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Title: For Tel
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 13, 2008, 11:43:09 AM

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Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2008, 11:46:52 AM
 happy001
Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2008, 12:52:58 PM
Splendid!  lol: lol:

I have no cuttings, but remember a similar story where the first prize was "An Audi car".



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Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: tel on February 14, 2008, 08:53:07 AM
Green is not my normal colour.
Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2008, 09:57:51 AM
Quote from: tel on February 14, 2008, 08:53:07 AM
"Green is not my normal colour."
Was that not a 70's 'art' film with Julie Christie?
Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: tel on February 14, 2008, 10:03:27 AM
Are you thinking "I am curious yellow"?
Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2008, 10:47:49 AM
Quote from: tel on February 14, 2008, 10:03:27 AM
Are you thinking "I am curious yellow"?

 redface: Probably
Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: tel on February 14, 2008, 11:02:13 AM
Ah, the good old days of Swedish porn art.
Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2008, 12:10:16 PM
Quote from: tel on February 14, 2008, 11:02:13 AM
Ah, the good old days of Swedish porn art.

Bushy moustaches and panties that undid with a bow at the side.  cloud9:

Which reminds me, where is Snoopy today?
Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2008, 06:04:17 PM
Bin back in Horse Pickle overnight ~ Got home about an hour ago. "Just a severe angina attack". Mind you the paramedics were so convinced it was the real deal we had blues and twos ::)
I have to say this is getting to be a pain in the arse as well as the chest.
Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2008, 07:12:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2008, 06:04:17 PM
Bin back in Horse Pickle overnight ~ Got home about an hour ago. "Just a severe angina attack". Mind you the paramedics were so convinced it was the real deal we had blues and twos ::)
I have to say this is getting to be a pain in the arse as well as the chest.
Are you sure you heard them correctly.  ;)

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Keep smiling my old dog.
Title: Re: For Tel
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2008, 10:12:50 AM
I did once make that very joke to an Asian Doctor (at the time he was operating a heart scan device on me) who, complete with waggling head, said "I am thinking you are having acute angina" to which I replied .... "I bet you say that to all the girls" .... he didn't get it but the nurse burst out laughing at which said Doctor looked even more puzzled...... "And some fell on stoney ground" I thought. Hopefully the nurse explained it after I had gone.

It doesn't pay to make jokes with the medics I have discovered. Their average level of humour never seems to advance beyond dressing up as nurses and pushing a bed down the High Street during Rag Week.