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Title: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2008, 01:28:45 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4703166.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4703166.stm)

Well it may cut some ice with some of our nearest and dearest.

But wait, what's this?

Quote

"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."

Well burning 10 calories isn't going to prolong my life noooo:

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 01:32:06 PM

Having reached that time of life when it takes me all night to get round to doing to do what I used to be able to do all night ....... I think a mug of Bovril would do me more good.  confused:

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2008, 01:33:13 PM

Meanwhile, in another part of the world, this chap was clearly on some sort of NHS advised exercise regime and got a bit more than he bargained for.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm)

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 01:34:38 PM

Quote from: Nick on March 10, 2008, 01:33:13 PM

Meanwhile, in another part of the world, this chap was clearly on some sort of NHS advised exercise regime and got a bit more than he bargained for.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm)

 rubschin: Now who do I know who is very fond of goats?

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2008, 01:35:09 PM

If you are thinking of sheep, I would suggest most of the people in your county.

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 01:40:12 PM

TBH I was thinking more in terms of a certain beer dispensing person currently "on the loose"

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2008, 01:40:55 PM

Well he has to have a hobby!

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

But goats are soooooooooooo smelly.

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2008, 01:45:32 PM

Perhaps he uses some of LL's perfume. He is trying to get in trim for the big wedding

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 01:48:53 PM

Surely he can afford a new suit and not wear that one he got married in.

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Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2008, 01:49:31 PM

He is an Elvis impersonator? noooo:

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 01:50:02 PM

It was all the rage then.

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 10, 2008, 02:55:13 PM

Boys. Both of those BBC articles are old and have been discussed on here before. Do try and keep up.  noooo:

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2008, 02:59:00 PM

So sorry. Must be my age. cry:

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 02:59:42 PM

I knew that but I was talkng about BM's Wedding clothes.

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 07:15:58 PM

Oi!

@Tis Nick that shows a fondness towards goats (I just like eating them) and donkeys... that Nick likes I mean, I don't eat donkeys...  noooo:

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 07:19:11 PM

 doh: Clearly I am not making myself clear.  Banghead

Title: Re: Bonk your way to a longer life
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 07:19:54 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 07:19:11 PM

doh: Clearly I am not making myself clear.  Banghead

As mud...  whistle: