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Title: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 02:39:17 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arnoldwagner.com%2Fcartoon-blog%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fdefault%2Fimages%2Fsnoopy-lg.GIF&hash=b8dedf85eaa92993dc83e259e77b80e83e2f46b2)
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 03:29:30 PM: Charlie Barman? whistle:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 04:36:44 PM: <snigger>
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 04:50:59 PM: doh:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 05:33:33 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2008, 04:50:59 PM
doh:

No wonder you hair fell out, hitting your head continuously like that probably knocked it all loose. whistle:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 05:34:30 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 05:33:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2008, 04:50:59 PM
doh:

No wonder you hair fell out, hitting your head continuously like that probably knocked it all loose. whistle:
noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 05:42:02 PM: It was all that rubbing it on headboards in his youth (or so I've heard tell)
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 05:44:40 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 05:42:02 PM
It was all that rubbing it on headboards in his youth (or so I've heard tell)
Landlady is such a blabbermouth… noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 05:52:49 PM: My late father always used to say that if you went bald at the front than you were sexy, if you went bald at the back then you were a thinker.
Presumably those who go bald right through only think they are sexy.

Sorry BM .... I promised myself I wouldn't get into this personal insult stuff ..... but you know how it is, when the LLs away the Bonio supply drops off and a hound gets to thinking.
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 06:28:20 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 05:52:49 PM
My late father always used to say that if you went bald at the front than you were sexy, if you went bald at the back then you were a thinker.
Presumably those who go bald right through only think they are sexy.

Sorry BM .... I promised myself I wouldn't get into this personal insult stuff ..... but you know how it is, when the LLs away the Bonio supply drops off and a hound gets to thinking.
Et tu Snoopy... noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 07:57:30 PM: Peace Offering

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Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 08:06:27 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2008, 06:28:20 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 05:52:49 PM
My late father always used to say that if you went bald at the front than you were sexy, if you went bald at the back then you were a thinker.
Presumably those who go bald right through only think they are sexy.

Sorry BM .... I promised myself I wouldn't get into this personal insult stuff ..... but you know how it is, when the LLs away the Bonio supply drops off and a hound gets to thinking.
Et tu Snoopy... noooo:

Ever thought about getting a pub cat BM? whistle:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 08:33:21 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 07:57:30 PM
Peace Offering

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eyes:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 09:39:47 AM: Ohhh pretty shoe!
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2008, 09:43:37 AM: Hop it!
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 09:51:59 AM: BM can't work out how to email either. Had a completely empty email from him last night. Must have been the red wine messing with his baldy head.
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 09:54:33 AM: Maybe he couldn't think of anything to say.

Hadn't thought of that had you? point:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:04:38 AM: Then why bother in the first place? rubschin:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 10:11:56 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 09:51:59 AM
BM can't work out how to email either. Had a completely empty email from him last night. Must have been the red wine messing with his baldy head.
Empty? rubschin:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:18:15 AM: Yep!
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 10:26:11 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:18:15 AM
Yep!
Oh... noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:26:47 AM: Pissed again!
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 10:36:38 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:26:47 AM
Pissed again!
No... noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2008, 10:37:32 AM: Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 10:36:38 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:26:47 AM
Pissed again!
No... noooo:

He drank the hair tonic and rubbed the red wine on his bonce again... whistle:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 10:39:55 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2008, 10:37:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2008, 10:36:38 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:26:47 AM
Pissed again!
No... noooo:

He drank the hair tonic and rubbed the red wine on his bonce again... whistle:
I jus' made a mistake okay... I’m new to gmail… whistle:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:41:08 AM: eeek:

How is that an excuse!
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 10:45:10 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:41:08 AM
eeek:

How is that an excuse!
Perhaps the problem was at your end? whistle:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:46:52 AM: point:

I doubt it very much.

I shall forward it back to you so you can see for yourself!
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 10:50:24 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:46:52 AM
point:

I doubt it very much.

I shall forward it back to you so you can see for yourself!
noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 11:11:06 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:04:38 AM
Then why bother in the first place? rubschin:

whistle: 'cos you are always on his mind, you are always on his mind. whistle:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 11:13:42 AM: noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 11:15:26 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 05, 2008, 10:46:52 AM
point:

I doubt it very much.

I shall forward it back to you so you can see for yourself!
Case solved! cloud9:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2008, 10:09:51 AM: What was the problem BM?
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 10:27:14 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2008, 10:09:51 AM
What was the problem BM?
Wenchy made a comment that left me speechless ( eeek: )so I simply replied: -

“ “

So the e-mail wasn’t in fact empty at all… point:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2008, 11:55:35 AM: You were speechless? Bloody hell, someone call Norris McWhirter eeek:

I'd ask what the comment was but something powerful enough to render you speechless sounds absolutely terrifying to I'm happy to remain ignorant. whistle:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 12:12:19 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2008, 11:55:35 AM
You were speechless? Bloody hell, someone call Norris McWhirter eeek:

I'd ask what the comment was but something powerful enough to render you speechless sounds absolutely terrifying to I'm happy to remain ignorant. whistle:
Best not to know... noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2008, 12:33:34 PM: :lalalala
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Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 12:36:47 PM: eeek:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 12:46:14 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 12:36:47 PM
eeek:
I should think so young lady... noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 12:48:22 PM: eeek:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 01:01:37 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 12:48:22 PM
eeek:
Tsk, tsk...
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 01:12:55 PM: Never was a girl so Tsked as our Wenchy.
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 01:21:53 PM: You are all hard tsk masters. sad24:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 01:26:59 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 01:21:53 PM
You are all hard tsk masters. sad24:
drumroll:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 01:36:51 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 01:21:53 PM
You are all hard tsk masters. sad24:

But only when you are around my dear eyes:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 01:39:16 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 01:36:51 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 01:21:53 PM
You are all hard tsk masters. sad24:

But only when you are around my dear eyes:
eyes:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 01:45:05 PM: Tsk noooo:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 02:15:35 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2008, 01:26:59 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 01:21:53 PM
You are all hard tsk masters. sad24:
drumroll:

I was quite proud of that one!
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:19:17 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 02:15:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2008, 01:26:59 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 01:21:53 PM
You are all hard tsk masters. sad24:
drumroll:

I was quite proud of that one!

So you should be, had me spluttering tea over my new keyboard but it was just too good an opportunity to let pass. Sorry (Hangs head in shame and sidles out with tail between legs)
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 02:26:31 PM: We are gradually teaching her Snoops. I think she is coming along quite well for a youngster
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:42:05 PM: If I were thirty years younger I'd show her a thing or two whistle:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 02:44:41 PM: eeek:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:46:21 PM: Hang on ... If I were thirty years younger she wouldn't have been born Banghead
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2008, 02:47:20 PM: Quote
If I were thirty years younger I'd show her a thing or two

You have two. Were you ever in a circus?
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Bar Wench on March 06, 2008, 02:49:08 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:46:21 PM
Hang on ... If I were thirty years younger she wouldn't have been born Banghead

Which isn't paedophilia or necrophilia. What is it then? rubschin:
Title: Re: The Bald Headed one can't work it out.
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 02:52:28 PM: The triumph of imagination over reality.