: Uriah Heep
Post by: TG on March 11, 2008, 03:52:58 PM
Anyone remember them? Thought they were all dead. But they (i.e. some minion) just contacted us for a price to do some work for promoting a new album.

I remember constantly playing 'lady in black' whilst blind drunk some back in 70's. Must downl buy it.

I told them to feck off 'cos my desk is on fire.  evil:





Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Bar Wench on March 11, 2008, 03:53:32 PM
I thought you were in IT.  eeek:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: TG on March 11, 2008, 03:55:19 PM
I thought you were in IT.  eeek:

I am. But not in an IT company.  ::)
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Bar Wench on March 11, 2008, 03:56:30 PM
I am now confused.

I have no idea who Uriah Heap are. I thought it/he/they was some sort of Dickensian character.
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: TG on March 11, 2008, 03:58:01 PM
www.uriah-heep.com

Musical combo. Been going since 1969. Named after Dickens character.
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 03:59:27 PM
I am now confused.

I have no idea who Uriah Heap are. I thought it/he/they was some sort of Dickensian character.
I thought google was your best fren'?  ::)
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Bar Wench on March 11, 2008, 04:00:09 PM
It is. However, I am also lazy.
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 04:02:08 PM
It is. However, I am also lazy.
Tsk.  noooo:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2008, 04:19:35 PM
It is. However, I am also lazy.

Simple answer there young padawench. Install the Opera browser and use the voice command facility. No more typing(ish)  whistle:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 11, 2008, 04:24:42 PM
Yep  happy088

I was only 17 but I fell in love with gypsy queen. Great intro.

On my MP3 player.
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Bar Wench on March 11, 2008, 04:25:06 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2008, 04:29:28 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.

Can't be any worse than Dad's experience of voice control. I bought him a computer game a while back that used the system. I found it hysterical sat downstaird hearing him bellowing "ADVANCE........BLOODY ADVANCE..........YOU ARSE I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO THAT!!"

For some reason I dont think mum ever forgave me.  whistle:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 04:32:22 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
BROWSER SEARCH ‘BUY TAT’   point:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2008, 04:33:20 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
BROWSER SEARCH ‘BUY TAT’   point:

WWW.ILKLY-MOOR.COM  whistle:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Bar Wench on March 11, 2008, 04:33:34 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
BROWSER SEARCH ‘BUY TAT’   point:

You have to be more speciffic than that!  ::)
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2008, 04:37:37 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
BROWSER SEARCH ‘BUY TAT’   point:

You have to be more speciffic than that!  ::)

In other words Wenchy has already tried that command BM.  whistle:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: TG on March 11, 2008, 04:38:36 PM
I'm trying to imagine Mrs TG using a voice control system but my brain won't accept the concept.  noooo:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 04:38:49 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
BROWSER SEARCH ‘BUY TAT’   point:

You have to be more speciffic than that!  ::)
BROWSER WWW.IKEA.COM BUY TAT  point:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Bar Wench on March 11, 2008, 04:39:24 PM
That's more like it. Although it also prefers to know if it is buying breakable, fabric or candle tat.
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: TG on March 11, 2008, 04:40:41 PM
COMPUTER FORMAT SEE SEMI-COLON YES YES YES
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2008, 04:42:20 PM
COMPUTER FORMAT SEE SEMI-COLON YES YES YES
happy001
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2008, 07:29:46 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
BROWSER SEARCH ‘BUY TAT’   point:

WWW.ILKLY-MOOR.COM  whistle:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2008, 08:09:26 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
BROWSER SEARCH ‘BUY TAT’   point:

You have to be more speciffic than that!  ::)
BROWSER WWW.IKEA.COM BUY TAT  point:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq82oBr.jpg&hash=299ba04b4815d15cdf16e7c672d2bb773c0607d9) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq82oBr)
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2008, 08:12:47 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
BROWSER SEARCH ‘BUY TAT’   point:

WWW.ILKLY-MOOR.COM  whistle:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to get it.  cool14:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:13:05 PM
Picture the scene. A very quiet office. Wench is sitting in the corner. Suddenly a voice. URIAH HEAP.

Yeah that isn't going to work.
BROWSER SEARCH ‘BUY TAT’   point:

You have to be more speciffic than that!  ::)
BROWSER WWW.IKEA.COM BUY TAT  point:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq82oBr.jpg&hash=299ba04b4815d15cdf16e7c672d2bb773c0607d9) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq82oBr)


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: TG on March 15, 2008, 10:08:34 PM
Mick Box is going to get back to us.

I'm a name dropper ain't I?  eyes:
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2008, 11:26:12 PM
Mick Box is going to get back to us.

I'm a name dropper ain't I?  eyes:

I am sure I would be impressed if I knew who Mr Box was.
Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: TG on March 15, 2008, 11:29:22 PM
Mick Box is going to get back to us.

I'm a name dropper ain't I?  eyes:

I am sure I would be impressed if I knew who Mr Box was.

You foolish man. Mr Box is the founder member of the rock and roll combo known as Uriah Heep. Very famous man. Me and his minion are on first name terms.  ;)

Title: Re: Uriah Heep
Post by: TG on March 15, 2008, 11:46:10 PM
Yep  happy088

I was only 17 but I fell in love with gypsy queen. Great intro.

On my MP3 player.

Brilliant! Downloa Bought that today.