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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2008, 12:36:39 PM
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Bar Wench's cough turned out to be something a little more serious.
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Bar Wench's cough turned out to be something a little more serious.
A hair ball?
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Lycanthropy.
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Lycanthropy.
ooooooooooooooooooooohhh hark at her! point:
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Lycanthropy.
ooooooooooooooooooooohhh bark at her! point:
Given the thread so far, I've corrected that post for you Baldymort... whistle:
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I thought everyone knew that word. eeek:
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I thought everyone knew that word. eeek:
Of course... redface:
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So does that mean you are a werewench then? Every full moon you turn into a wild slathering beast?
And the rest of the time you are a wolf? whistle:
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Oh ha de ha ha ha!
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Oh ha de ha ha ha!
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No it means she can turn into a wolf ........ haven't you seen her with a Whispa?
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Oh ha de ha ha ha!
Well I was just being fair. Having given Baldymort and Captain Calamity new names Werewench just seemed right... whistle:
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That is Wispa! noooo:
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No it means she can turn into a wolf ........ haven't you seen her with a Whispa?
No, but I've a good idea where our sticks of rock went... Banghead
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That is Wispa! noooo:
Sorry .... trying to type whilst talking on 'phone. Never mind you got the drift anyway.
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No it means she can turn into a wolf ........ haven't you seen her with a Whispa?
No, but I've a good idea where our sticks of rock went... Banghead
Same place as the dark toblerones I bought for Mother Wench and Mr Wench. redface:
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The sticks of rock should have been safe BM, they werent chocolate after all. The toblerone on the other hand wouldnt have stood a chance againt wenchy's desires. eeek:
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No it means she can turn into a wolf ........ haven't you seen her with a Whispa?
No, but I've a good idea where our sticks of rock went... Banghead
Same place as the dark toblerones I bought for Mother Wench and Mr Wench. redface:
Bugger... I s'pose you ate the straw donkey too? Banghead
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No it means she can turn into a wolf ........ haven't you seen her with a Whispa?
No, but I've a good idea where our sticks of rock went... Banghead
Same place as the dark toblerones I bought for Mother Wench and Mr Wench. redface:
Bugger... I s'pose you ate the straw donkey too? Banghead
Nothing would surprise me anymore.
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No it means she can turn into a wolf ........ haven't you seen her with a Whispa?
No, but I've a good idea where our sticks of rock went... Banghead
Same place as the dark toblerones I bought for Mother Wench and Mr Wench. redface:
Bugger... I s'pose you ate the straw donkey too? Banghead
Nothing would surprise me anymore.
noooo:
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So basically then the caption should read
Bar Wench : Touch my Wispa & die Punk
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Snoopy began to realise that the sheep costumes just weren't working.
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GULP!
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On meeting her brothers Snoopy realises that getting 'friendly' with LL's new puppy was a very bad idea....
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<Breaks out in cold sweat>
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Snoopy arrives home to find Mrs Snoopy has pmt
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Snoopy arrives home to find Mrs Snoopy has pmt
"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)
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"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)
But that is normal when women live together.
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I'll vouch for that, it was the one real drawback to living in nurses accomodation during my student days... eeek:
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I'll vouch for that, it was the one real drawback to living in nurses accomodation during my student days... eeek:
eeek:
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Synchronised. like nuns in a convent eveilgrin:
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I always felt sorry for the two guys who live on our corridor at Uni. Fourteen girls and the two of them sharing a kitchen. noooo:
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angry041: eeek:
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I always felt sorry for the two guys who live on our corridor at Uni. Fourteen girls and the two of them sharing a kitchen. noooo:
I should think the kitchen was the least of their worries... sick2:
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I always felt sorry for the two guys who live on our corridor at Uni. Fourteen girls and the two of them sharing a kitchen. noooo:
I should think the kitchen was the least of their worries... sick2:
We all had our own "facilities".
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"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)
But that is normal when women live together.
Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways. ::)
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"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)
But that is normal when women live together.
Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways. ::)
In WHAT many ways specifically are you referring the likeness to Mr. Snoops? Please elaborate and then I'll know whether to give you a cuddle or a slap whistle:
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Just slap him anyway LL, odds are he'll so something to deserve it before long anyway. eveilgrin:
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That is the theory I always work on!
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"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)
But that is normal when women live together.
Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways. ::)
In WHAT many ways specifically are you referring the likeness to Mr. Snoops? Please elaborate and then I'll know whether to give you a cuddle or a slap whistle:
Mutual grooming (Show me any group of girlies who do not comb one anothers hair, share each others mascara etc), Dominant Female reserving Alpha Male for herself and fighting off all comers, Refusal to have sex with more than one mate at a time then doing it with any other of the younger males of the troop the minute the Alpha's back is turned. Chattering between themselves to the exclusion of all else, Group toilet attendance. Squabbling at tea parties, Wearing things like banana leaves for hats .....OK?
I've watched and learned much from David Attenborough ;)
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"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)
But that is normal when women live together.
Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways. ::)
In WHAT many ways specifically are you referring the likeness to Mr. Snoops? Please elaborate and then I'll know whether to give you a cuddle or a slap whistle:
Mutual grooming (Show me any group of girlies who do not comb one anothers hair, share each others mascara etc), Dominant Female reserving Alpha Male for herself and fighting off all comers, Refusal to have sex with more than one mate at a time then doing it with any other of the younger males of the troop the minute the Alpha's back is turned. Chattering between themselves to the exclusion of all else, Group toilet attendance. Squabbling at tea parties, Wearing things like banana leaves for hats .....OK?
I've watched and learned much from David Attenborough ;)
happ096
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"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)
But that is normal when women live together.
Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways. ::)
In WHAT many ways specifically are you referring the likeness to Mr. Snoops? Please elaborate and then I'll know whether to give you a cuddle or a slap whistle:
Mutual grooming (Show me any group of girlies who do not comb one anothers hair, share each others mascara etc), Dominant Female reserving Alpha Male for herself and fighting off all comers, Refusal to have sex with more than one mate at a time then doing it with any other of the younger males of the troop the minute the Alpha's back is turned. Chattering between themselves to the exclusion of all else, Group toilet attendance. Squabbling at tea parties, Wearing things like banana leaves for hats .....OK?
I've watched and learned much from David Attenborough ;)
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Highly recommended reading on the subject of Simian Similarities.
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Group toilet attendance remains a mystery to me. Men never do it!
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Group toilet attendance remains a mystery to me. Men never do it!
Bet you've glanced at the bloke next to you at the "Stand to" though. whistle:
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Yes. On one occasion it was Sean Connery. I can report that the rumours are NOT true
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Group toilet attendance remains a mystery to me. Men never do it!
We grow out of the habit at the "Little boys peeing highest up the wall" stage of development.
Few girls joined in that activity as I remember.
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Group toilet attendance remains a mystery to me. Men never do it!
No, for the simple reason that they don't want their mates peeking at their todger and drawing comparisons.
Interesting to observe the male of the species on entering the 'facility': Generally first in will go to one end of the trough or the other. Second will go to opposite end. Third will position himself in the middle provided that this doesn't put him in immediate proximity to either of the others - if it did, he'd go for the cubicle. Any further entrants will usually go for the cubicle.
Seen it on so many occasions.
Try this on your next 'visit' - deliberately position yourself next to a current 'user' - if they are the only 'user', then so much the better. You've never seen anyone finish a pee so quick!
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Yes. On one occasion it was Sean Connery. I can report that the rumours are NOT true
I once spent a night in a caravan with Michael Caine drinking tea laced with rum. Now he is a comical bastard ~ knows more filthy stories than anyone else I have ever met.
Explanation:
I was in charge of location security when they filmed The Fourth Protocol ... Rained all night and MC & I got slightly pissed waiting for the director to call him out for a shot. If you have the DVD watch the bit where he comes up a residential road in a car, gets out in the rain and walks up to a house. He was rat arsed. Those scenes were filmed in Milton Keynes BTW. The same house gets blown up a bit later. They hired a real house and put the family that owned it up in a local hotel for 6 weeks ..... cost a fortune but the house that explodes is a plywood exterior they created around the original. Brilliant effects and never even damaged the grass.
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I watched that film the other day. Forsyth (see also Day of the Jackal) is very good on interweaving two stories - the pursued and the pursuer. I will check that bit you mention!
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I also did security on Superman II which was filmed in Milton Keynes. Got to meet Christopher Reeve who was so far up his own arse nobody on the set would speak to him except the director. Gene Hackman (Lex Luthor) was a great guy but an insomniac and would wander round the sets at night looking for someone to talk to.
It was about then that Mrs S#2 and I became an item and I took her on set one night. We sat in the "Daily Planet Offices" eating the free sandwiches (location catering is highly recommended) whilst wearing New York Police Uniforms. (I know how to impress a girl I do lol:)
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Sounds kinky!!
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Sounds kinky!!
redface: Now that would be telling redface:
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I watched that film the other day. Forsyth (see also Day of the Jackal) is very good on interweaving two stories - the pursued and the pursuer. I will check that bit you mention!
I think the bit where Pierce Brosnan is assembling the bomb and seducing the girl simultaneously is brilliantly done. High tension charged with sexual innuendo .... the suspense just builds and builds.
Brosnan made a shed load of money out of being Bond BUT IMHO diminished himself as an actor doing so.
I also did security on a couple of Bond movies but they were so scared of H&S with all those special effects I seldom got onto the actual sets.
BTW going back to Superman .... The flying is "real" and in Superman II the buildings that he flies round, in and out of etc and the Daily Planet Office are in fact the Railway Station, The Inland Revenue Offices above the station and what were then two empty office blocks that form a pedestrian square outside of the Milton Keynes Railway station. It is a large car park now but one of my jobs was to prevent the public from parking there. And how does Christopher Reeve fly? They suspended him from a huge crane (Hired from Sparrows Crane Hire) and the crane driver maneuvered the jib as directed to make Superman move through the air. He was certainly 100 feet from the ground whilst doing this stunt, used no double (so credit to him for that) but was so disliked that the crew, on one occasion, went to lunch leaving him up there for almost an hour.
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I did once teach Reeves' stunt double. A guy called Donald Standen, whose proudest claim that his neck was wider than his head! eeek:
http://www.donaldstanden.co.uk/index2.htm (http://www.donaldstanden.co.uk/index2.htm)
When I knew him he was a skinny lad who pumped iron for 2 hours before his evening class. Nice guy, thick as a plank though noooo:
And very sweaty!
The odd thing about the 4th Protocol is that Brosnan says virtually nothing throughout
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I watched that film the other day. Forsyth (see also Day of the Jackal) is very good on interweaving two stories - the pursued and the pursuer. I will check that bit you mention!
I think the bit where Pierce Brosnan is assembling the bomb and seducing the girl simultaneously is brilliantly done. High tension charged with sexual innuendo .... the suspense just builds and builds.
Brosnan made a shed load of money out of being Bond BUT IMHO diminished himself as an actor doing so.
I also did security on a couple of Bond movies but they were so scared of H&S with all those special effects I seldom got onto the actual sets.
BTW going back to Superman .... The flying is "real" and in Superman II the buildings that he flies round, in and out of etc and the Daily Planet Office are in fact the Railway Station, The Inland Revenue Offices above the station and what were then two empty office blocks that form a pedestrian square outside of the Milton Keynes Railway station. It is a large car park now but one of my jobs was to prevent the public from parking there. And how does Christopher Reeve fly? They suspended him from a huge crane (Hired from Sparrows Crane Hire) and the crane driver maneuvered the jib as directed to make Superman move through the air. He was certainly 100 feet from the ground whilst doing this stunt, used no double (so credit to him for that) but was so disliked that the crew, on one occasion, went to lunch leaving him up there for almost an hour.
Joanna Pakula, sexy but a bit box-shaped for my liking
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Isn't this just willy waving of a different variety? rubschin:
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Does anyone know what she is on about?
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I did once teach Reeves' stunt double. A guy called Donald Standen, whose proudest claim that his neck was wider than his head! eeek:
http://www.donaldstanden.co.uk/index2.htm (http://www.donaldstanden.co.uk/index2.htm)
When I knew him he was a skinny lad who pumped iron for 2 hours before his evening class. Nice guy, thick as a plank though noooo:
And very sweaty!
