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Title: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2008, 10:06:00 AM
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Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 10:06:30 AM
Berek heads for the new Carvery
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2008, 10:08:09 AM
The first customer ad Captain Calamity's Tannin Salon realises afterwards that it wasnt such a good idea after all.  whistle:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 10:18:24 AM
Berek's £3.50 lunch decides to fight back
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 10:18:53 AM
Mr Wench should have known better than to deny Wenchy chocolate during hormone week!
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 10:22:57 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 10:18:53 AM
Mr Wench should have known better than to deny Wenchy chocolate during hormone year!

I fixed that for you
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2008, 10:25:21 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 10:18:53 AM
Mr Wench should have known better than to deny Wenchy chocolate during hormone week!

Question, is the picture of Mr Wench having had the full force of a Wenchytantrum or is that a picture of you in full flow...  whistle:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 10:26:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2008, 10:25:21 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 10:18:53 AM
Mr Wench should have known better than to deny Wenchy chocolate during hormone week!

Question, is the picture of Mr Wench having had the full force of a Wenchytantrum or is that a picture of you in full flow...  whistle:

Me in angry mode!  evil:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 10:27:31 AM
That's permanently then! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2008, 10:31:34 AM
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Landlady finds another hidden receipt...
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 10:47:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2008, 10:27:31 AM
That's permanently then! eveilgrin:

At the moment yes pretty much.  noooo:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 10:51:58 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2008, 11:22:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2008, 10:31:34 AM
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Landlady finds another hidden receipt...

What is it this time, remote controlled 747?  point:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 11:25:41 AM
New "discreet" wig
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Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Shark skin DJ for the wedding?
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 11:38:55 AM
Canoe?
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2008, 11:39:10 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Shark skin DJ for the wedding?
The way you lot are performing it’ll be a receipt for a FOTB speech that I have to buy on-line…  evil:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:39:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2008, 11:39:10 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Shark skin DJ for the wedding?
The way you lot are performing it’ll be a receipt for a FOTB speech that I have to buy on-line…  evil:

Why on earth should we be writting your FOTB speech?  eeek:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2008, 11:40:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2008, 11:25:41 AM
New "discreet" wig
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This is Baldymort we are talking about Nick, discrete isnt really an option.
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 11:40:48 AM
My (Bridegroom) speech at our wedding was excellent. It's been all downhill since then! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 11:41:24 AM
Writting?

Discrete?

I despair!
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:52:46 AM
Sorry.  redface:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 11:57:28 AM
I bless you my child.

Have two Hail Marys and a Bishops's Finger
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2008, 11:57:55 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:39:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2008, 11:39:10 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Shark skin DJ for the wedding?
The way you lot are performing it’ll be a receipt for a FOTB speech that I have to buy on-line…  evil:

Why on earth should we be writting your FOTB speech?  eeek:
You don't expect me to do it do you?  noooo:









Don't tell LL
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 11:59:04 AM
Yes. I am sure you will do it splendidly........................................ scared2: tunble: noooo:

You will

It's you big day!

Buy a wig.

Etc.
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 12:00:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2008, 11:57:55 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:39:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2008, 11:39:10 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Shark skin DJ for the wedding?
The way you lot are performing it’ll be a receipt for a FOTB speech that I have to buy on-line…  evil:

Why on earth should we be writting your FOTB speech?  eeek:
You don't expect me to do it do you?  noooo:









Don't tell LL

 point:

Don't tell LL!

 point:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Tinkerbell on February 28, 2008, 12:00:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2008, 11:39:10 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Shark skin DJ for the wedding?
The way you lot are performing it’ll be a receipt for a FOTB speech that I have to buy on-line…  evil:

Smurf has a brilliant one which I'm sure he'll sell for a few beers!!!   whistle:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2008, 12:02:38 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on February 28, 2008, 12:00:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2008, 11:39:10 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Shark skin DJ for the wedding?
The way you lot are performing it’ll be a receipt for a FOTB speech that I have to buy on-line…  evil:

Smurf has a brilliant one which I'm sure he'll sell for a few beers!!!   whistle:
Sell...  noooo:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 12:05:49 PM
Cheapskate!
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2008, 12:06:54 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 12:05:49 PM
Cheapskate!
whistle:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Tinkerbell on February 28, 2008, 12:08:27 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 12:05:49 PM
Cheapskate!

Was just typing that too!!!!   whistle:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2008, 12:08:57 PM
I am confident his speech will amaze them all!
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2008, 12:09:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2008, 12:08:57 PM
I am confident his speech will amaze them all!
cloud9:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Bar Wench on February 28, 2008, 12:14:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2008, 12:08:57 PM
I am confident his speech will amaze them all!

 point:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2008, 01:00:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2008, 12:08:57 PM
I am confident his speech will amaze them all!

I would have said dazzled although that could just be from the lights reflecting off baldybonce  whistle:
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 29, 2008, 01:13:36 AM

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Janet Street-Porter denies having a nose job
Title: Re: Thursday Caption Competition
Post by: Barman on February 29, 2008, 07:39:49 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 29, 2008, 01:13:36 AM

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Janet Street-Porter denies having a nose job
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