The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 03, 2008, 01:36:34 PM
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How many of you wear glasses? confused:
I’m just doing a little light electronic work which requires some soldering… I can’t see the bloody end of the iron to work with it… For the first time I’ve realised that I need glasses for close-up work. sad24:
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Ear glasses? Are they like visual hearing aids? whistle:
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Ear glasses? Are they like visual hearing aids? whistle:
See! I can't see the screen either... noooo:
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And I've just soldered the bloody thing in round the wrong way... Banghead
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Are you absolutely certain you arent related to Nick in some way. noooo:
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Are you absolutely certain you arent related to Nick in some way. noooo:
Can't he see then? rubschin:
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I need pint glasses - does that count?
But obviously these are not for my eyes lol:
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For your jugs perhaps? ;)
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For your jugs perhaps? ;)
I thought it was Wenchy that held the jugs ????
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Bald and blind he is. point:
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Thanks! cussing:
I've bloody fixed it tho! cloud9:
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Nine replies and nobody has questioned/suggested why you are going blind eeek:
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Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it. ::)
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Young lady!!!!!! Go to my room this instant!!!!!
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Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it. ::)
Can you over wank ??????
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Can we raise the level here a bit please - this offends my delicate Grammar school nature...
A chap at school said he wanked 20 times one night and it did not affect his sight at all, although his knob, it seems resembled mincemeat in the morning.
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It was Wench wot started it!
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Can we raise the level here a bit please - this offends my delicate Grammar school nature...
We could raise it but this would pose more of a danger for the Barman as he might trip and fall.
Mind you the bar will now have to have ramp access and everything. Tis going to cost him a fortune.
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Easily solved Miss D, We just have to retrain Snoops as a guide dog. whistle:
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Easily solved Miss D, We just have to retrain Snoops as a guide dog. whistle:
Pure genius lol:
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Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it. ::)
Can you over wank ??????
I do have a friend that once gave himself friction burns. eeek:
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Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it. ::)
Oh Wenchy! noooo:
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Easily solved Miss D, We just have to retrain Snoops as a guide dog. whistle:
Pure genius lol:
Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21 eeek:
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See over wanking.
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Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21 eeek:
So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind. whistle:
But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops..... eyes:
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Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21 eeek:
So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind. whistle:
But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops..... eyes:
rubschin: He seems quite capable of that without help.
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Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21 eeek:
So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind. whistle:
But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops..... eyes:
rubschin: He seems quite capable of that without help.
It's just close up stuff... noooo:
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True Snoops, I'm certain he is somehow related to Nick.
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Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it. ::)
Can you over wank ??????
I think so, there is a formulae about stroke to length or sumfink like that
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Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21 eeek:
So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind. whistle:
But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops..... eyes:
rubschin: He seems quite capable of that without help.
It's just close up stuff... noooo:
So LL led me to believe eeek:
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Well because it's obviously over wanking isn't it. ::)
Can you over wank ??????
I think so, there is a formulae about stroke to length or sumfink like that
That's why there's a rim round the top ..... to stop your hand slipping off.
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Don't some people have the rim chopped off. rubschin:
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Don't some people have the rim chopped off. rubschin:
Some people also have their hands chopped off as well - whaddya do then rubschin:
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Not that I am unwilling to help but I have worn specs since I was 21 eeek:
So its a case of the partially sighted leading the blind. whistle:
But just think of the fun you could have leading Baldymort into trouble Snoops..... eyes:
rubschin: He seems quite capable of that without help.
It's just close up stuff... noooo:
So LL led me to believe eeek:
eeek:
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Don't some people have the rim chopped off. rubschin:
Erm...no. Would you have your pink lettuce chopped off?
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Don't some people have the rim chopped off. rubschin:
Just the helmet cover, not the whole bloody helmet!
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Don't some people have the rim chopped off. rubschin:
Erm...no. Would you have your pink lettuce chopped off?
lol:
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Erm...no. Would you have your pink lettuce chopped off?
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Good god no - don't we suffer enough already (this is a rhetorical question lol:)
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Be glad you live in the west.
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Don't some people have the rim chopped off. rubschin:
Biology not your strong subject then?
Study your Welshman and address such questions to him. When he stops laughing he may even give you the answer.
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redface:
I shall play closer attention in future.
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Don't some people have the rim chopped off. rubschin:
Biology not your strong subject then?
Study your Welshman and address such questions to him. When he stops laughing he may even give you the answer.
You know that Wench is a bit on the naive side.
Mind you saying that about Wenchy, I had a girl-friend that thought men used toilet paper when they went for a leak. She had a fit of the giggles, when I explained the shaking process.
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redface:
I shall play closer attention in future.
Will you need glasses?
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You know that Wench is a bit on the naive side.
Mind you saying that about Wenchy, I had a girl-friend that thought men used toilet paper when they went for a leak. She had a fit of the giggles, when I explained the shaking process.
I have known men that do that and don't shake as they consider it unhygenic eeek:
Also they would only sit on the loo to 'go' - never stand up rubschin:
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You know that Wench is a bit on the naive side.
Mind you saying that about Wenchy, I had a girl-friend that thought men used toilet paper when they went for a leak. She had a fit of the giggles, when I explained the shaking process.
I have known men that do that and don't shake as they consider it unhygenic eeek:
Also they would only sit on the loo to 'go' - never stand up rubschin:
Generally after many pints... whistle:
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You know that Wench is a bit on the naive side.
Mind you saying that about Wenchy, I had a girl-friend that thought men used toilet paper when they went for a leak. She had a fit of the giggles, when I explained the shaking process.
I have known men that do that and don't shake as they consider it unhygenic eeek:
Also they would only sit on the loo to 'go' - never stand up rubschin:
Generally after many pints... whistle:
And then fall asleep?
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Generally after many pints... whistle:
Unfortunately no noooo:
They were just arseholes lol:
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eeek:
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Generally after many pints... whistle:
Unfortunately no noooo:
They were just arseholes lol:
:lalalala Language Miss D, or you are going to ruin the 'butter wouldnt melt' image I have of you whistle:
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Don't some people have the rim chopped off. rubschin:
Biology not your strong subject then?
Study your Welshman and address such questions to him. When he stops laughing he may even give you the answer.
You know that Wench is a bit on the naive side.
Mind you saying that about Wenchy, I had a girl-friend that thought men used toilet paper when they went for a leak. She had a fit of the giggles, when I explained the shaking process.
The men of the Snoopy household do not shake .... we just give it a kick. whistle:
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Generally when they find you marking your territory in the lounge I suspect Snoops whistle:
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:lalalala Language Miss D, or you are going to ruin the 'butter wouldnt melt' image I have of you whistle:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh now butter I like cloud9:
Sorry GM - I will behave surrender:
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:lalalala Language Miss D, or you are going to ruin the 'butter wouldnt melt' image I have of you whistle:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh now butter I like cloud9:
Sorry GM - I will behave surrender:
For how long though? razz:
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For how long though? razz:
As long as I can manage - which on a Monday isn't too bad but by Friday will be completely hopeless lol:
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For how long though? razz:
As long as I can manage - which on a Monday isn't too bad but by Friday will be completely hopeless lol:
I'll agree there, I still remember some of the stories you've told me about the girls night out on a Friday eeek:
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I'll agree there, I still remember some of the stories you've told me about the girls night out on a Friday eeek:
How very true GM - had an amazing time on Friday just gone - ended up in a small place in Soho until the early hours. Had such a laugh lol:
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I'll agree there, I still remember some of the stories you've told me about the girls night out on a Friday eeek:
How very true GM - had an amazing time on Friday just gone - ended up in a small place in Soho until the early hours. Had such a laugh lol:
Anything to do with a Mr P Raymond?
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No - it was a new place that had just opened and we had the basement to ourselves almost ;D
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Ah so not the place you all caused chaos in on the hen night... eyes:
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Ah so not the place you all caused chaos in on the hen night... eyes:
No - had to move onto pastures new lol:
Have a rugby club ball this Friday.
Another hen night the following weekend.
40th birthday bash the weekend after that
and then my brother's wedding the weekend after that.
I need to do some serious shopping whistle:
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No - it was a new place that had just opened and we had the basement to ourselves almost ;D
And?
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No - it was a new place that had just opened and we had the basement to ourselves almost ;D
And?
And .......
we enjoyed civilised conversation....debated the politics of the day....analysed the theory of relatively and drew up a list of possible Nobel Prize winners.
happy001
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Ask a stupid question and ......................... ::)
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No - it was a new place that had just opened and we had the basement to ourselves almost ;D
And?
And .......
we enjoyed civilised conversation....debated the politics of the day....analysed the theory of relatively and drew up a list of possible Nobel Prize winners.
happy001
You got pissed.
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You got pissed.
redface: redface: redface: redface:
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Someone once said that when Miss D is pissed she can come a close second to Nick in the devasation stakes Tel. eeek:
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Someone once said that when Miss D is pissed she can come a close second to Nick in the devasation stakes Tel. eeek:
That tends to be the case with most females.
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