The odd thing about the 4th Protocol is that Brosnan says virtually nothing throughout
I think the silence of Brosnan's character adds to the menace and portrait of a cold blooded, dedicated killer. Superb acting 'cos he a quite a chatty sort of bloke .... full of Irish charm
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It was the script though. He had about ten lines in 2 hours
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I did once teach Reeves' stunt double. A guy called Donald Standen, whose proudest claim that his neck was wider than his head! eeek:
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Odd bit of casting in my view. rubschin:
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It was the script though. He had about ten lines in 2 hours
I know but in character he was actually very menacing. Unlike Michael Caine he seemed to hold the character throughout the working day/night and only became chatty over drinks when the day's work was done. Caine, on the other hand, simply took the piss the whole time and "switched" into his character as he walked onto the set. Very impressive to watch. I did ask Caine how he did it. He said he didn't know and didn't want to know ... it just happened ~ he then said "like this" and he changed completely into a quiet, threatening person whose eyes seemed to see right through you. Like the character he played in "Get Carter". One minute he was lounging on a settee in a trailer with a cup of tea/rum in his hand the next he was "Carter" standing over me and I near shat myself.
Not really willy waving Wenchy ..... I was very lucky to have been working in the right place at the right time and saw these things going on. Sorry if it's a bore ..... I thought some might like to share the experience ..... I'll shut up then.
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I did once teach Reeves' stunt double. A guy called Donald Standen, whose proudest claim that his neck was wider than his head! eeek:
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Odd bit of casting in my view. rubschin:
doh:
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I did once teach Reeves' stunt double. A guy called Donald Standen, whose proudest claim that his neck was wider than his head! eeek:
Somehow you strike me as being the perfect person to teach a stunt man to survive all kinds of danger... whistle:
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Snoopy is correct.
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It was the script though. He had about ten lines in 2 hours
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Not really willy waving Wenchy ..... I was very lucky to have been working in the right place at the right time and saw these things going on. Sorry if it's a bore ..... I thought some might like to share the experience ..... I'll shut up then.
No. carry on. These are interesting anecdotes. happy088
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It was the script though. He had about ten lines in 2 hours
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Not really willy waving Wenchy ..... I was very lucky to have been working in the right place at the right time and saw these things going on. Sorry if it's a bore ..... I thought some might like to share the experience ..... I'll shut up then.
No. carry on. These are interesting anecdotes. happy088
Seconded...
i've never met anybody famous... sad24:
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It was the script though. He had about ten lines in 2 hours
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Not really willy waving Wenchy ..... I was very lucky to have been working in the right place at the right time and saw these things going on. Sorry if it's a bore ..... I thought some might like to share the experience ..... I'll shut up then.
No. carry on. These are interesting anecdotes. happy088
Seconded...
i've never met anybody famous... sad24:
But you know us! eeek:
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It was the script though. He had about ten lines in 2 hours
I
Not really willy waving Wenchy ..... I was very lucky to have been working in the right place at the right time and saw these things going on. Sorry if it's a bore ..... I thought some might like to share the experience ..... I'll shut up then.
No. carry on. These are interesting anecdotes. happy088
Seconded...
i've never met anybody famous... sad24:
But you know us! eeek:
I've never met anybody famous... sad24:
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It was the script though. He had about ten lines in 2 hours
I
Not really willy waving Wenchy ..... I was very lucky to have been working in the right place at the right time and saw these things going on. Sorry if it's a bore ..... I thought some might like to share the experience ..... I'll shut up then.
No. carry on. These are interesting anecdotes. happy088
Seconded...
i've never met anybody famous... sad24:
But you know us! eeek:
I've never met anybody famous... sad24:
How about anybody infamous? eyes:
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If it is any help I have met Prince Charles, Lord Mountbatten (neither spoke to me) and had my left foot trodden on by Princess Margaret .... who did not say sorry.
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If it is any help I have met Prince Charles, Lord Mountbatten (neither spoke to me) and had my left foot trodden on by Princess Margaret .... who did not say sorry.
Left front or left back foot?
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If it is any help I have met Prince Charles, Lord Mountbatten (neither spoke to me) and had my left foot trodden on by Princess Margaret .... who did not say sorry.
Left front or left back foot?
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evil: Left front
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If it is any help I have met Prince Charles, Lord Mountbatten (neither spoke to me) and had my left foot trodden on by Princess Margaret .... who did not say sorry.
I remember when I was in college one of the more, shall we say dozier people on my course was all excited when one of the royals (either Margaret or Anne cant remember which) was coming to open part of the college so she bunked off class to go and see her.
Needless to say she was less than happy to see a photo of her shaking hands with the princess in the college newsletter the following week with the caption 'Princess greets special needs students'
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