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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 01, 2008, 04:09:42 PM
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Prince Harry has returned to the UK after being withdrawn 10 weeks into a front-line deployment in Afghanistan.
The prince landed at RAF Brize Norton in Oxfordshire, where he was met by Prince Charles and Prince William, and left the base after more than an hour.
The Prince of Wales spoke of his "great relief" at his 23-year-old son's safe return from Afghanistan.
Prince Harry's tour was cut short after a news blackout broke, leading to fears he would be targeted by the Taleban.
Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7271408.stm)
What en embarrassing farce?
Everybody seems to think he is a hero and that this is good PR for the Royal Family.
What about the British army and government? Shame on them I say and embarrassment in front of the world.
The great British army now can’t protect one of its troops in the front line against the Taliban? They can’t risk the life of a Royal even tho he has supposedly signed up like the other troops that risk their lives every day?
They should have left him there and used him to draw out the Taliban to where they can be destroyed by the amazing laser turbo megaweapons that we are supposed to possess.
cussing:
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My son, the soldier... cloud9:
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My son, the soldier... cloud9:
drumroll:
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He never returns my calls you know. sad24:
I should have set the CSA on some bugger.
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He never returns my calls you know. sad24:
I should have set the CSA on some bugger.
Did you go to meet him at the airport this morning?
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He never returns my calls you know. sad24:
I should have set the CSA on some bugger.
Did you go to meet him at the airport this morning?
Yes, but a flunky told me to fuck off.
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He never returns my calls you know. sad24:
I should have set the CSA on some bugger.
Did you go to meet him at the airport this morning?
Yes, but a flunky told me to fuck off.
Bastards! cussing:
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What does 'chavscum' mean?
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What does 'chavscum' mean?
It’s a term of endearment… whistle:
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What does 'chavscum' mean?
It’s a term of endearment… whistle:
Thats OK then. No way to talk about Mrs TG I thought at the time.
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10 bloody weeks?, I have been on piss ups in Catterick that lasted longer, bet you he still gets a shedful of of medals ::)
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
evil:
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
evil:
Oooppps... redface:
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
lol: lol: lol:
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'Prolly borrowed the kit from his personal detective anyway.
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'Prolly borrowed the kit from his personal detective anyway.
Or it came from the camera crew that were apparently following him around while he was ‘in the front line’. ::)
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!
Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..
Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock
Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. happy088
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!
Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..
Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock
Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. happy088
lol: lol: lol:
You missed the line "Gonna slap my hoe bitch"
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Behave! or you will be on a bloody charge!!!!
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Assuming Harry left the Guards Depot ten weeks ago with a military haircut where the f*ck did that mop come from?
BM ~ perhaps you need to ask TG for the family secret formula.
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Assuming Harry left the Guards Depot ten weeks ago with a military haircut where the f*ck did that mop come from?
BM ~ perhaps you need to ask TG for the family secret formula.
Good point about the hair! rubschin:
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Prolly a wig eveilgrin:
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Prolly a wig eveilgrin:
doh:
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I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.
After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.
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I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.
After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.
Yes, all a big PR stunt – I ‘spec he was a complete waste of time and space, like his brother… and his father… cussing:
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!
Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..
Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock
Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. happy088
Thought it was a Browning.
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I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.
After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.
Yes, all a big PR stunt – I ‘spec he was a complete waste of time and space, like his brother… and his father… cussing:
Whoever his father may be.
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I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.
After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.
Yes, all a big PR stunt – I ‘spec he was a complete waste of time and space, like his brother… and his father… cussing:
Whoever his father may be.
Indeed... are you listening TG?
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!
Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..
Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock
Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. happy088
Thought it was a Browning.
Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan. rubschin:
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I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.
After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.
Yes, all a big PR stunt – I ‘spec he was a complete waste of time and space, like his brother… and his father… cussing:
Whoever his father may be.
Indeed... are you listening TG?
Indeed I am. I am not a waste of time and space. You are all very unkind. sad24:
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!
Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..
Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock
Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. happy088
Thought it was a Browning.
Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan. rubschin:
13 round mag and one up the spout - very useful.
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!
Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..
Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock
Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. happy088
Thought it was a Browning.
Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan. rubschin:
13 round mag and one up the spout - very useful.
OK. Lets try it...
Ah-one, ah-two ah, three
Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
13 round mag and one up the spout
Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
Small brown loaf and bag of sugar from sainsburys and I''ll pay with my
Strapped down Browning
tunble:
Nah. Doesnt work for me.
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!
Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..
Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock
Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. happy088
Thought it was a Browning.
Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan. rubschin:
13 round mag and one up the spout - very useful.
OK. Lets try it...
Ah-one, ah-two ah, three
Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
13 round mag and one up the spout
Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
Small brown loaf and bag of sugar from sainsburys and I''ll pay with my
Strapped down Browning
tunble:
Nah. Doesnt work for me.
See, you are a waste of time and space... noooo:
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No Brit awards for me this year. sad24:
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How about "Hi-Power"? (that's probably the model)
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How about "Hi-Power"? (that's probably the model)
mmmm.... rubschin:
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Glock 9 Gangsta 8)
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D
Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.
Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!
Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..
Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock
Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. happy088
Thought it was a Browning.
Nah! has to be a Glock, only real ossifers get Brownings
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I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.
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Fuzzy Wuzzys .... with that haircut he could end up shootig himself..... Hmmmm rubschin:
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I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.
Or a vintage purdey... noooo:
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I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.
Or a vintage purdey... noooo:
Hubba Hubba
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I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.
Or a vintage purdey... noooo:
Hubba Hubba
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eyes:
I knew a guy that was on the police…
He got hauled up in court by the defence lawyer for a guy that had got caught on an armed robbery.
The lawyer wanted to know why he had called his client a c**t…
He explained that in his book, anybody that sawed the barrels off a £20K vintage shotgun and then used it to steal £500 from a post office was a c**t…
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doh: Clearly your friend had not arrested the "Brains" of the gang.
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doh: Clearly your friend had not arrested the "Brains" of the gang.
I fear he had! lol: