The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2008, 01:54:47 PM
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Paul Raymond has died.
BBC Link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7275177.stm)
;)
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£650 Million from smut... rubschin:
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£650 Million from smut... rubschin:
£649,999,999 of it from Berek whistle:
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£650 Million from smut... rubschin:
£649,999,999 of it from Berek whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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£650 Million from smut... rubschin:
£649,999,999 of it from Berek whistle:
::) ::)
true like whistle:
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Unfair on Berek. I ploughed at least thirty quid into the empire. I have a "Popeye" left arm as a result, but my eyesight is still good.
The friction burns healed themselves...
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Unfair on Berek. I ploughed at least thirty quid into the empire. I have a "Popeye" left arm as a result, but my eyesight is still good.
The friction burns healed themselves...
Left arm eh? rubschin:
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Unfair on Berek. I ploughed at least thirty quid into the empire. I have a "Popeye" left arm as a result, but my eyesight is still good.
The friction burns healed themselves...
£650 Million from smut... rubschin:
£649,999,969 of it from Berek whistle:
£30 from TMR
Ok just for you I've corrected it whistle:
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And what, pray tell dear Barman, is wrong with us lefties?
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There was a left hander from Kent
Who set off one day
In a relative way
and instead of coming .... he went
OK but Surrey doesn't rhyme!
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And what, pray tell dear Barman, is wrong with us lefties?
Pervert... noooo:
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I , too, am left handed evil:
All the best people are!
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Most Geniuses are lefties - ignore the simpletons, Nick...
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Yeah, ignore them Nick ;)
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I , too, am left handed evil:
All the best people are!
Left=Cack in your case ;)
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I , too, am left handed evil:
All the best people are!
Left=Cack in your case ;)
lol: lol:
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I prefer to think of myself as sinister evil:
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I too am left handed rubschin:
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BM ..... It may be time to rethink pub policy .... we appear to be surrounded by aliens.
Everyone knows that anal probes have to be operated by cack left handers scared2:
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Type "Jasper Carrot" into a Google image search...
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And I got 15,800 images .... So?
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And I got 15,800 images .... So?
And the second image is... eyes:
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Couple o wimmin at least one of whom seems to have
fake surgically enhanced tits.
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So this is good for my heart condition?
Better than the gym?
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Couple o wimmin at least one of whom seems to have fake surgically enhanced tits.
And did you read the article beside them?
(This is hard work...)
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Yes ..... unfortunately some heart medications, when mixed with diabetic pills and valium tend to rob one of the ability to "enjoy" that sort of execise. cry:
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Couple o wimmin at least one of whom seems to have fake surgically enhanced tits.
And did you read the article beside them?
(This is hard work...)
So eight hours a day browsing porn while LL is away – I should live to be 100 then? cloud9:
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Couple o wimmin at least one of whom seems to have fake surgically enhanced tits.
And did you read the article beside them?
(This is hard work...)
So eight hours a day browsing porn while LL is away – I should live to be 100 then? cloud9:
Think the real thing works better razz:
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I too am left handed rubschin:
Congratulations. Can we have a left-handers bar please? With left handed tankards and everything?
Please?
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I too am left handed rubschin:
Congratulations. Can we have a left-handers bar please? With left handed tankards and everything?
Please?
No… you’ll be wanting left-handed cards, dominos and urinals too if I give in… noooo:
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Well of course we want left handed urinals
(stupid righty)
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Well of course we want left handed urinals
(stupid righty)
You are Ned Flanders - I claim my £5 point:
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Ahem
http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/ (http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/)
evil:
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Ahem
http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/ (http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/)
evil:
I'm sorry Ned, I can't access that site with my right-handed mouse! point:
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Get yerself a polar bear instead then!
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'Spect Nick has a left handed brief case too. point:
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No, but I have one of these. I ask visitors to use it to open wine bottles. Drives them nuts eveilgrin:
http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html#a67 (http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html#a67)
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F*cking minorities .... give 'em an inch and they want to take over the world. whistle:
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F*cking minorities .... give 'em an inch and they want to take over the world. whistle:
I blame the muslims...
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F*cking minorities .... give 'em an inch and they want to take over the world. whistle:
I blame the muslims...
Are they left handed then?
Of course. Right hand to eat with, left hand to wash yer arse with.
Well that explains everything. whistle:
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All part of the same taboo actualy. Hence "cack-handed"
Samuel Beckett makes a rare joke about it somewhere noooo:
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All part of the same taboo actualy. Hence "cack-handed"
Samuel Beckett makes a rare joke about it somewhere noooo:
Do you bite your nails?
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No. Why? evil:
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Oh .... no reason, just wondered. whistle:
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Thinking about it I do remember most left handers at school developed a style of writing that involved curling their writing hand round the top of the paper and attacking things from that angle ~ sort of upside down. I suppose because fountain pens, in those days, would have dug into the paper had they pushed rather than pulled through the letter strokes. We had an English Master who particularly hated this style and frequently caned boys who used it.
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Thinking about it I do remember most left handers at school developed a style of writing that involved curling their writing hand round the top of the paper and attacking things from that angle ~ sort of upside down. I suppose because fountain pens, in those days, would have dug into the paper had they pushed rather than pulled through the letter strokes. We had an English Master who particularly hated this style and frequently caned boys who used it.
I remember that too – they almost always had their tongues sticking out as well, retards. whistle:
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Thinking about it I do remember most left handers at school developed a style of writing that involved curling their writing hand round the top of the paper and attacking things from that angle ~ sort of upside down. I suppose because fountain pens, in those days, would have dug into the paper had they pushed rather than pulled through the letter strokes. We had an English Master who particularly hated this style and frequently caned boys who used it.
I remember that too – they almost always had their tongues sticking out as well, retards. whistle:
Harsh BM .............. But possible accurate in some circs.
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I was taught to write by a bastard who made us use nib pens dipped in inkwells. As a lefty I inevitably smudged my own writing (which is why some of us developed that style of which you speak - I couldn't). He slippered my hand every day for a year. Why I never told my parents (I was 7) I cannot imagine. Why he didn't let me use a pencil I cannot fathom. I could punch him to this day.
Bastard Mr Brown!
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Thinking about it I do remember most left handers at school developed a style of writing that involved curling their writing hand round the top of the paper and attacking things from that angle ~ sort of upside down. I suppose because fountain pens, in those days, would have dug into the paper had they pushed rather than pulled through the letter strokes. We had an English Master who particularly hated this style and frequently caned boys who used it.
I remember that too – they almost always had their tongues sticking out as well, retards. whistle:
Harsh BM .............. But possible accurate in some circs.
We have a mix up of 2 threads here!
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Thinking about it I do remember most left handers at school developed a style of writing that involved curling their writing hand round the top of the paper and attacking things from that angle ~ sort of upside down. I suppose because fountain pens, in those days, would have dug into the paper had they pushed rather than pulled through the letter strokes. We had an English Master who particularly hated this style and frequently caned boys who used it.
I remember that too – they almost always had their tongues sticking out as well, retards. whistle:
Harsh BM .............. But possible accurate in some circs.
We have a mix up of 2 threads here!
Nothing new there then tunble:
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Thinking about it I do remember most left handers at school developed a style of writing that involved curling their writing hand round the top of the paper and attacking things from that angle ~ sort of upside down. I suppose because fountain pens, in those days, would have dug into the paper had they pushed rather than pulled through the letter strokes. We had an English Master who particularly hated this style and frequently caned boys who used it.
I remember that too – they almost always had their tongues sticking out as well, retards. whistle:
Harsh BM .............. But possible accurate in some circs.
We have a mix up of 2 threads here!
Do we? eeek:
Let's go off on a tangent then and really screw it up... whistle:
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DOnkey Feet
I love those Donkey Feet
And tho-o-ose Donkey Feet
etc.
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Thinking about it I do remember most left handers at school developed a style of writing that involved curling their writing hand round the top of the paper and attacking things from that angle ~ sort of upside down. I suppose because fountain pens, in those days, would have dug into the paper had they pushed rather than pulled through the letter strokes. We had an English Master who particularly hated this style and frequently caned boys who used it.
I remember that too – they almost always had their tongues sticking out as well, retards. whistle:
Harsh BM .............. But possible accurate in some circs.
We have a mix up of 2 threads here!
Do we? eeek:
Let's go off on a tangent then and really screw it up... whistle:
Not a good precedent to set. Next thing you know threads will off topic right, left and centre. Some people will get stroppy. noooo:
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Thinking about it I do remember most left handers at school developed a style of writing that involved curling their writing hand round the top of the paper and attacking things from that angle ~ sort of upside down. I suppose because fountain pens, in those days, would have dug into the paper had they pushed rather than pulled through the letter strokes. We had an English Master who particularly hated this style and frequently caned boys who used it.
I remember that too – they almost always had their tongues sticking out as well, retards. whistle:
Harsh BM .............. But possible accurate in some circs.
We have a mix up of 2 threads here!
Do we? eeek:
Let's go off on a tangent then and really screw it up... whistle:
Not a good precedent to set. Next thing you know threads will off topic right, left and centre. Some people will get stroppy. noooo:
True .... but it is his ball so I s'pose we'll have to play along.
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I got to thinking about AManda Burton for some reason
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I got to thinking about AManda Burton for some reason
I can see there are times when being left-handed with a right-handed mouse must be an advantage… eyes:
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Seeing as my OP was about Paul Raymond at least we seem to be getting back on track!
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I got to thinking about Amanda Burton for some reason
According to the Daily Mail you are not the first.
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Apparently they had "dinner" together on a number of occasions.
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Being a politician does have some benefits I see.
Still I don't suppose Blunkett knows he's ugly. eeek:
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I didn't know that she was blind too noooo:
She hides it very well! sad24:
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Being a politician does have some benefits I see.
Still I don't suppose Blunkett knows he's ugly. eeek:
She does tho... what did she get out of it? rubschin:
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A visa for her foreign servants I spect
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A visa for her foreign servants I spect
Prolly... noooo:
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I could have given her one
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Wot a visa? I think you may find she only accepts pay-pal.
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I could have given her one
Not after blind pugh has been up there... noooo:
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I could have given her one
Not after blind pugh has been up there... noooo:
She could have got one of her foreign servants in as a stunt double. How's he to know.
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I could have given her one
Not after blind pugh has been up there... noooo:
She could have got one of her foreign servants in as a stunt double. How's he to know.
lol: lol: lol:
Now that would be funny!
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I could have given her one
Not after blind pugh has been up there... noooo:
She could have got one of her foreign servants in as a stunt double. How's he to know.
Not Igor surely? eeek:
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I could have given her one
Not after blind pugh has been up there... noooo:
She could have got one of her foreign servants in as a stunt double. How's he to know.
Not Igor surely? eeek:
Old Blind Pugh will be thinking she's using the strap-on again! point: