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Title: Daytime TV
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:34:40 PM
I just turned it on.

Why is everyone obese?
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:41:40 PM
'Cos a great many people are.
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:43:13 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 02:43:54 PM
Cos they are all sitting around watching daytime tv!
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 03:52:11 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 03:58:27 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)

I can understand that.
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 05:04:44 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)

I can understand that.

I bought him some inflatable ones once - I think he lost them  ::)
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 05:05:18 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)

I can understand that.

I bought him some inflatable ones once - I think he lost them  ::)
Lost... yes...  whistle:
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 05:08:51 PM
Punctured more like. whistle:
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 05:09:50 PM
Punctured more like. whistle:
whistle:
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Just One More on January 31, 2008, 07:28:59 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)

I can understand that.

You fantasise about Barmans cleavage  eeek:
Title: Re: Daytime TV
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 09:55:43 AM
 ::)  Given the need for a cleavage to be surrounded by breasts I can understand why, if he had some of his own, BM would never feel the need to leave the house because he would be too busy deriving pleasure from playing with his own.  ::)

Personally, if I return to this world as a woman I intend to spend the first fifty years (i) trying to find the mythical "Right Spot" and (ii) trying to understand the connection between sex and headaches. whistle: