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Title: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2008, 02:16:43 PM
Bruce Forsythe is eighty and still performing on stage and screen.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/entertainment-catch-all/2008/02/23/bruce-forsyth-is-still-game-after-70-years-in-showbiz-86908-20328622/

Personally I find him one of the most irritating "stars" on the box.
Others who drive me to distraction include Ronnie Corbett, Ant & Dec, Russell Brand, Jonathon Ross, Noel Edmunds, Rik Mayall and Rory McGrath.
Roy Castle used to put my teeth on edge, like finger nails being scratched down a blackboard, I think it was the innane grin that did it in his case.

Is it just me who wonders how these people ever made it in show biz or does anyone really find them funny?
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2008, 02:30:08 PM
You leave my mate Roy alone!
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2008, 02:43:31 PM
You leave my mate Roy alone!


Christ .... don't tell me he had a Hobnob in your kitchen. ::)

I'll grant that he had a musical talent but that bloody grin drove me mad.

And the bleating about how he caught cancer 'cos he had to work in clubs where people smoked. Well he could have stacked shelves in Tesco where people didn't smoke but he wouldn't have made all that money would he?
Life choices is what it is all about. Make the wrong 'un and you've no-one to blame but yourself.
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 02:51:55 PM
The most annoying thing about ‘Brucie’ is he always has fit birds on his arm…  Banghead
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2008, 02:52:58 PM
I've told you before that I met him at BBC Centre when I was very young. He may well have got the cancer from my dad and his Senior Service chain smoking while we were there :-)

I also met that fit bird who was the Dr Who assistant - Sarah Jane someone. She stirred my loins even at the tender age of four...

It is reported that I said "you have bigger boobs than my mum" to her in the lift. My dad didn't know where to look. Strangely, this fixation with the female appendages remains.
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 02:56:23 PM
I've told you before that I met him at BBC Centre when I was very young. He may well have got the cancer from my dad and his Senior Service chain smoking while we were there :-)

I also met that fit bird who was the Dr Who assistant - Sarah Jane someone. She stirred my loins even at the tender age of four...

It is reported that I said "you have bigger boobs than my mum" to her in the lift. My dad didn't know where to look. Strangely, this fixation with the female appendages remains.
I suspect he had a very good idea of where to look!  eyes:
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2008, 03:03:42 PM
Get back in the cellar, you deviant chrome dome.
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2008, 03:05:28 PM
Cellar .... szmellar ..... BM and I are officially "Guttersnipes" so there. Wenchy says so.
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2008, 03:12:43 PM
I will not hear of it. You are both fine, upstanding members...
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 03:47:04 PM
I will not hear of it. You are both fine, upstanding members...
When it's warmer perhaps...  redface:
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2008, 04:07:40 PM
We Britishers make no excuse for inclement weather.

To dive we strive
No muff too tuff.

Sage words.
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 04:18:16 PM
We Britishers make no excuse for inclement weather.

To dive we strive
No muff too tuff.

Sage words.
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Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Just One More on February 24, 2008, 08:49:45 PM
Bruce Forsythe is eighty and still performing on stage and screen.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/entertainment-catch-all/2008/02/23/bruce-forsyth-is-still-game-after-70-years-in-showbiz-86908-20328622/

Personally I find him one of the most irritating "stars" on the box.
Others who drive me to distraction include Ronnie Corbett, Ant & Dec, Russell Brand, Jonathon Ross, Noel Edmunds, Rik Mayall and Rory McGrath.
Roy Castle used to put my teeth on edge, like finger nails being scratched down a blackboard, I think it was the innane grin that did it in his case.

Is it just me who wonders how these people ever made it in show biz or does anyone really find them funny?

Are you my long lost twin? Just to confirm it, how much do you like Bill Oddie, Paul Daniels, and most of all Tony bloody Slattery
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 10:30:22 AM
Bruce Forsythe is eighty and still performing on stage and screen.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/entertainment-catch-all/2008/02/23/bruce-forsyth-is-still-game-after-70-years-in-showbiz-86908-20328622/

Personally I find him one of the most irritating "stars" on the box.
Others who drive me to distraction include Ronnie Corbett, Ant & Dec, Russell Brand, Jonathon Ross, Noel Edmunds, Rik Mayall and Rory McGrath.
Roy Castle used to put my teeth on edge, like finger nails being scratched down a blackboard, I think it was the innane grin that did it in his case.

Is it just me who wonders how these people ever made it in show biz or does anyone really find them funny?

Are you my long lost twin? Just to confirm it, how much do you like Bill Oddie, Paul Daniels, and most of all Tony bloody Slattery

 cussing: I hate them all .... small wonder I listen to the raido more than watch the  censored:TV
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Landlady on February 25, 2008, 11:44:09 AM
Bruce Forsythe is eighty and still performing on stage and screen.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/entertainment-catch-all/2008/02/23/bruce-forsyth-is-still-game-after-70-years-in-showbiz-86908-20328622/

Personally I find him one of the most irritating "stars" on the box.
Others who drive me to distraction include Ronnie Corbett, Ant & Dec, Russell Brand, Jonathon Ross, Noel Edmunds, Rik Mayall and Rory McGrath.
Roy Castle used to put my teeth on edge, like finger nails being scratched down a blackboard, I think it was the innane grin that did it in his case.

Is it just me who wonders how these people ever made it in show biz or does anyone really find them funny?

Are you my long lost twin? Just to confirm it, how much do you like Bill Oddie, Paul Daniels, and most of all Tony bloody Slattery

 cussing: I hate them all .... small wonder I listen to the raido more than watch the  censored:TV

Dpn't you mean the 'wireless' Mr. Snoops ?
 
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 11:49:50 AM
I could have said the cat's whisker and you would still have known what I meant. whistle:
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Landlady on February 25, 2008, 11:52:14 AM
I could have said the cat's whisker and you would still have known what I meant. whistle:

Of course I would my love - of course  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 11:54:26 AM
I could have said the cat's whisker and you would still have known what I meant. whistle:

Of course I would my love - of course  rubschin: rubschin:

Sorry .... forgot that you were a child bride.
http://vintageradio.me.uk/crystal/catswhisker.htm
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 12:42:12 PM
I could have said the cat's whisker and you would still have known what I meant. whistle:

Of course I would my love - of course  rubschin: rubschin:

Sorry .... forgot that you were a child bride.
http://vintageradio.me.uk/crystal/catswhisker.htm
happy001
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 12:53:24 PM
I hate the man! Mr Wench thinks he is a legend.  ::)
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 12:56:22 PM
I hate the man! Mr Wench thinks he is a legend.  ::)


Well Mr Wench is Welsh ~ one should make allowances. ::)
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 01:00:15 PM
One makes many allowances for his Welshness!
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 01:01:00 PM
One makes many allowances for his Welshness!
Asking you to marry him for instance?  whistle:
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 01:09:28 PM
One makes many allowances for his Welshness!
Asking you to marry him for instance?  whistle:


Every Welshman actually wants to marry his own mother. Clearly he sees something in you that gives him cause to hope that, in time, you will morph into her.
You have been warned.
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 01:11:14 PM
One makes many allowances for his Welshness!
Asking you to marry him for instance?  whistle:


Every Welshman actually wants to marry his own mother. Clearly he sees something in you that gives him cause to hope that, in time, you will morph into her.
You have been warned.
I wonder of his mother has one of those 'dressers' all covered in tat?  point:
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: tel on February 25, 2008, 01:14:05 PM
One makes many allowances for his Welshness!

It's his willingness to go to Ikea that worries me!
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 01:15:33 PM
One makes many allowances for his Welshness!

It's his willingness to go to Ikea that worries me!

I wouldn't say he was exactly willing.  whistle:

I WILL NOT BE LIKE MILFH!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: tel on February 25, 2008, 01:19:01 PM
One makes many allowances for his Welshness!

It's his willingness to go to Ikea that worries me!

I wouldn't say he was exactly willing.  whistle:

I WILL NOT BE LIKE MILFH!!!!!!!

Collar and lead?
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 01:20:02 PM
Walkies?
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 02:11:45 PM
I WILL NOT BE LIKE MILFH!!!!!!!


Whats that phrase again....



ah yes....




Famous last words  whistle:
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 02:18:35 PM
 evil:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2008, 02:19:30 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Didn't he do well? ..... Or did he?
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 03:18:42 PM
evil:
point:













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