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Title: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2008, 12:20:33 PM
From gay Paris. We have already "had words"  cussing:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 12:43:02 PM
From gay Paris. We have already "had words"  cussing:
Didn't she like the colour?  scared2:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2008, 12:59:13 PM
From gay Paris. We have already "had words"  cussing:
Didn't she like the colour?  scared2:

Painting due to commence on Monday and she picked the colour before she went.

Words were about the delay in decorating her room because we had to spend three days clearing and cleaning it.
She: "And where is all my stuff then?" .....
Me: "That which is not boxed and stored in your brother's room is mainly at the council tip" .....
She: "You can't do that" .....
Me: "Too late sweetie .... I told you I would before Christmas, you have had two months to sort it yourself you decided not to"

Words were also spoken about "Attitude" when asked to get up this morning and further "Attitude" towards little brothers and her apparent desire to treat them like something on the pavement that she has stepped in.

7YO asked if she had enjoyed her holiday and she damn near bit his head off .... told him it was none of his business.

Cue paternal lecture on treating people (even siblings) with a measure of respect.
She: "And if I don't choose to?"
Me: "SLAP"
She: "You can't do that to me"
Me: "Wanna another one?"
She: Tears and runs to mother who told her much the same as I had.

We have yet to broach the subject of "Hygiene" eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2008, 01:09:08 PM
Oh dear. Tensions running high here. The  Boy in a strop and me f*cking up some DIY involving an electric drill which has now necessitated me "getting a man in" to sort out my cock up! cussing:

And now I have to move the piano again Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:

PS Is there no treatment for THW? SLip something into her food? eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2008, 01:26:49 PM
Nah .... she is just a normal teenage girl struggling to come to grips with her body growing up faster than her emotions can cope with. The body and hormones of a woman and the mind of a child. We'll get through it. I did last time ........... It's just that, at sixty, I really don't feel I need this. My own fault I know but you never see that far ahead do you?
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 01:29:44 PM
I've been painting the roof but didn't fall off so all is well here...  whistle:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2008, 01:42:17 PM
Ah ... We have proper tiles so painting is not necessary.  whistle:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2008, 01:45:35 PM
I've been painting the roof but didn't fall off so all is well here...  whistle:

You paint your roof? rubschin:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2008, 01:47:15 PM
I've been painting the roof but didn't fall off so all is well here...  whistle:

You paint your roof? rubschin:

Local custom or euphemism I wonder?
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 02:00:03 PM
The concrete bits around the edge of the roof... it was very high too  scared2:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 02:00:54 PM
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Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2008, 02:04:11 PM
Didn't they have a bigger satellite dish at B&Q then?
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 23, 2008, 02:32:32 PM
. . . . and are those solar panels on the roof there? Where's your windmill - seems to be all that's missing!
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: TG on February 23, 2008, 02:46:45 PM
Another millionaire?

Lend me a quid?

or 1.7m quid so i can buy the local newt.
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 02:49:13 PM
Didn't they have a bigger satellite dish at B&Q then?
Actually that's a tiny one...  noooo:

Ours is just 2.7m diameter... people in the village have them up to 4.2m in diameter...
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 02:50:38 PM
. . . . and are those solar panels on the roof there? Where's your windmill - seems to be all that's missing!
Yes, solar panels but just for hot water…

I’m thinking of a PV system… you can get grants here or just put it in and sell the ‘lectric back to the grid for three times what you would normally pay for it…  rubschin:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Tinkerbell on February 23, 2008, 04:14:15 PM
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Old photo...sussed!!!!!  point:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2008, 04:17:41 PM
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Old photo...sussed!!!!!  point:
It's the 'before' picture...  whistle:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2008, 07:50:12 PM
Before I visited eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2008, 05:46:00 AM
Before I visited eveilgrin:
scared2:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 24, 2008, 09:06:29 AM
Before I visited eveilgrin:
scared2:

I'm not sure if that counts as a threat or a promise. whistle:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2008, 06:03:13 PM
Before I visited eveilgrin:
scared2:

I'm not sure if that counts as a threat or a promise. whistle:
A threat...  scared2:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Landlady on February 25, 2008, 09:08:23 AM
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It's the 'before' picture...  whistle:
[/quote]


Now this should be interesting  whistle:

Dearest BM

WHY when I click on the link of the old photo of the house above does it IMMEDIATELY show a link at the top saying ''Meet Hot Women in Nicosia''[/b][/u]  and when clicked on takes one to ''AdultFriendFinder.com''     eeek: eeek: eeek:

Looking forward to a FULL and APPROPRIATE explanation  rubschin:

Yours (or maybe not if the explanation isn't believable)
LL  angry041:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2008, 09:32:37 AM
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It's the 'before' picture...  whistle:



Now this should be interesting  whistle:

Dearest BM

WHY when I click on the link of the old photo of the house above does it IMMEDIATELY show a link at the top saying ''Meet Hot Women in Nicosia''  and when clicked on takes one to ''AdultFriendFinder.com''     eeek: eeek: eeek:

Looking forward to a FULL and APPROPRIATE explanation  rubschin:

Yours (or maybe not if the explanation isn't believable)
LL  angry041:


Actually, viewed from here it says "Meet hot women in London".

