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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: TG on February 13, 2008, 12:48:24 PM

Title: Valentines Day.
Post by: TG on February 13, 2008, 12:48:24 PM
Well here we go again. Hallmark shares go through the roof for a bit and supermarkets increase the amount of tacky strategically placed shite on display so demented women can go 'ooooh' and 'aaarrr' and give you meaningful/threatening looks.

Will you or wont you? Do you feel pressured to do so? Will you give more than you get? Do you give a fork?



Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2008, 12:58:11 PM
I shall, as usual, give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen and wish her a Happy Valentine's Day ......... she seems happy with that and always acts surprised that I remembered. whistle:

She, in turn, will not mark the day in anyway whatsoever.

The Teenage Hormone Wreck will, naturally, chase the postman down the road screaming "What do you mean nothing for ME?" and then retire to her room and spend the rest of the day texting the world to tell them how many cards she got.
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: TG on February 13, 2008, 12:59:57 PM
...give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen...

aaarrr. You have the soul of a poet Snoops.  ;D
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2008, 01:00:33 PM
I shall, as usual, give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen and wish her a Happy Valentine's Day ......... she seems happy with that and always acts surprised that I remembered. whistle:

She, in turn, will not mark the day in anyway whatsoever.

The Teenage Hormone Wreck will, naturally, chase the postman down the road screaming "What do you mean nothing for ME?" and then retire to her room and spend the rest of the day texting the world to tell them how many cards she got.

Somedays you seem a lot more like the rest of us.
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2008, 01:01:21 PM
No expense spared from me!  cloud9:

(nor expended)
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2008, 01:02:28 PM
...give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen...

aaarrr. You have the soul of a poet Snoops.  ;D


It's a gift I 'spose  lol:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 13, 2008, 01:34:39 PM
I shall dig out the card my wife had sent me some year's previous in which she declared she would love me forever

That would be my now ex-wife.
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Berek on February 13, 2008, 01:38:18 PM
ALDI are selling 10 roses for £1.75.
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2008, 01:38:39 PM
Yes I had a collection of those ..... which is why I don't bother now.

Both Mrs S#2 and I have been married before and therefore we understand that forever is a bloody long time and a commitment that is very easily broken .... we keep away from such commitments and content ourselves with the thought that if we are still both here each morning it is out of choice.
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 13, 2008, 03:15:08 PM
Roses being delivered to home tomorrow (Mrs TMR is revising for some CeMAP exam).

Have to sort out another restaurant - the one she has been on about is apparently "closed for the day", not that she will believe it.  cussing:

Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2008, 06:38:26 PM
Glad to see you all sticking to your guns- just hope they're not loaded lol:



Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2008, 07:32:06 PM
Mrs DS (#3) would immediately suspect infidelity if I were to start Valentine gifts now.
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2008, 11:24:18 AM
Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2008, 11:25:58 AM
Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
Too late now old boy... even the petrol station will be sold out of flowers...  point:

Tell her that you believe that it is over commercialised shite and you are giving the money you would have spent to charity instead…  whistle:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
Ah yes, local goat sanctuary or similar. She'd like that eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2008, 11:37:37 AM
Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
Too late now old boy... even the petrol station will be sold out of flowers...  point:

Tell her that you believe that it is over commercialised shite and you are giving the money you would have spent to charity instead…  whistle:

You realise you could have told her that the helicopter was a valentine's gift and you may have gotten away with it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2008, 11:41:12 AM
Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
Too late now old boy... even the petrol station will be sold out of flowers...  point:

Tell her that you believe that it is over commercialised shite and you are giving the money you would have spent to charity instead…  whistle:

You realise you could have told her that the helicopter was a valentine's gift and you may have gotten away with it.  whistle:
She wouldn't let me buy a Wii because of my jellycopter purchase...  evil:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2008, 11:42:39 AM
 point:

Prolly going to get one of them when my bonus comes in this year. Had great fun one a mates after a few drinks although apparently I got a little too much into Far Cry according to him.  redface:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2008, 11:57:54 AM
Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:

Thats probably the safest course of action for you Nick ....

anyway she can also be pampering you today - that is the spirit of the whole thing surely  lol:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2008, 12:50:17 PM
point:

Prolly going to get one of them when my bonus comes in this year. Had great fun one a mates after a few drinks although apparently I got a little too much into Far Cry according to him.  redface:
sad24:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: tel on February 14, 2008, 02:39:15 PM
Just been sent to me -

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can Get my arms round there

No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter wot you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the soccer's on
And fetch another beer
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 14, 2008, 04:00:17 PM
Done and dusted! Guaranteed a bit of rumpy pumpy tonight cloud9:
Title: Re: Valentines Day.
Post by: chuntering again on February 14, 2008, 04:10:08 PM
We agreed not to bother as usual. Having said that, she will have had to endure her silly work colleagues receiving bouquets of flowers throughout the day and will no doubt be secretly hoping for some... whistle: noooo: