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Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Barman on February 11, 2008, 07:54:29 AM
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I just upgraded my Sky+ Box with a larger hard drive – it’s bloody easy and brilliant! cloud9:
Instructions will follow if anybody has one and is interested… cool14:
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Translation: Baldymort had a kid over to set up his sky plus box for him. Written instructions will follow as soon as he can figure out exactly what he did (dont hold your breath) whistle:
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Angry9:
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Don't get your knickers in a twist old boy, on this occaision Grumpy's translation service was provided free of charge. whistle:
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I did not get a kid to do it! Banghead
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Ah, you asked a teenager then whistle:
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Ah, you asked a teenager then whistle:
No! Banghead
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You rang one of those nice youngsters at technical support then.... whistle:
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You rang one of those nice youngsters at technical support then.... whistle:
Nope... noooo:
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rubschin: The project is doomed. eveilgrin:
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rubschin: The project is doomed. eveilgrin:
No, it works fine... whistle:
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It won't last noooo:
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It won't last noooo:
Oh yes it will... whistle:
Done a professional job I have... cloud9:
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Fingers crossed then scared2:
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Fingers crossed then scared2:
No need... whistle:
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Fingers crossed then scared2:
No need... whistle:
My late mother used to say something about Chicks, Hatched and Counting
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Fingers crossed then scared2:
No need... whistle:
My late mother used to say something about Chicks, Hatched and Counting
Do you have Sky+ - I'll pop round and sort it for you if you like? whistle:
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Do you have Sky+ - I'll pop round and sort it for you if you like? whistle:
Translation: Do you have Sky+ - I'll pop round and bugger it up for you if you like? whistle:
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Do you have Sky+ - I'll pop round and sort it for you if you like? whistle:
Translation: Do you have Sky+ - I'll pop round and bugger it up for you if you like? whistle:
Consider yourself smote. evil:
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Right back at ya Baldymort whistle:
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Right back at ya Baldymort whistle:
Remember that I have the smite controller under my desk... whistle:
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I do not have sky plus.
Translation: I DO NOT HAVE SKY PLUS
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I do not have sky plus.
Translation: I DO NOT HAVE SKY PLUS
Shame.... I could have fixed it for you... whistle:
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Very kind of you to offer ::)
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Very kind of you to offer ::)
Berek has one... I'll fix his instead... whistle:
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Would be interesting to see Berek's reaction after going from having a working Sky+ box to having a Sky+ box shaped paperweight after it gets 'fixed' by Baldymort scared:
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Would be interesting to see Berek's reaction after going from having a working Sky+ box to having a Sky+ box shaped paperweight after it gets 'fixed' by Baldymort scared:
I'd have to back up his vast porn collection first... whistle:
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Would be interesting to see Berek's reaction after going from having a working Sky+ box to having a Sky+ box shaped paperweight after it gets 'fixed' by Baldymort scared:
I'd have to back up his vast porn collection first... whistle:
Is that the back up that starts "Delete selected files?" whistle:
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Would be interesting to see Berek's reaction after going from having a working Sky+ box to having a Sky+ box shaped paperweight after it gets 'fixed' by Baldymort scared:
I'd have to back up his vast porn collection first... whistle:
Is that the back up that starts "Delete selected files?" whistle:
whistle:
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I predict an appearance of the Blue Screen of Baldymort in the not too dim and distant future then point:
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porn collection already backed up.. whistle:
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porn collection already backed up.. whistle:
Good man. ;)
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porn collection already backed up.. whistle:
Prolly just as well if Baldymort is going to be having a go at your Sky+ box... scared2:
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Actually it was me!!!!! whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Actually it was me!!!!! whistle: whistle: whistle:
You sorted out Baldymort's Sky+ box?
Busted Baldy point:
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Fairy dust and happy thoughts are all it takes to fly (or fix a Sky+ box it seems)
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Actually it was me!!!!! whistle: whistle: whistle:
You are in Berek's porn collection? rubschin:
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She worked the camera in 'Baldy does Bolton' whistle:
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Is a Bolton anything like a strap-on?
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Is a Bolton anything like a strap-on?
Have you seen Debbie does Dallas? .......................... Well it's nothing like that. lol:
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We seem to be getting sex-obsessed at present. Or is it just me? rubschin:
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Maybe its just the time of yea. rubschin:
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No, it is all of you! noooo:
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No, it is all of you! noooo:
US .... all of US ..... have you never heard of collective responsibility?
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Nurse, the screens!
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No, it is all of you! noooo:
US .... all of US ..... have you never heard of collective responsibility?
Yes, but I am certainly not involved in this gutter mindedness!
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I take it all back
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I should think so too!
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Poor Mr Wench. In the spare room. With a box of Kleeenex noooo:
And a video noooo:
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No, it is all of you! noooo:
No me surely? noooo:
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. . have you never heard of collective responsibility?
No Sir.
I am unfamiliar with any sort of responsibilty. redface:
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No, it is all of you! noooo:
No me surely? noooo:
Of course not Baldymort happy001