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Title: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 04:07:38 PM
See I can't click on that from work. These tiny url things are all well and good but give no indication as to whether it is safe or not.

South Wales!?!?!?  eeek:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: tel on March 05, 2008, 04:08:01 PM
Part of customer review -

My partner is quite shy so found some of the things a bit too much, but you can just repick cards or do the things you feel most comfortable doing. Obviously you need to both be in the mood, but you also need to have a bottle of something on stand by, some nice nibbles and about 2 hours of uninterrupted time.


2 hours? That's longer than a rugby match!
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 04:09:45 PM
See I can't click on that from work. These tiny url things are all well and good but give no indication as to whether it is safe or not.

South Wales!?!?!?  eeek:

monogamyonline.com/

Cowbridge.  eeek:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 04:12:58 PM
Ahhh it's like dice things. You throw them and one has an action and one has a body part? Is that right?

Cowbridge, is lovely. Lots of expensive shops!
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: tel on March 05, 2008, 04:15:09 PM
Ahhh it's like dice things. You throw them and one has an action and one has a body part? Is that right?

Cowbridge, is lovely. Lots of expensive shops!

Have you ever looked to see if they make a shopping board-game?

You'd never have to go outside again.
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 04:16:42 PM
Ahhh it's like dice things. You throw them and one has an action and one has a body part? Is that right?

Cowbridge, is lovely. Lots of expensive shops!

Hopefully, a board game will keep us out of expensive shops!  ;)
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 04:19:52 PM
 point:

Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 04:21:46 PM
point:



Well it might work!
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 04:24:40 PM
point:



Well it might work!

Bless and people say I am naive.  happy100
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 04:25:18 PM
point:



Well it might work!

Bless and people say I am naive.  happy100


cussing:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 07:09:43 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

It's hard work being married to a scouser. My backs done in, not to mention my ears.  cry:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:15:19 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

It's hard work being married to a scouser. My backs done in, not to mention my ears.  cry:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:19:30 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:22:59 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he?  rubschin:

That would be "sicks" only he'd have a bleckman to carry it for hm.
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:26:00 PM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he?  rubschin:

That would be "sicks" only he'd have a bleckman to carry it for hm.
A kaffa...
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2008, 07:28:59 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:29:49 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM  whistle:
Snoopy...  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 08:14:03 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM  whistle:
Snoopy...  whistle:



Don't be cruel ...... you know I can't get it up because of these fvcking Valium.
If SWMBO gets that look in her eye I have to lay off the pills for 24 hours by which time I am a nervous wreck and she has gone off the idea  sad24:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 08:18:35 PM
It's Mrs TG's birthday soon and I am taking her away for the week to South Wales.

She has also instructed me to buy the item below. Being a good lad I have agreed.  eyes:

Might be an interesting holiday.  eeek:

http://tinyurl.com/2tbd9n

She’s saying that you don’t normally satisfy her lustful desires… do you want to give her my ‘phone number?  whistle:

You know a gigolo you can pass her number on to then BM  whistle:
Snoopy...  whistle:



Don't be cruel ...... you know I can't get it up because of these fvcking Valium.
If SWMBO gets that look in her eye I have to lay off the pills for 24 hours by which time I am a nervous wreck and she has gone off the idea  sad24:
happy100
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 09:16:16 PM
Fanks pal  ;)
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 05, 2008, 10:21:10 PM
Snoops, is it your tiny url that puts her off :-)

Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 05:43:57 AM
Snoops, is it your tiny url that puts her off :-)


lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 08:47:11 AM
Snoops, is it your tiny url that puts her off :-)


lol: lol: lol:

'Spect so  surrender:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2008, 09:38:37 AM
Sex? rubschin:

Oh yes, I dimly recall that. I think. rubschin:


Of course you do Nick ..... It's what the man brings the coal in.
From SA is he?  rubschin:

That would be "sicks" only he'd have a bleckman to carry it for hm.

Correct.

Secks is an old Edinburgh (Morningside) quip.

By the same token, a 'bleckman' in that part of the world is an item of chocolate-covered confectionery, even in these PC times.  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 07, 2008, 11:20:08 AM
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 07, 2008, 11:21:52 AM
What?
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2008, 11:23:43 AM
What?
I think what too...  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 07, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2008, 12:40:09 PM
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
What game is she on?
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 07, 2008, 12:41:28 PM
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
What game is she on?

 eeek:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2008, 12:43:04 PM
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
What game is she on?

 eeek:
point:

Keeps the wolf from the door eh?
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 07, 2008, 12:47:38 PM
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
What game is she on?

 eeek:
point:

Keeps the wolf from the door eh?

Lend me a quid.
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Bar Wench on March 07, 2008, 12:48:34 PM
Is that all she is worth!?!?!?  eeek:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2008, 12:49:16 PM
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
What game is she on?

 eeek:
point:

Keeps the wolf from the door eh?

Lend me a quid.
You don't get a freebie?  noooo:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 07, 2008, 12:49:56 PM
Is that all she is worth!?!?!?  eeek:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Bar Wench on March 07, 2008, 12:50:31 PM
I AM SOOOO TELLING!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 07, 2008, 12:50:46 PM
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
What game is she on?

 eeek:
point:

Keeps the wolf from the door eh?

Lend me a quid.
You don't get a freebie?  noooo:

Sometimes I dont charge her at all.
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 07, 2008, 12:51:28 PM
I AM SOOOO TELLING!!!!!!!

 scared2:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2008, 12:51:51 PM
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
What game is she on?

 eeek:
point:

Keeps the wolf from the door eh?

Lend me a quid.
You don't get a freebie?  noooo:

Sometimes I dont charge her at all.
Bang! There's your mistake right there...  noooo:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 07, 2008, 12:53:34 PM
Mrs TG sent off for the game from Amazon yesterday. Keen or what?  eeek:
What game is she on?

 eeek:
point:

Keeps the wolf from the door eh?

Lend me a quid.
You don't get a freebie?  noooo:

Sometimes I dont charge her at all.
Bang! There's your mistake right there...  noooo:

 doh:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 09, 2008, 08:33:16 PM
Should arrive 2morrow. My cherry might get popped.  eeek:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 08:35:56 PM
Should arrive 2morrow. My cherry might get popped.  eeek:
Pop down to the cellar... no waiting...  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 09, 2008, 08:39:51 PM
Be gentle with me darling.  angel1
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2008, 08:41:20 PM
Be gentle with me darling.  angel1
Of course...  whistle:

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Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 10, 2008, 11:53:55 AM
I have been told it has arrived........... eyes:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 10, 2008, 07:10:32 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 07:12:40 PM
eeek:
Did the gimp suit fit then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 07:13:55 PM
Monogamy is overrated IMHO.

Dunno about the game but the principle is, at least, questionable.
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 10, 2008, 07:16:57 PM
eeek:
Did the gimp suit fit then?  whistle:

Its a board game you daft bugger!  ::)

I aint dressing up for no fecker.
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 07:18:13 PM
eeek:
Did the gimp suit fit then?  whistle:

Its a board game you daft bugger!  ::)

I aint dressing up for no fecker.
Busted!  eeek:

She got you a gimp suit!  point:

 happy001
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 10, 2008, 07:22:45 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooo! No gimp suit. No traffic warden uniforms. No nazi regalia.

 Banghead
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 07:25:05 PM
Any handcuffs, silk scarves, blindfolds involved?
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Bar Wench on March 10, 2008, 07:26:02 PM
She wants him to dress up as a fireman!!!!
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2008, 07:26:51 PM
She wants him to dress up as a fireman!!!!


Wot? Wiv his little chopper in his hand?  eeek:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 07:28:05 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooo! No gimp suit. No traffic warden uniforms. No nazi regalia.

 Banghead
Waders and foul weather gear then?  eeek:

And wellingtons with no socks...  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 10, 2008, 07:38:28 PM
And wellingtons with no socks...  whistle:

Oooh! Pervert!  eyes:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 10, 2008, 07:39:13 PM
Any handcuffs, silk scarves, blindfolds involved?

Possibly.  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2008, 07:40:58 PM
And wellingtons with no socks...  whistle:

Oooh! Pervert!  eyes:
Tell us about it… you’ll feel better when you’ve got it off your chest… your secret is safe with us… you’re among friends here…  whistle:
Title: Re: Monogamy
Post by: TG on March 10, 2008, 07:43:07 PM
And wellingtons with no socks...  whistle:

Oooh! Pervert!  eyes:
Tell us about it… you’ll feel better when you’ve got it off your chest… your secret is safe with us… you’re among friends here…  whistle:

 tunble: