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Title: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:32:43 PM
The police just called. I had a very very minor accident about 2 weeks ago where I rolled into the car in front at a junction. No damage. Insurasnce details exchanged.

The police now tell me that she is claiming "whiplash"injury. The officer on the phone, who was very sympathetic, said "We call it whipcash. She has been talking to someone and has taken 2 weeks to report it. No further action will be taken."

Idiots. Idiot scousers in this case Angry9:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 01:35:01 PM
The police just called. I had a very very minor accident about 2 weeks ago where I rolled into the car in front at a junction. No damage. Insurasnce details exchanged.

The police now tell me that she is claiming "whiplash"injury. The officer on the phone, who was very sympathetic, said "We call it whipcash. She has been talking to someone and has taken 2 weeks to report it. No further action will be taken."

Idiots. Idiot scousers in this case Angry9:
happy100
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:39:45 PM
There was NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damage to either car. How TF can she have whiplash?
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2008, 01:40:12 PM
Idiot scousers in this case

Are there any other kind?

Just another chancer, the world's full of them.
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:46:31 PM
My insurers are quite happy, and the police think she is a chancer
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:27:08 PM
Injury Lawyers 4U have much to answer for.
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:28:27 PM
Quite evil:

The Police are not bovvered!
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 04:14:37 PM
Quite evil:

The Police are not bovvered!

I'm surprised by that, given the targets they have I'd have figures this was a cut and dried case of wasting police time. Bang! One more for the count.
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
The police just called. I had a very very minor accident about 2 weeks ago where I rolled into the car in front at a junction. No damage. Insurasnce details exchanged.

The police now tell me that she is claiming "whiplash"injury. The officer on the phone, who was very sympathetic, said "We call it whipcash. She has been talking to someone and has taken 2 weeks to report it. No further action will be taken."

Idiots. Idiot scousers in this case Angry9:

Just claim you were confused by the signs Nick


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Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 07:47:10 AM
The police just called. I had a very very minor accident about 2 weeks ago where I rolled into the car in front at a junction. No damage. Insurasnce details exchanged.

The police now tell me that she is claiming "whiplash"injury. The officer on the phone, who was very sympathetic, said "We call it whipcash. She has been talking to someone and has taken 2 weeks to report it. No further action will be taken."

Idiots. Idiot scousers in this case Angry9:

Just claim you were confused by the signs Nick


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Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 11:26:45 AM
I don't believe it. Effing Court papers. She wants £10000!!

Called my insurers."Leave it all to us. We offered her a fair amount, but she wants more."

Holiday in Florida then.  evil:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2008, 11:32:23 AM
Another increase in premiums next year then  ::)
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 11:35:41 AM
I have no claims insurance. And legal insurance too, fortunately.

Her name is Tracey  noooo:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2008, 12:23:04 PM
I wonder if she's been on the sick since January.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 12:24:31 PM
The medical report (Dr Gupta) was full of concerns about her frail condition, but as he claimed £900 for the consultation he would say that, wouldn't he?

What really pisses me off about this is that some numpty piled into my car about a month earlier and did £3000 worth of damage.HIs insurance company called and asked if I would be claiming for injuries.I said no. I was daft. I could have made a fortune!
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2008, 12:45:53 PM
The point is you are an honest man.

As I said way back, this woman is a chancer. How can she become 'frail' from a whiplash injury (supposedly) ?

I just hope your insurers make the effort to really contest the claim. 
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 12:49:49 PM

As I said way back, this woman is a chancer. How can she become 'frail' from a whiplash injury (supposedly) ?

Whiplash + Nick-o-Rays...  scared2:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 01:23:20 PM
You ARE on my list, baldy, so watch it
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 01:24:56 PM
You ARE on my list, baldy, so watch it
I know... I'm wondering if the 'rays caused the demise of my hard drive...  cussing:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 01:28:53 PM
But the nice man fixed it for you  cloud9:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 01:31:53 PM
But the nice man fixed it for you  cloud9:
Yes, I did fix it thanks...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 01:44:23 PM
 char048 char048

He is deluded  noooo:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 01:48:03 PM
char048 char048

He is deluded  noooo:
One of us is!  point:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2008, 02:09:43 PM
char048 char048

He is deluded  noooo:
One of us is!  point:

Did someone mention cake?
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 02:35:08 PM
char048 char048

He is deluded  noooo:
One of us is!  point:

Did someone mention cake?
No, I thought he said train...     rubschin:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 07:00:51 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Whipcash
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2008, 10:52:44 AM

As I said way back, this woman is a chancer. How can she become 'frail' from a whiplash injury (supposedly) ?

Whiplash + Nick-o-Rays...  scared2:

In this case there were no Nick-o-rays BM, if there were she would have been decapitated ending the issue.  whistle: