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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
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It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.
She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed. eyes:
Might be an interesting holiday. eeek:
http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
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Sex? rubschin:
Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:
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See I can't click on that from work. These tiny url things are all well and good but give no indication as to whether it is safe or not.
South Wales!?!?!? eeek:
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Part of customer review -
My partner is quite shy so found some of the things a bit too much, but you can just repick cards or do the things you feel most comfortable doing. Obviously you need to both be in the mood, but you also need to have a bottle of something on stand by, some nice nibbles and about 2 hours of uninterrupted time.
2 hours? That's longer than a rugby match!
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See I can't click on that from work. These tiny url things are all well and good but give no indication as to whether it is safe or not.
South Wales!?!?!? eeek:
monogamyonline.com/
Cowbridge. eeek:
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Ahhh it's like dice things. You throw them and one has an action and one has a body part? Is that right?
Cowbridge, is lovely. Lots of expensive shops!
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Ahhh it's like dice things. You throw them and one has an action and one has a body part? Is that right?
Cowbridge, is lovely. Lots of expensive shops!
Have you ever looked to see if they make a shopping board-game?
You'd never have to go outside again.
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Ahhh it's like dice things. You throw them and one has an action and one has a body part? Is that right?
Cowbridge, is lovely. Lots of expensive shops!
Hopefully, a board game will keep us out of expensive shops! ;)
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Well it might work!
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Well it might work!
Bless and people say I am naive. happy100
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Well it might work!
Bless and people say I am naive. happy100
cussing:
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It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.
She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed. eyes:
Might be an interesting holiday. eeek:
http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number? whistle:
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It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.
She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed. eyes:
Might be an interesting holiday. eeek:
http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number? whistle:
It's hard work being married to a scouser. My backs done in, not to mention my ears. cry:
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It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.
She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed. eyes:
Might be an interesting holiday. eeek:
http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number? whistle:
It's hard work being married to a scouser. My backs done in, not to mention my ears. cry:
lol: lol: lol:
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Sex? rubschin:
Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:
Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
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Sex? rubschin:
Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:
Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he? rubschin:
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Sex? rubschin:
Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:
Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he? rubschin:
That would be "sicks" only he'd have a bleckman to carry it for hm.
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Sex? rubschin:
Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:
Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he? rubschin:
That would be "sicks" only he'd have a bleckman to carry it for hm.
A kaffa...
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It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.
She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed. eyes:
Might be an interesting holiday. eeek:
http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number? whistle:
You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM whistle:
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It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.
She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed. eyes:
Might be an interesting holiday. eeek:
http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number? whistle:
You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM whistle:
Snoopy... whistle:
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It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.
She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed. eyes:
Might be an interesting holiday. eeek:
http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number? whistle:
You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM whistle:
Snoopy... whistle:
Don't be cruel ...... you know I can't get it up because of these fvcking Valium.
If SWMBO gets that look in her eye I have to lay off the pills for 24 hours by which time I am a nervous wreck and she has gone off the idea sad24:
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It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.
She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed. eyes:
Might be an interesting holiday. eeek:
http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number? whistle:
You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM whistle:
Snoopy... whistle:
Don't be cruel ...... you know I can't get it up because of these fvcking Valium.
If SWMBO gets that look in her eye I have to lay off the pills for 24 hours by which time I am a nervous wreck and she has gone off the idea sad24:
happy100
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Fanks pal ;)
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Snoops, is it your tiny url that puts her off :-)
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Snoops, is it your tiny url that puts her off :-)
lol: lol: lol:
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Snoops, is it your tiny url that puts her off :-)
lol: lol: lol:
'Spect so surrender:
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Sex? rubschin:
Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:
Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he? rubschin:
That would be "sicks" only he'd have a bleckman to carry it for hm.
Correct.
Secks is an old Edinburgh (Morningside) quip.
By the same token, a 'bleckman' in that part of the world is an item of chocolate-covered confectionery, even in these PC times. whistle:
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Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what? eeek:
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What?
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What?
I think what too... whistle:
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rubschin:
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Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what? eeek:
What game is she on?
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Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what? eeek:
What game is she on?
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Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what? eeek:
What game is she on?
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Keeps the wolf from the door eh?
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Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what? eeek:
What game is she on?
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Keeps the wolf from the door eh?
Lend me a quid.
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Is that all she is worth!?!?!? eeek:
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Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what? eeek:
What game is she on?
eeek:
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Keeps the wolf from the door eh?
Lend me a quid.
You don't get a freebie? noooo:
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Is that all she is worth!?!?!? eeek:
rubschin:
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I AM SOOOO TELLING!!!!!!!
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Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what? eeek:
What game is she on?
eeek:
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Keeps the wolf from the door eh?
Lend me a quid.
You don't get a freebie? noooo:
Sometimes I dont charge her at all.
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I AM SOOOO TELLING!!!!!!!
scared2:
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Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what? eeek:
What game is she on?
eeek:
point:
Keeps the wolf from the door eh?
Lend me a quid.
You don't get a freebie? noooo:
Sometimes I dont charge her at all.
Bang! There's your mistake right there... noooo:
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Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what? eeek:
What game is she on?
eeek:
point:
Keeps the wolf from the door eh?
Lend me a quid.
You don't get a freebie? noooo:
Sometimes I dont charge her at all.
Bang! There's your mistake right there... noooo:
doh:
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Should arrive 2morrow. My cherry might get popped. eeek:
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Should arrive 2morrow. My cherry might get popped. eeek:
Pop down to the cellar... no waiting... whistle:
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Be gentle with me darling. angel1
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Be gentle with me darling. angel1
Of course... whistle:
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I have been told it has arrived........... eyes:
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Did the gimp suit fit then? whistle:
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Monogamy is overrated IMHO.
Dunno about the game but the principle is, at least, questionable.
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Did the gimp suit fit then? whistle:
Its a board game you daft bugger! ::)
I aint dressing up for no fecker.
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Did the gimp suit fit then? whistle:
Its a board game you daft bugger! ::)
I aint dressing up for no fecker.
Busted! eeek:
She got you a gimp suit! point:
happy001
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Noooooooooooooooooooo! No gimp suit. No traffic warden uniforms. No nazi regalia.
Banghead
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Any handcuffs, silk scarves, blindfolds involved?
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She wants him to dress up as a fireman!!!!
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She wants him to dress up as a fireman!!!!
Wot? Wiv his little chopper in his hand? eeek:
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Noooooooooooooooooooo! No gimp suit. No traffic warden uniforms. No nazi regalia.
Banghead
Waders and foul weather gear then? eeek:
And wellingtons with no socks... whistle:
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And wellingtons with no socks... whistle:
Oooh! Pervert! eyes:
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Any handcuffs, silk scarves, blindfolds involved?
Possibly. whistle:
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And wellingtons with no socks... whistle:
Oooh! Pervert! eyes:
Tell us about it… you’ll feel better when you’ve got it off your chest… your secret is safe with us… you’re among friends here… whistle:
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And wellingtons with no socks... whistle:
Oooh! Pervert! eyes:
Tell us about it… you’ll feel better when you’ve got it off your chest… your secret is safe with us… you’re among friends here… whistle:
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