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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on February 22, 2008, 10:13:53 AM
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I love a spur of the moment trip! cloud9:
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I love a spur of the moment trip! cloud9:
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What crap did you buy this time? noooo:
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A visit to the Twin Towers?
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Not been yet. Mr Wench picking me up at 12:30 and we are off!
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The Twin Towers are currently obscured by mist/fog/clouds.
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I care not! The inside will be lovely and there will be meatballs and pointless crap to buy! cloud9:
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Not been yet. Mr Wench picking me up at 12:30 and we are off!
Ok so that means the poor bugger has until 12.00 to arrange a removal van to meet you at the store point:
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I care not! The inside will be lovely and there will be meatballs and pointless crap to buy! cloud9:
You are easily pleased, aren't you?
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Mr Wench once called me low maintenance!
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Mr Wench once called me low maintenance!
That makes you pretty unique then!
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I didn't say I still was! After that comment I upped my game. eveilgrin:
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Sneaky Wench!
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I didn't say I still was! After that comment I upped my game. eveilgrin:
That sounds more gender-typical. ;)
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Just heard a loud bang coming from the general of the Twin Towers - perhaps they have run out meatballs.
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Nah, that was Wenchy gorging herelf and exploding. Orson Welles went the same way noooo:
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rubschin: Wasn't there a Python sketch about that? Terry Jones as I recall played the Fat Man.
I seem to remember it caused quite a bit of fuss in the press at the time.
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Nah, that was Wenchy gorging herelf and exploding. Orson Welles went the same way noooo:
They're open till midnight. She needn't have rushed herself.
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rubschin: Wasn't there a Python sketch about that? Terry Jones as I recall played the Fat Man.
I seem to remember it caused quite a bit of fuss in the press at the time.
In "The MEaning of Life" - Mr Creosote.
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That's the fella. Thanks
Memory isn't what it was ....... old age I 'spose.
'spect it'll be a one way trip to the vet soon. scared2:
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Dont panc Snoops, according to the news the other day taking a quick power nap during the day improvs your memory.
Unfortunately according to another piece of research sleeping through the day increases the risk of strokes. Dont know about you but I'll take the lousy memory. noooo:
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Take an afternoon nap round here and the buggers think you're dead anyway.
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That could be because the sudden silence scares everyone Snoop whistle:
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
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I just did an on line stock check on Ikea Croydon. Meatballs: Sold Out! eeek:
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
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Only a thought Snoops but do you talk in your sleep by any chance.......... whistle:
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
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Only a thought Snoops but do you talk in your sleep by any chance.......... whistle:
No but they say my legs twitch when I dream about chasing rabbits .........
............... or that's what "they" think I'm dreaming of eyes:
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
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Baldymort is getting upset and thinks he is the target for all abuse in here. I'm just being fair and spreading it around a little more angel1
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.
What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? point:
I sympathise mate... happy100
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.
What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? point:
I sympathise mate... happy100
For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.
And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.
What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? point:
I sympathise mate... happy100
For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.
And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.
I feel comfortable here in the gutter… redface:
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.
What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? point:
I sympathise mate... happy100
For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.
And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.
I feel comfortable here in the gutter… redface:
Indeed .... me too.
'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.
What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? point:
I sympathise mate... happy100
For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.
And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.
I feel comfortable here in the gutter… redface:
Indeed .... me too.
'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
lol: lol: lol:
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.
What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? point:
I sympathise mate... happy100
For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.
And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.
I feel comfortable here in the gutter… redface:
Indeed .... me too.
'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
lol: lol: lol:
Lost a fair few pigs in my time ................. small wonder I'm in the state I am. ::)
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.
What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? point:
I sympathise mate... happy100
For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.
And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.
I feel comfortable here in the gutter… redface:
Indeed .... me too.
'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
lol: lol: lol:
Lost a fair few pigs in my time ................. small wonder I'm in the state I am. ::)
There there... happy100
It was the pig's loss...
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Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"
And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another heart attack shouting in my ear like that! evil:
And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.
She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended. evil: evil:
I think we can work out how it ended... eyes:
She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? whistle:
I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)
They are all screamers if you do it right... eyes:
She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.
What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? point:
I sympathise mate... happy100
For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.
And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.
I feel comfortable here in the gutter… redface:
Indeed .... me too.
'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
lol: lol: lol:
Lost a fair few pigs in my time ................. small wonder I'm in the state I am. ::)
There there... happy100
It was the pig's loss...
Hell of a party while it lasted too. lol:
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'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
Snoopy,do you know the origin of that one? I remember Mike Harding reciting it in around 1978
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Keep 'quoting' like this and my scrolling arm will run out!! eeek: Just as well it's not on paper -
1. too many trees would have been felled
2. evidence!!!!!
Talk about hormonal women... you guys beat us hands down! noooo:
Where's the mass confidence...you're all great guys (I think). Take a walk in the sunshine and look for those birds (oh noooooo...the FEATHERED variety)
GET OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!!!! angry041:
Walk on the heath today Snoopy??? (Millie says)
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Keep 'quoting' like this and my scrolling arm will run out!! eeek: Just as well it's not on paper -
1. too many trees would have been felled
2. evidence!!!!!
Talk about hormonal women... you guys beat us hands down! noooo:
Where's the mass confidence...you're all great guys (I think). Take a walk in the sunshine and look for those birds (oh noooooo...the FEATHERED variety)
GET OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!!!! angry041:
Walk on the heath today Snoopy??? (Millie says)
Read our lips; "WE LIKE IT IN THE GUTTER" whistle:
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'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
Snoopy,do you know the origin of that one? I remember Mike Harding reciting it in around 1978
http://sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiPIGINEB4.html
The Full song is even better:
The Famous Pig Song
The Famous Pig Song
(Clarke Van Ness, music by F. Henri Klickmann)
'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
Walked away, walked away,
He was really too particular to stay.
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
Then I heard a gentle mooing, it was like a pigeon cooing,
As a home returning cow stopped in her stride,
And her eyes were big and gentle; her expression sentimental,
As she curtsied low and sat down by my side.
Then I saw her eyelids flutter and a tear fell in the gutter,
As the owner of the cow did loudly say:
"Leave that brute this moment, Sonja, or your milk will curdle on ya,"
Then the cow got up and slowly walked away.
Walked away, walked away,
She was really too particular to stay.
"Leave that brute this moment, Sonja, or your milk will curdle on ya,"
Then the cow got up and slowly walked away.
Then the moon began to shine in that old gutter I reclined in,
Thinking of the weakness of the human race,
When a dog sat down beside me, and I thought he came to chide me,
Till he gently licked the stubble on my face.
In the gutter, still reclining, I began "Sweet Adeline-ing,"
While the dog raised up his head to loudly bay;
Then his mistress said, "Come, Fido, that disgusting man may bite you,"
Then the dog got up and slowly walked away.
Walked away, walked away,
He was really too particular to stay.
Then his mistress said, "Come, Fido, that disgusting man may bite you,"
Then the dog got up and slowly walked away.
Down the street there came a clatter, and a gentle pitter-patter,
As a pair of goats along the gutter ran;
And it seemed that Billy knew me, for he quickly drew up to me,
While his wife munched on an empty sardine can.
Then again my pulse did flutter, and my heart was soft as butter;
Till the Nanny goat, unto her mate, did say:
"William dear, your social status don't include men such as that is,"
Then the goat got up and slowly walked away.
Walked away, walked away,
He was really too particular to stay.
"William dear, your social status don't include men such as that is,"
Then the goat got up and slowly walked away.
Then I started in to mutter and I rose up from the gutter,
Then I sadly went about my lonely way;
I was weary, sick and busted; I was really quite disgusted,
And I vowed to sign the pledge that very day.
For each humble, lowly creature, a great lesson he can teach ya,
Like the one learned while I in the gutter lay;
In the tavern, do not tarry, when you've got all you can carry,
But take up your load and slowly walk away.
Walk away, walk away,
For the "Horrors" is an awful price to pay,
In the tavern, do not tarry, when you've got all you can carry,
But take up your load and slowly walk away.
CODA
Now lately I've been thinking that I will quit my drinking.
I'm going to leave off whiskey, beer and grog,
For there's no consolation, but only aggravation,
You can't even find friendship with a hog.
(Alternate last stanza)
I began to scratch the gravel, on my all fours I did travel,
I rambled down the road the best I could.
When I awoke next morning, just as the day was dawning,
I was in a hog pen away out in the woods.
Then the hogs began to grumble, I started and I stumbled,
I fell right in their midst and there I lay.
Then one by one they started, till all the herd departed,
Yes, every hog got up and walked away.
Walked away, etc.
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I care not! The inside will be lovely and there will be meatballs and pointless crap to buy! cloud9:
True! But is it ncessary for them to have such weird names???
e.g...
FLÄRKE ?????????
Sounds like something you would say to someone who has just stepped on your toe.. or the noise you make when you clear that lump of green stuff from the back of your throat...
It is in fact a bloody TV stand!!!!!!!
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Its marketting GOS, make something sound 'exotic' (ridiculous to the rest of us' and people will buy it in droves. Just goes to show Barnum was right all along. noooo:
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I am the ultimate gulible purchaser and I have to say if anything the names deter me from purchasing.
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It's a gimmick.
People like things to have names .... some even name their cars ~ Nowt wrong with refering to "The Vauxhall" or "The Citroen" but some go further and give their vehicle a real name. FFS ::)
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redface:
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Tee, hee.
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Madge would suit a NIssan Micra
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It is a boy and it is called Brum.
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It is a boy and it is called Brum.
Cars and ships are not boys... ::)
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Says the man whose car is called the Purple Turtle! Forgive me if I don't place much importance on your opinion in this matter! point:
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It is a boy and it is called Brum.
As in "Brum, Brum"? lol:
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Oh FFS ::)
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Says the man whose car is called the Purple Turtle! Forgive me if I don't place much importance on your opinion in this matter! point:
Purple female turtle... and I didn't name it. point:
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And why are cars and ships referred to as SHE?
Because they cost a lot to maintain, are difficult to handle and require constant attention.
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And why are cars and ships referred to as SHE?
Because they cost a lot to maintain, are difficult to handle and require constant attention.
drumroll:
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Oh FFS ::)
Haven't seen a denial yet.
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And tend to go wrong
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...and both have oily sumps...
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...and both have oily sumps...
rubschin:
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...and both have oily sumps...
Where is that "smack round the face before they get there first" emoticon when you need it?
Oily Sump? rubschin:
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Oh come on boys, don't act stupid !
I'm sure even Wenchy understood that one...
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Oh come on boys, don't act stupid !
I'm sure even Wenchy understood that one...
Oily Sumps - Bumps?
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Oh come on boys, don't act stupid !
I'm sure even Wenchy understood that one...
Well I think I did. rubschin:
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Oh come on boys, don't act stupid !
I'm sure even Wenchy understood that one...
Well I think I did. rubschin:
Explain then! point:
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I can't think how to put it without sounding like a wank mag. redface:
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I can't think how to put it without sounding like a wank mag. redface:
Excellent! eyes:
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A second rate one at that. redface:
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A second rate one at that. redface:
cloud9:
Go ahead... whistle:
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I can't! I feel all icky!
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I can't! I feel all icky!
Just post it! Banghead
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dripping box
I feel tainted. Off to scrub in bleach.
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dripping box
I feel tainted. Off to scrub in bleach.
Was that it? noooo:
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dripping box
I feel tainted. Off to scrub in bleach.
Was that it? noooo:
Yes, and I am sure it doesn't seem bad to you but I was young the first time I read/heard it and it has squicked me out ever since.
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I'm sure I've missed something here. rubschin:
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A sump is a reservoir of an oily substance, used for lubrication. Need I go on, for the hard of thinking? noooo:
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A sump is a reservoir of an oily substance, used for lubrication. Need I go on, for the hard of thinking? noooo:
Yes please! point:
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dripping box
I feel tainted. Off to scrub in bleach.
Was that it? noooo:
Yes, and I am sure it doesn't seem bad to you but I was young the first time I read/heard it and it has squicked me out ever since.
Squicked! ;D
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I like it as a word.
As for the other. Excited lady genitalia.
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I like it as a word.
As for the other. Excited lady genitalia.
I like Yumster too! ;D
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Oh dear. Now my whole house is wobbling with the wind. What are you all on about. I maust ask Mrs Nick later.
Or praps not rubschin:
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Ahhh yes yumster, is a good one, sometimes lengthened to yumsterooney if is something really good.
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Oh dear. Now my whole house is wobbling with the wind. What are you all on about. I maust ask Mrs Nick later.
Or praps not rubschin:
Dripping boxes apparently... whistle:
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dripping box
I feel tainted. Off to scrub in bleach.
Wrong ....er ..... entrance
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dripping box
I feel tainted. Off to scrub in bleach.
Did you intend to comment in some way?
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I think I will leave this thread alone until tomorrow, seems safer somehow.
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I agree! eeek:
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I'll scrub it with bleach before I go to bed... ;)
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Squick!
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Squick!
Yumster! ;D
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That eeek: stings!
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dripping box
I feel tainted. Off to scrub in bleach.
Did you intend to comment in some way?
I think the phone rang actually and I leaned on the button or something.
I was as surprised as you to find I had pressed send and posted nowt. I hadn't intended to say anything but finding the post there I added a comment. You were just too quick off the mark.
Anyway never one to pass up an opportunity to descend to the gutter and bring up the much aired subject of anal bleaching I though I'd better fill the void. whistle:
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Oh FFS ::)
Haven't seen a denial yet.
Still nothing!
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He has curled up under a chair somewhere. noooo:
We shall find him! spider: