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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:03:49 PM
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I am sure that when I was growing up in the '50s it was simple. Now we have cohabitation, step-parents, divorcees, mobile children and, in my case, adoptees.
They do stuff at school on families. History and suchlike. It seems to be insensitive, despite their best efforts I am sure.
At home the Boy is an only child. He meets his sisters (x2) regularly. The other day I had to inform him that he has a third sister he has never met. HE can meet her when he is 18, or when she is. I know not which. Now his mother is pregnant again. So a new half-brother or sister is en route.
My eldest sister is on her second (suspicious) marriage. My other sister is terminally divorced. Everyone else in my immediate circle (with one exception) seems to be on marriage 2 or 3. And if they are on marriage 1 they are miserable.
My nephews are divorced and have custody of the children over their feckless wives. My aunts are growing old disgracefully having jettisoned the uncles. Every time the phone rings from the "family" I have to think about whose side I am on. Even my nice cousin is on husband #4 (and she lives near Snoopy!)
Is it just me|?
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Its the Nick effect whistle:
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evil:
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I was the first 'black sheep' in our family as I divorced Mr.LL the 1st back in 1981 - he was lucky to get away that lightly believe me eveilgrin:
This was then followed by my sis in NZ divorcing her lanky Swiss git of a hubby aro 4 years later - he was playing away at home with the au pair for the second time - the fact that he had any opportunities to play away is beyond me because, as I told my little sis in NZ, he was a) tight as a ducks bum and b) Mr. Ugly (cross breed of Hitler/Basil Fawlty).
Met the wonderful sick2: BaldyMort sometime around 84 and eventually (after years of his pleading) married him in 1994 - very (well mostly) happy but would I marry again (perchance something disastrous occurred with current martial bliss) NOT ON YOUR NELLY
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Is it just me?
Not at all Nick - that is life as we know it now cry:
Mind you not so sure it was simpler in days gone by. A few centuries ago you didn't get divorced then you just found some feeble excuse before executing redundant partners and then married their brothers or sisters. There were still lots of 'bastard' children in the world and the moral and ethical preachings were often quoted by the most corrupt and perverse individuals.
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Met the wonderful BaldyMort sometime around 84
Blimey he must be nearly a hundred now.
I too married in 94. Not a good year noooo:
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Met the wonderful BaldyMort sometime around 84
Blimey he must be nearly a hundred now.
I too married in 94. Not a good year noooo:
Poor us... sad24:
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Is it just me?
Not at all Nick - that is life as we know it now cry:
Mind you not so sure it was simpler in days gone by. A few centuries ago you didn't get divorced then you just found some feeble excuse before executing redundant partners and then married their brothers or sisters. There were still lots of 'bastard' children in the world and the moral and ethical preachings were often quoted by the most corrupt and perverse individuals.
I defer to your greater experience! spider:
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I was 15, marriage was the furthest thing from my mind!
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I defer to your greater experience! spider:
I am on my eighth life cycle noooo:
Next time I am gonna be a Mayfly - one day is more than enough noooo:
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I was 15, marriage was the furthest thing from my mind!
Show off oh potential second daguhter ::)
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I was 15, marriage was the furthest thing from my mind!
Show off oh potential second daguhter ::)
Tell her what you said about her last night... whistle:
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eeek:
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I was 15, marriage was the furthest thing from my mind!
What are you on about girl?
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I was 15, marriage was the furthest thing from my mind!
Show off oh potential second daguhter ::)
Tell her what you said about her last night... whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I was 15, marriage was the furthest thing from my mind!
Show off oh potential second daguhter ::)
Tell her what you said about her last night... whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
whistle:
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I was 15, marriage was the furthest thing from my mind!
Show off oh potential second daughter ::)
Tell her what you said about her last night... whistle:
No one likes a tale tale tit BaldyMort cussing:
Wenchy - this was exactly what was said when viewing TV last night with shiny bonce BM ::)
BM - Do you think Wenchy sounds like her?
LL - WTF r you talking about? (We are watching Futrarama - BM's choice)
BM - Do you think Wenchy sounds like Leela, now that you have really met her?
LL - Huh, but Leela is a Cyclops, don't what you mean!
BM - Ignore that bit, does Wenchy in real life, have a voice thats sounds like Leela's (BM looking strangely shifty now!)
LL - Well I guess, sort of, she sounds nice but WHY are you asking?
BM - In my imagination I read Wenchy's posts in Leela's voice (BM looking a little redface: now)
LL - Oh you sad old fart !
BM - Of it's okay Wenchy knows I've told her whistle:
Well if you hadn't previously you certainly HAVE NOW !!!!!
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I was 15, marriage was the furthest thing from my mind!
Show off oh potential second daughter ::)
Tell her what you said about her last night... whistle:
No one likes a tale tale tit BaldyMort cussing:
Wenchy - this was exactly what was said when viewing TV last night with shiny bonce BM ::)
BM - Do you think Wenchy sounds like her?
LL - WTF r you talking about? (We are watching Futrarama - BM's choice)
BM - Do you think Wenchy sounds like Leela, now that you have really met her?
LL - Huh, but Leela is a Cyclops, don't what you mean!
BM - Ignore that bit, does Wenchy in real life, have a voice thats sounds like Leela's (BM looking strangely shifty now!)
LL - Well I guess, sort of, she sounds nice but WHY are you asking?
BM - In my imagination I read Wenchy's posts in Leela's voice (BM looking a little redface: now)
LL - Oh you sad old fart !
BM - Of it's okay Wenchy knows I've told her whistle:
Well if you hadn't previously you certainly HAVE NOW !!!!!
whistle:
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Barbara Windsor?
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I doubt it noooo:
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Barbara Windsor?
Nope - don't think Leela's voiceover is by Barbra Windsor noooo:
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I doubt it noooo:
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND - yet again redface:
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I doubt it noooo:
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND - yet again redface:
Welcome to my world... noooo:
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And you so old. noooo: Do you but chemicals off those nice Internet people?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND - yet again redface:
Welcome to my world... noooo:
Oh no noooo: noooo: noooo:
I am NOT getting dragged into your Morpheios Basement Under World Hell scared2:
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND - yet again redface:
Welcome to my world... noooo:
Oh no noooo: noooo: noooo:
I am NOT getting dragged into your Morpheios Basement Under World Hell scared2:
It's that or NickWorld! point:
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Relax and enjoy the experience. See you in a day or two evil:
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Barbara Windsor?
Nope - don't think Leela's voiceover is by Barbra Windsor noooo:
I don't sound like Leela or Barbra Windsor I don't think. eeek:
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I shall be the judge of that. You have my number .... ring me.
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Perhaps you sound CHUBBY eveilgrin:
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What like I am speaking through a mouth full of cake? eeek:
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Prolly. whistle:
What sort of cake?
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Chocolate of course! ::)
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Barbara Windsor?
Nope - don't think Leela's voiceover is by Barbra Windsor noooo:
I don't sound like Leela or Barbra Windsor I don't think. eeek:
Leela deffo! point:
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But I'm not American! eeek:
What did LL say I sounded like?
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Sqweuauky? (spelling?)
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But I'm not American! eeek:
What did LL say I sounded like?
Leela... ::)
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Sqweuauky? (spelling?)
NO!
I suppose Leela without the accent maybe. rubschin:
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Pants.
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Yes I am wearing some and no it doesn't effect my voice.
LL has a nice voice.
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What colour? eyes:
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French Blue but I don't suppose you're interested in mine. confused:
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What colour what?
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I can picture them sick2:
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What colour what?
Poor innocent girl noooo:l
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Okay so final say on this one is:-
Wenchy sounded youthful smile: educated smile: and refined smile: If BaldyMort wishes to fantasize that her posts eeek: are sans Leela voice then let's just leave him in his little basement world ::)
Me - well I sound like me of course evil:
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Okay so final say on this one is:-
Wenchy sounded youthful smile: educated smile: and refined smile: If BaldyMort wishes to fantasize that her posts eeek: are sans Leela voice then let's just leave him in his little basement world ::)
Me - well I sound like me of course evil:
She'd stick out like a sore thumb in Cheam!
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As a cyclops I think I'd stick out like a sore thumb anywhere!
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Yeah well, that sounds like stuff just makes it worse.
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As a cyclops I think I'd stick out like a sore thumb anywhere!
But you could give anyone THE EYE - boom tish razz:
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As a cyclops I think I'd stick out like a sore thumb anywhere!
But you could give anyone THE EYE - boom tish razz:
So she is a cyclops? eeek:
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There was a story about a Portsmouth Tart who had a glass eye but it is rather tasteless.
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There was a story about a Portsmouth Tart who had a glass eye but it is rather tasteless.
Go on then... whistle: