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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:28:48 AM

Title: Indiscreet helpers
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:28:48 AM

One of my neighbours is unwell. Has been for some time. A large white van has recently been parked outside his house. On the side it reads "Cheshire: supporting the mentally ill in the community"

Oh, so that's what's wrong with him!!

Title: Re: Indiscreet helpers
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 07, 2008, 10:30:17 AM

Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:28:48 AM

One of my neighbours is unwell. Has been for some time. A large white can has recently been parked outside his house. On the side it reads "Cheshire: supporting the mentally ill in the community"

Oh, so that's what's wrong with him!!

 

Car?

Van?

Collecting tin?

Title: Re: Indiscreet helpers
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:30:36 AM

Sorry. I corrected it!! redface:

Title: Re: Indiscreet helpers
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 10:32:20 AM

Only worry when a tailor's van arrives advertising that they specialise in bespoke overlong sleeves and buckles.

Title: Re: Indiscreet helpers
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 07, 2008, 10:34:20 AM

Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:28:48 AM

One of my neighbours... Oh, so that's what's wrong with him!!

He doesn't hum as well?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Indiscreet helpers
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:36:41 AM

Not so as to fill our house with the Sound of Humming (which is a whole NEW grump)