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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 01, 2008, 07:21:56 PM
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I was just about to order some new Jeans for my motorbike (for me to wear on my motorbike) from M&P.
The jeans cost £99 'cos they are reinforced with kevlar and stuff...
So, place order on line and...
The carriage for your order is
Shipping £65.00
I don't bloody think so! cussing:
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Lanlady has shares in the company
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Christ! You could fly over by sleazy jet and collect them for less. eeek:
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Christ! You could fly over by sleazy jet and collect them for less. eeek:
Indeed! cussing:
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Christ! You could fly over by sleazy jet and collect them for less. eeek:
Indeed! cussing:
My spending frenzy has been brought to an abrupt halt before LL even takes off! Banghead
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Excuse me whilst I have a quiet <Snigger>
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Or buy a decent one piece suit. Like what I've got :-)
Still, on days when I want to just take a gentle stroll on the bike, I sometimes put the two piece on. It helps me fit in with the oldies an their old bikes.
Is your helmet made of cork, perchance?
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Or buy a decent one piece suit. Like what I've got :-)
Still, on days when I want to just take a gentle stroll on the bike, I sometimes put the two piece on. It helps me fit in with the oldies an their old bikes.
Is your helmet made of cork, perchance?
I sold my one-piece as it matched my Aprilia...
My two piece jacket fits but the trousers seem to have... um shrunk... redface:
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In my day, when men were men, a Tee Shirt, a pair of Wranglers, Cowboy Boots and a Leather Jacket was all one wore when on a bike. Some liked to effect a silk scarf but in the main we all looked like The Fonz .... before the Fonz was invented. 'Course we had real bikes then .... not things that sound like angry wasps.
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In my day, when men were men, a Tee Shirt, a pair of Wranglers, Cowboy Boots and a Leather Jacket was all one wore when on a bike. Some liked to effect a silk scarf but in the main we all looked like The Fonz .... before the Fonz was invented. 'Course we had real bikes then .... not things that sound like angry wasps.
My bike does not sound like an angry wasp! cussing:
TMR's does... point:
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Bet it doesn't sound like mine used to.
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Bet it doesn't sound like mine used to.
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A new-fangled twin is it? Mine is just a single... whistle:
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New fangled eeek: .... I was 17! ::)
I fell off once too often and flogged it to buy a Triumph Vitesse convertable. Pulled more birds that way too.
One good thing about being in the services back then was that drivers licences were handed out if you could reach the end of the runway without hitting anything.
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New fangled eeek: .... I was 17! ::)
I fell off once too often and flogged it to buy a Triumph Vitesse convertable. Pulled more birds that way too.
One good thing about being in the services back then was that drivers licences were handed out if you could reach the end of the runway without hitting anything.
The bike looks lovely...
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It was ... I traded up from a BSA Cub, which may have been why I fell off so often. Had the Norton 500 for about six months but found that WAAFS didn't like getting wet or having their hairdos ruined ... so the Vitesse was the next best thing.
Young, free and single ..... Happy Days indeed. cloud9:
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The current GSXR with the Akrapovic sounds anything but an angry wasp.
Twins will always sound different - more, erm, agricutural.
Singles tend to be ridden by persons who are "good with colours".
The GSXR thou I test rode this morning wheelies off the throttle in third at one hundred and thirty...hmmm...come on redundancy!
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Ah ............ But the man from the AA doesn't salute you. whistle:
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It was ... I traded up from a BSA Cub, which may have been why I fell off so often. Had the Norton 500 for about six months but found that WAAFS didn't like getting wet or having their hairdos ruined ... so the Vitesse was the next best thing.
Young, free and single ..... Happy Days indeed. cloud9:
That's me that is... whistle:
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It was ... I traded up from a BSA Cub, which may have been why I fell off so often. Had the Norton 500 for about six months but found that WAAFS didn't like getting wet or having their hairdos ruined ... so the Vitesse was the next best thing.
Young, free and single ..... Happy Days indeed. cloud9:
That's me that is... whistle:
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It was ... I traded up from a BSA Cub, which may have been why I fell off so often. Had the Norton 500 for about six months but found that WAAFS didn't like getting wet or having their hairdos ruined ... so the Vitesse was the next best thing.
Young, free and single ..... Happy Days indeed. cloud9:
That's me that is... whistle:
This offer is for a limited period only.
Indeed... noooo:
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I bet both of your licences are written in Latin...
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I bet both of your licences are written in Latin...
On parchment... whistle:
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Old people are great - they're just like us younger ones, but a bit slower and a bit more befuddled.
Hug an oldie, you know it makes sense xxx
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Old people are great - they're just like us younger ones, but a bit slower and a bit more befuddled.
Hug an oldie, you know it makes sense xxx
And more piss smell too... redface:
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Licence is horrid modern photo card one now .................... but I do still have the original little red book whistle:
I DO NOT SMELL OF PISS Angry9:
Imperial mints perhaps lol:
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Licence is horrid modern photo card one now .................... but I do still have the original little red book whistle:
I DO NOT SMELL OF PISS Angry9:
Imperial mints perhaps lol:
lol:
My other dog smells of goat at the moment... sick2:
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Ah,you bikers. Living proof of your parents affection for their domestic animals.
Moan ranger, it may not sound like an angry wasp,but it doesn't make your willy any bigger.
I may be wrong but what is a BSA Cub- I remember the Triumph Tiger Cub and BSA Bantam.
I have a 95 hp Cub.
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Ah,you bikers. Living proof of your parents affection for their domestic animals.
Moan ranger, it may not sound like an angry wasp,but it doesn't make your willy any bigger.
I may be wrong but what is a BSA Cub- I remember the Triumph Tiger Cub and BSA Bantam.
I have a 95 hp Cub.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVZPEz9.jpg&hash=7aa37608c5595a48c20ce06bb5f3dbd46d06e38b) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVZPEz9)
Cool, where do you keep that?
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Ah,you bikers. Living proof of your parents affection for their domestic animals.
Moan ranger, it may not sound like an angry wasp,but it doesn't make your willy any bigger.
I may be wrong but what is a BSA Cub- I remember the Triumph Tiger Cub and BSA Bantam.
I have a 95 hp Cub.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVZPEz9.jpg&hash=7aa37608c5595a48c20ce06bb5f3dbd46d06e38b) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVZPEz9)
I meant Tiger Cub .... Sorry to have offended your sensibilities.
First bike after the NSU "Quickly" moped was a BSA Bantam, it fell apart, then I had the Cub which I traded against the Norton, then I grew up.
The whole list sounded like elderly willy waving so I changed it but cut the wrong bits. OK? ::)
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Ah,you bikers. Living proof of your parents affection for their domestic animals.
Moan ranger, it may not sound like an angry wasp,but it doesn't make your willy any bigger.
I may be wrong but what is a BSA Cub- I remember the Triumph Tiger Cub and BSA Bantam.
I have a 95 hp Cub.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVZPEz9.jpg&hash=7aa37608c5595a48c20ce06bb5f3dbd46d06e38b) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVZPEz9)
I meant Tiger Cub .... Sorry to have offended your sensibilities.
First bike after the NSU "Quickly" moped was a BSA Bantam, it fell apart, then I had the Cub which I traded against the Norton, then I grew up.
The whole list sounded like elderly willy waving so I changed it but cut the wrong bits. OK? ::)
I forgive you...
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I bet both of your licences are written in Latin...
I had a BSA Bantam, an Ariel Colt, a cloth-bound licence and I am not good with colours. evil:
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What is this shite?
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What is this shite?
It started about clothing... I'd have thought it would be right up your street... whistle:
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I went shopping on Saturday. I came home with a book. After nearly purchasing much tat. I could cry at the thought of what I left behind!
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Presumably, as you were in Wales, you were shopping for Taffeta
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I went shopping on Saturday. I came home with a book. After nearly purchasing much tat. I could cry at the thought of what I left behind!
A book... or a catalogue? eveilgrin:
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An actual book. Three actually! A crafty one, a Jilly Cooper redface: and something called The Welsh Girl. Seemed appropriate as it was St Davids Day. I ate many welsh cakes. redface:
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An actual book. Three actually! A crafty one, a Jilly Cooper redface: and something called The Welsh Girl. Seemed appropriate as it was St Davids Day. I ate many welsh cakes. redface:
Seaweed?
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An actual book. Three actually! A crafty one, a Jilly Cooper redface: and something called The Welsh Girl. Seemed appropriate as it was St Davids Day. I ate many welsh cakes. redface:
Seaweed?
'spect so .... they do drink a lot of tea with their Welsh Cakes .
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An actual book. Three actually! A crafty one, a Jilly Cooper redface: and something called The Welsh Girl. Seemed appropriate as it was St Davids Day. I ate many welsh cakes. redface:
Seaweed?
'spect so .... they do drink a lot of tea with their Welsh Cakes .
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