When clicked, that takes you to a page with several pictures of someone who looks very like your avatar LL.  eyes:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Landlady on February 25, 2008, 09:49:09 AM
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It's the 'before' picture...  whistle:



Now this should be interesting  whistle:

Dearest BM

WHY when I click on the link of the old photo of the house above does it IMMEDIATELY show a link at the top saying ''Meet Hot Women in Nicosia''  and when clicked on takes one to ''AdultFriendFinder.com''     eeek: eeek: eeek:

Looking forward to a FULL and APPROPRIATE explanation  rubschin:

Yours (or maybe not if the explanation isn't believable)
LL  angry041:


Actually, viewed from here it says "Meet hot women in London".

When clicked, that takes you to a page with several pictures of someone who looks very like your avatar LL.  eyes:

Well if you've made a booking Mr. Darwin I'll look forward to seeing you soon  eyes: ARe you thinking of paying fee's in turnips  ::)
How industrious of BM to make the link multi regional thus ensuring that I don't get bored whilst in CY or the UK  eeek:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2008, 10:03:48 AM
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It's the 'before' picture...  whistle:



Now this should be interesting  whistle:

Dearest BM

WHY when I click on the link of the old photo of the house above does it IMMEDIATELY show a link at the top saying ''Meet Hot Women in Nicosia''  and when clicked on takes one to ''AdultFriendFinder.com''     eeek: eeek: eeek:

Looking forward to a FULL and APPROPRIATE explanation  rubschin:

Yours (or maybe not if the explanation isn't believable)
LL  angry041:


Actually, viewed from here it says "Meet hot women in London".

When clicked, that takes you to a page with several pictures of someone who looks very like your avatar LL.  eyes:

Well if you've made a booking Mr. Darwin I'll look forward to seeing you soon  eyes: ARe you thinking of paying fee's in turnips  ::)
How industrious of BM to make the link multi regional thus ensuring that I don't get bored whilst in CY or the UK  eeek:

As long as turnips are OK with you.

Could we try a different flavoured oil next time? Like you, I seem to have a bit of an allergy to the banana .
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2008, 12:17:57 PM
WHY when I click on the link of the old photo of the house above does it IMMEDIATELY show a link at the top saying ''Meet Hot Women in Nicosia''[/b][/u]  and when clicked on takes one to ''AdultFriendFinder.com''     eeek: eeek: eeek:

Looking forward to a FULL and APPROPRIATE explanation  rubschin:

Yours (or maybe not if the explanation isn't believable)
LL  angry041:


When I looked earlier it gave me "meet hot women in Andover". Anybody that has ever ventured there will know that this is going to be a long search
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 12:24:08 PM
WHY when I click on the link of the old photo of the house above does it IMMEDIATELY show a link at the top saying ''Meet Hot Women in Nicosia''[/b][/u]  and when clicked on takes one to ''AdultFriendFinder.com''     eeek: eeek: eeek:

Looking forward to a FULL and APPROPRIATE explanation  rubschin:

Yours (or maybe not if the explanation isn't believable)
LL  angry041:


When I looked earlier it gave me "meet hot women in Andover". Anybody that has ever ventured there will know that this is going to be a long search

Easier to find the treacle mines I'd say.  lol:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 01:00:32 PM
Now this should be interesting  whistle:

Dearest BM

WHY when I click on the link of the old photo of the house above does it IMMEDIATELY show a link at the top saying ''Meet Hot Women in Nicosia''[/b][/u]  and when clicked on takes one to ''AdultFriendFinder.com''     eeek: eeek: eeek:

Looking forward to a FULL and APPROPRIATE explanation  rubschin:

Yours (or maybe not if the explanation isn't believable)
LL  angry041:

::)

It is the free picture hosting that we use to add images to the site... they pay for the 'free' hosting by advertsing...

Meet Hot Women In Nicosia caused outrage on the Cyprus Forum recently... Some of the members that posted on the 'what do you look like?' thread were shocked to find meet hot women, etc. above their pictures...  point:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 01:12:48 PM
Not as shocked as a lady I know who was appalled to find herself displaying more than she would show her doctor on a porn site frequented by her husband and accidently (or one assumes accidently) left running when the PC went into "hibernate" mode and she simply woke it up. eeek:



No Not Me! cussing:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2008, 01:13:52 PM
Not as shocked as a lady I know who was appalled to find herself displaying more than she would show her doctor on a porn site frequented by her husband and accidently (or one assumes accidently) left running when the PC went into "hibernate" mode and she simply woke it up. eeek:



No Not Me! cussing:
happy001
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Bar Wench on February 25, 2008, 01:15:59 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 01:18:56 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Exactly my thought when told "in confidence" by Mrs S who gained the info via a friend of the lady in question. Unfortunately the tittle-tattle crew failed to provide details of which site. Banghead



So many sites to check and so little time in which to do look at them all. sad24:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2008, 06:42:17 PM
WHY when I click on the link of the old photo of the house above does it IMMEDIATELY show a link at the top saying ''Meet Hot Women in Nicosia''[/b][/u]  and when clicked on takes one to ''AdultFriendFinder.com''     eeek: eeek: eeek:

Looking forward to a FULL and APPROPRIATE explanation  rubschin:

Yours (or maybe not if the explanation isn't believable)
LL  angry041:


When I looked earlier it gave me "meet hot women in Andover". Anybody that has ever ventured there will know that this is going to be a long search

Easier to find the treacle mines I'd say.  lol:

Treacle Mines are easy, they are four miles from my door, see the blue bit at the bottom of this page

http://www.treacleminer.com/pie.htm


Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2008, 07:03:48 PM
 rubschin:

You should perhaps be told that I was born in Odiham, My Grandmother's father's side came from Odiham going back to the 1700s and her mother's family came from Cliddesden from about 1700 also.
My Godmother was born in Dummer and was for many years the school head there.

I know all about the treacle mines!  lol:




Which is why I chose the reference though I was thinking of those at Tangley which is where my Father always swore one would find them http://www.hants.gov.uk/tangleyparish/
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2008, 07:54:15 PM
rubschin:

You should perhaps be told that I was born in Odiham, My Grandmother's father's side came from Odiham going back to the 1700s and her mother's family came from Cliddesden from about 1700 also.
My Godmother was born in Dummer and was for many years the school head there.

I know all about the treacle mines!  lol:




Which is why I chose the reference though I was thinking of those at Tangley which is where my Father always swore one would find them http://www.hants.gov.uk/tangleyparish/

Cliddesden is now right on the edge of urban sprawl unfortunately

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=cliddesden&ie=UTF8&ll=51.243543,-1.097946&spn=0.045671,0.115871&z=13

Ref Tangley, excellent food and a good pint has been enjoyed on more than a few occasions in The Fox  ;D
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 08:19:43 AM
rubschin:

You should perhaps be told that I was born in Odiham, My Grandmother's father's side came from Odiham going back to the 1700s and her mother's family came from Cliddesden from about 1700 also.
My Godmother was born in Dummer and was for many years the school head there.

I know all about the treacle mines!  lol:




Which is why I chose the reference though I was thinking of those at Tangley which is where my Father always swore one would find them http://www.hants.gov.uk/tangleyparish/

Cliddesden is now right on the edge of urban sprawl unfortunately

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=cliddesden&ie=UTF8&ll=51.243543,-1.097946&spn=0.045671,0.115871&z=13

Ref Tangley, excellent food and a good pint has been enjoyed on more than a few occasions in The Fox  ;D

'Tis a shame that Cliddesden is vanishing .... One census show that of some 85 people living on the farms around the hamlet (as it then was) 60 of them were members of the same family (Mine).
All comments likely to be made accepted  ::)
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Bar Wench on February 26, 2008, 08:44:07 AM
Back to THW, have you had the "hygine" chat yet?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 08:50:35 AM
Yup! Blushes and tears all round ~ I doubt that we will need to do that again.eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Bar Wench on February 26, 2008, 08:55:38 AM
 eveilgrin:


I know it is evil of me but I do like to see the humiliation I endured being passed down to younger generations.

 redface:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 08:57:39 AM
eveilgrin:


I know it is evil of me but I do like to see the humiliation I endured being passed down to younger generations.

 redface:

It is about the only compensation for having children. That and hearing your father's voice chuckling "I told you so" with a ghostly echo. ::)
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Bar Wench on February 26, 2008, 09:05:27 AM
That happens A LOT!  lol:
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 09:07:31 AM
You'd have thought by the age of 60 I would have caught up with him but oh no .............. He's still there.
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Just One More on February 26, 2008, 08:07:25 PM
. . . . and are those solar panels on the roof there? Where's your windmill - seems to be all that's missing!
Yes, solar panels but just for hot water…

I’m thinking of a PV system… you can get grants here or just put it in and sell the ‘lectric back to the grid for three times what you would normally pay for it…  rubschin:

 rubschin:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8be_1203819244
Title: Re: Teenage Hormone Wreck Returns
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2008, 11:21:33 PM
rubschin:

You should perhaps be told that I was born in Odiham, My Grandmother's father's side came from Odiham going back to the 1700s and her mother's family came from Cliddesden from about 1700 also.
My Godmother was born in Dummer and was for many years the school head there.

I know all about the treacle mines!  lol:




Which is why I chose the reference though I was thinking of those at Tangley which is where my Father always swore one would find them http://www.hants.gov.uk/tangleyparish/

Cliddesden is now right on the edge of urban sprawl unfortunately

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=cliddesden&ie=UTF8&ll=51.243543,-1.097946&spn=0.045671,0.115871&z=13

Ref Tangley, excellent food and a good pint has been enjoyed on more than a few occasions in The Fox  ;D

'Tis a shame that Cliddesden is vanishing .... One census show that of some 85 people living on the farms around the hamlet (as it then was) 60 of them were members of the same family (Mine).
All comments likely to be made accepted  ::)
Of all the regulars, I knew you were the man most likely to know where the Cliddesden is.   eyes: