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Title: First it was water in the beer
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 12:39:02 PM
Barman! Get a grip man!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7228167.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7228167.stm)
Title: Re: First it was water in the beer
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 12:40:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2008, 12:39:02 PM
Barman! Get a grip man!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7228167.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7228167.stm)
No worries, calm down, calm down…  noooo:









I only put stuff in the alcoholic beverages.  whistle:
Title: Re: First it was water in the beer
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 12:45:16 PM
Well I have just discovered that the St John's Wort stuff I am taking is 50% alcohol eeek:. You should sell it by the pint!
Title: Re: First it was water in the beer
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 12:49:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2008, 12:45:16 PM
Well I have just discovered that the St John's Wort stuff I am taking is 50% alcohol eeek:. You should sell it by the pint!
It would have more booze than the beer...  whistle:


We could put some in the jessie's Magners  point:
Title: Re: First it was water in the beer
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2008, 01:34:00 PM
It wasnt cleaning fluid Nick, it was Baldymort's special reserve homebrew. They just said it was to avoid a mass panic  whistle:
Title: Re: First it was water in the beer
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2008, 01:39:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2008, 01:34:00 PM
It wasnt cleaning fluid Nick, it was Baldymort's special reserve homebrew. They just said it was to avoid a mass panic  whistle:
Not hair restorer?  ::)
Title: Re: First it was water in the beer
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 01:45:12 PM
You shouldn't waste that. Your need is too great
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Title: Re: First it was water in the beer
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2008, 02:43:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2008, 01:39:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2008, 01:34:00 PM
It wasnt cleaning fluid Nick, it was Baldymort's special reserve homebrew. They just said it was to avoid a mass panic  whistle:
Not hair restorer?  ::)

I cant comment about your extravagant hair restorer usage but I do remember you telling us about your homebrew exploding in true Nick fashion and doing damage to the surrounding area.  point:
Title: Re: First it was water in the beer
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2008, 02:47:16 PM
That's how lost his hair and eyebrows!