The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: TG on February 13, 2008, 12:48:24 PM
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Well here we go again. Hallmark shares go through the roof for a bit and supermarkets increase the amount of tacky strategically placed shite on display so demented women can go 'ooooh' and 'aaarrr' and give you meaningful/threatening looks.
Will you or wont you? Do you feel pressured to do so? Will you give more than you get? Do you give a fork?
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I shall, as usual, give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen and wish her a Happy Valentine's Day ......... she seems happy with that and always acts surprised that I remembered. whistle:
She, in turn, will not mark the day in anyway whatsoever.
The Teenage Hormone Wreck will, naturally, chase the postman down the road screaming "What do you mean nothing for ME?" and then retire to her room and spend the rest of the day texting the world to tell them how many cards she got.
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...give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen...
aaarrr. You have the soul of a poet Snoops. ;D
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I shall, as usual, give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen and wish her a Happy Valentine's Day ......... she seems happy with that and always acts surprised that I remembered. whistle:
She, in turn, will not mark the day in anyway whatsoever.
The Teenage Hormone Wreck will, naturally, chase the postman down the road screaming "What do you mean nothing for ME?" and then retire to her room and spend the rest of the day texting the world to tell them how many cards she got.
Somedays you seem a lot more like the rest of us.
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No expense spared from me! cloud9:
(nor expended)
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...give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen...
aaarrr. You have the soul of a poet Snoops. ;D
It's a gift I 'spose lol:
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I shall dig out the card my wife had sent me some year's previous in which she declared she would love me forever
That would be my now ex-wife.
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ALDI are selling 10 roses for £1.75.
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Yes I had a collection of those ..... which is why I don't bother now.
Both Mrs S#2 and I have been married before and therefore we understand that forever is a bloody long time and a commitment that is very easily broken .... we keep away from such commitments and content ourselves with the thought that if we are still both here each morning it is out of choice.
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Roses being delivered to home tomorrow (Mrs TMR is revising for some CeMAP exam).
Have to sort out another restaurant - the one she has been on about is apparently "closed for the day", not that she will believe it. cussing:
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Glad to see you all sticking to your guns- just hope they're not loaded lol:
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Mrs DS (#3) would immediately suspect infidelity if I were to start Valentine gifts now.
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Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
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Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
Too late now old boy... even the petrol station will be sold out of flowers... point:
Tell her that you believe that it is over commercialised shite and you are giving the money you would have spent to charity instead… whistle:
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Ah yes, local goat sanctuary or similar. She'd like that eveilgrin:
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Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
Too late now old boy... even the petrol station will be sold out of flowers... point:
Tell her that you believe that it is over commercialised shite and you are giving the money you would have spent to charity instead… whistle:
You realise you could have told her that the helicopter was a valentine's gift and you may have gotten away with it. whistle:
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Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
Too late now old boy... even the petrol station will be sold out of flowers... point:
Tell her that you believe that it is over commercialised shite and you are giving the money you would have spent to charity instead… whistle:
You realise you could have told her that the helicopter was a valentine's gift and you may have gotten away with it. whistle:
She wouldn't let me buy a Wii because of my jellycopter purchase... evil:
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point:
Prolly going to get one of them when my bonus comes in this year. Had great fun one a mates after a few drinks although apparently I got a little too much into Far Cry according to him. redface:
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Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
Thats probably the safest course of action for you Nick ....
anyway she can also be pampering you today - that is the spirit of the whole thing surely lol:
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point:
Prolly going to get one of them when my bonus comes in this year. Had great fun one a mates after a few drinks although apparently I got a little too much into Far Cry according to him. redface:
sad24:
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Just been sent to me -
Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can Get my arms round there
No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter wot you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the soccer's on
And fetch another beer
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Done and dusted! Guaranteed a bit of rumpy pumpy tonight cloud9:
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We agreed not to bother as usual. Having said that, she will have had to endure her silly work colleagues receiving bouquets of flowers throughout the day and will no doubt be secretly hoping for some... whistle: noooo: