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Title: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: TG on February 01, 2008, 03:33:55 PM
Microshaft are after Yahoo. Which appears to be 'ailing'. What a board meeting that must have been:

Bill : We need to compete more with Google, why arent we?
Toady1: Because we are regarded by most computer users as gits sir.
Bill : Am I a git?
Toady2 : No sir, you are a prophet of the new millenium.
Bill : Right. So what do we do?
Toady1 : Lets buy McDonalds and offer free wireless internet eccess.
Toady2 : Twat.
Toady1 : OK. Lets buy Yahoo and kick some Google ass!
Bill : How much will that cost?
Toady1 : $44.6 billion and a free copy of Vista Ultimate.
Bill : OK lets do it.

So my hotmail account will merge with my Yahoo account and I will ignore both and continue using Gmail.

What else will this merger of giants mean?

Who cares?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7222114.stm

Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2008, 07:20:19 AM
I’m not happy – I use Yahoo! More than Google… Micro$oft is bound to fuck it all up.  noooo:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Snoopy on February 02, 2008, 09:16:04 AM
Many here would seem to agree

http://www.flickr.com/groups/microsoft-keep-your-evil-grubby-hands-off-our-flickr/discuss/72157603830221684/#comment72157603832387226
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2008, 09:21:36 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

It'll end in tears I 'spec...  noooo:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Snoopy on February 02, 2008, 09:27:41 AM
It certainly seems that the world is not enough for Microsoft. I suppose that when a business reaches a certain size they just have to keep expanding or implode.

But then I have never understood why people, like the Rolling Stones for example, having made more money than they can spend in their lifetimes feel the need to keep going long after their natural "sell by date". I love the Stones, have done since the very beginning but do they really need to keep touring with all the associated grief to their aging bodies just to pay their taxes? Is it the need for the applause that keeps them going? Or is it that once you have a lot of money you just want more and more?
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2008, 09:58:35 AM
It certainly seems that the world is not enough for Microsoft. I suppose that when a business reaches a certain size they just have to keep expanding or implode.

But then I have never understood why people, like the Rolling Stones for example, having made more money than they can spend in their lifetimes feel the need to keep going long after their natural "sell by date". I love the Stones, have done since the very beginning but do they really need to keep touring with all the associated grief to their aging bodies just to pay their taxes? Is it the need for the applause that keeps them going? Or is it that once you have a lot of money you just want more and more?

I've been a life-long fan (well since I began to appreciate music properly). We went to see them in 1989 "because they probably won't tour again at their age will they"  confused: confused:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 12:07:08 PM
It certainly seems that the world is not enough for Microsoft. I suppose that when a business reaches a certain size they just have to keep expanding or implode.

But then I have never understood why people, like the Rolling Stones for example, having made more money than they can spend in their lifetimes feel the need to keep going long after their natural "sell by date". I love the Stones, have done since the very beginning but do they really need to keep touring with all the associated grief to their aging bodies just to pay their taxes? Is it the need for the applause that keeps them going? Or is it that once you have a lot of money you just want more and more?

They've gone past the doing it for money stage and are doing it because they enjoy it too much to give up now.
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2008, 12:33:56 PM
It certainly seems that the world is not enough for Microsoft. I suppose that when a business reaches a certain size they just have to keep expanding or implode.

But then I have never understood why people, like the Rolling Stones for example, having made more money than they can spend in their lifetimes feel the need to keep going long after their natural "sell by date". I love the Stones, have done since the very beginning but do they really need to keep touring with all the associated grief to their aging bodies just to pay their taxes? Is it the need for the applause that keeps them going? Or is it that once you have a lot of money you just want more and more?

They've gone past the doing it for money stage and are doing it because they enjoy it too much to give up now.

Sort of "They do it because they can" I suppose. It figures.
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 12:35:48 PM
It certainly seems that the world is not enough for Microsoft. I suppose that when a business reaches a certain size they just have to keep expanding or implode.

But then I have never understood why people, like the Rolling Stones for example, having made more money than they can spend in their lifetimes feel the need to keep going long after their natural "sell by date". I love the Stones, have done since the very beginning but do they really need to keep touring with all the associated grief to their aging bodies just to pay their taxes? Is it the need for the applause that keeps them going? Or is it that once you have a lot of money you just want more and more?

They've gone past the doing it for money stage and are doing it because they enjoy it too much to give up now.

Sort of "They do it because they can" I suppose. It figures.
I do it because I can... not as often as I'd like tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 01:38:03 PM
I didn't realise it would effect my flickr!  sad24:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 01:40:50 PM
I didn't realise it would effect my flickr!  sad24:
happy100
Having a bad day aren't you luvvie?  noooo:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 01:46:50 PM
A little bit yes.

But soon I will be here

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F165%2F348832700_35012686d7.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=e2b5a599b5e835cd536b5dcfbc31d6b07f182297)

having this

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F144%2F348814577_1cff082b45.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=ed3f9ac07ab7b19f70cb94f620ea70e89e3a264b)

and this

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F146%2F348814580_b7a35d7398.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=f3d5f969f3b37402523a03e870352d76763f6652)

and all will be well.  cloud9:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 02:01:08 PM
I have to ask, what is that in the water in the first picture, it looks like Nessie is on vacation  whistle:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 02:03:11 PM
It's God of course walking on water!
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 02:08:40 PM
It's God of course walking on water!

Is there any particular reason why he appears to be bent over then or would I be struck with lightning for asking  whistle:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 02:14:03 PM
It's God of course walking on water!

Is there any particular reason why he appears to be bent over then or would I be struck with lightning for asking  whistle:

He dropped his mobile!
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 02:20:42 PM
Bit clumsy for a deity isnt he. Are you sure he isnt somehow related to Nick?  whistle:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 02:22:14 PM
Who am I to question whether god is a butter fingers or not?

As for being related to Nick!  eeek:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 02:24:07 PM
It would explain a lot Wenchy  scared2:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: TG on February 04, 2008, 02:26:09 PM
Anyway..... sleep017

Google are not happy bunnies and have started the war of words:

"While the internet rewards competitive innovation, Microsoft has frequently sought to establish proprietary monopolies - and then leverage its dominance into new, adjacent markets,"

Which i would translate as "Gates & Co are power crazed madmen who want to rule the world."
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 02:45:52 PM
Nothing new there then
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 03:09:52 PM
The deal isnt certain yet, Yahoo are also reconsidering earlier talks made with Google as an alternative

http://uk.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUKN0362915520080204?feedType=nl&feedName=uktechnology (http://uk.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUKN0362915520080204?feedType=nl&feedName=uktechnology)
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 03:22:38 PM
Déjà vu or what?  noooo:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 03:23:59 PM
Not really. Yahoo are just being smart playing Google off against Microsoft to get the best deal.
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 03:25:49 PM
Not really. Yahoo are just being smart playing Google off against Microsoft to get the best deal.
No, I meant the man in the water thing...  ::)
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 03:35:55 PM
Does Wenchy tend to have that effect when she visits then?  whistle:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 03:47:39 PM
Does Wenchy tend to have that effect when she visits then?  whistle:
I've lost track now...  shrugs:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: TG on February 04, 2008, 03:48:25 PM
Does Wenchy tend to have that effect when she visits then?  whistle:
I've lost track now...  shrugs:

Join the club.
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 03:51:17 PM
Does Wenchy tend to have that effect when she visits then?  whistle:
I've lost track now...  shrugs:

Join the club.
How much will that cost?  ::)
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 03:54:07 PM
Does Wenchy tend to have that effect when she visits then?  whistle:
I've lost track now...  shrugs:

people swimming away  whistle:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 03:54:21 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 03:55:45 PM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2008, 03:56:38 PM
Ditto
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 03:57:49 PM
Ditto
Squared...
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 04:36:06 PM
Confusion sowed. My work here is done for the day  cloud9:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 04:37:51 PM
Confusion sowed. My work here is done for the day  cloud9:
lol:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 04:44:42 PM
Confusion sowed. My work here is done for the day  cloud9:
lol:

I could have sowed chaos as well but I didnt want to intrude on Nick's domain  noooo:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 04:45:41 PM
Confusion sowed. My work here is done for the day  cloud9:
lol:

I could have sowed chaos as well but I didnt want to intrude on Nick's domain  noooo:
Save that for tomorrow eh?  ;)
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: TG on February 04, 2008, 04:45:53 PM
A bloke has been found dead covered in hundreds and thousands, police say he topped himself.

Thats me that is.  surrender:

Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 04:47:57 PM
You've been looking at that Sophie Ellis Bextor pic again havent you  point:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 04:50:18 PM
A bloke has been found dead covered in hundreds and thousands, police say he topped himself.

Thats me that is.  surrender:


How did you get covered in sprinklies?  rubschin:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: TG on February 04, 2008, 04:53:17 PM
A bloke has been found dead covered in hundreds and thousands, police say he topped himself.

Thats me that is.  surrender:


How did you get covered in sprinklies?  rubschin:

I cant answer that because I am now dead.  It's dark in here.  scared2:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 04:54:37 PM
You aren't dead you berk, you just forgot to put 50p in the meter  whistle:
Title: Re: That will be $44.6 billion in cash please Bill. You want fries with that?
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 04:54:53 PM
A bloke has been found dead covered in hundreds and thousands, police say he topped himself.

Thats me that is.  surrender:


How did you get covered in sprinklies?  rubschin:

I cant answer that because I am now dead.  It's dark in here.  scared2:
Cold or hot?  rubschin: