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Title: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
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Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 01:00:50 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 12:52:10 PM

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Well I just don't know what went wrong eeek:
It worked for me - if fact I now have to comb my arms ;D
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:04:18 PM: I have a lawnmower you can borrow spider:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 01:06:46 PM: In that case just wrap your arms round Baldymort's head LL whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:07:07 PM: Or shave and buy some glue!
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 01:07:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:04:18 PM
I have a lawnmower you can borrow spider:

But I don't have grass in my garden over here cry:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:15:53 PM: This is about hair, not grass. Do try to keep up! noooo:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 01:17:18 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:07:07 PM
Or shave and buy some glue!

Okay then redface:
Is your lawnmower safe to use in the shower ?
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:28:30 PM: Perfectly. Just plug it in evil:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 01:31:05 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:28:30 PM
Perfectly. Just plug it in evil:
scared2:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 01:46:38 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2008, 01:31:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:28:30 PM
Perfectly. Just plug it in evil:
scared2:

When BM is in there (not me) of course you mean evil:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 04:47:48 PM: If Captain Calamity is plugging in electrical items you are probably safer on a different continent LL scared2:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 05:02:57 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 04:47:48 PM
If Captain Calamity is plugging in electrical items you are probably safer on a different continent LL scared2:

And BM as well I think - He's been out on a real job today (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) and is now VERY TIRED - Bless, poor thing whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
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Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 05:20:05 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2008, 05:04:50 PM
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Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 05:37:41 PM: Quote from: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 05:20:05 PM
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Usual position down in your busy basement then happy001 happy001 happy001

New now LL be nice, thats the fastest we've seen him move behind the bar whistle:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 05:54:09 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 05:37:41 PM
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Usual position down in your busy basement then happy001 happy001 happy001

New now LL be nice, thats the fastest we've seen him move behind the bar whistle:
I am listening you know… evil:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 05:58:54 PM: Wouldnt be as much fun otherwise Baldymort point:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 06:14:20 PM: eeek:

What kind iof offer is that? eeek:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 06:17:07 PM: Not an offer of any kind Nick, just pointing out to Baldymort that poking fun at him isnt as amusing for the patrons if he isnt there to read the comments...

Come to think of it Captain Calamity could also come under that category. point:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 06:18:08 PM: Quote from: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 05:20:05 PM
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Usual position down in your busy basement then happy001 happy001 happy001

What kind of offer is that? eeek:
Title: Re: Landlady applies hair restorer but does not look hopeful
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 06:41:06 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 06:18:08 PM
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Usual position down in your busy basement then happy001 happy001 happy001

What kind of offer is that? eeek:

I guess you'll have to ask LL to borrow the Barmansutra to find out eeek: