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Title: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 12:31:54 PM
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Growler leaps to the rescue after Nick has an unezpected mishap while driving in the swamp...  whistle:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2008, 12:56:49 PM

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Wench and the Buxom Brigade make a dawn raid on the chocolate mine.
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Landlady on January 30, 2008, 01:52:30 PM
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Landlady says '' BaldyMort get your rear end out here NOW - this pool needs cleaning cussing:''
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 01:54:55 PM
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Mr Wench tries to escape hormone week at Wench Towers.
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 01:56:06 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:00:56 PM
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Wenchy wonders if the deffination of too big is when one can jump off one's tat mountain.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 02:02:44 PM
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Seeing Barman sink deep in the quicksand, Landlady quickly jumps on his head…
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 02:11:45 PM
Ah so thats what the sun was reflecting off Baldymort, I thought it was the surface of the water  whistle:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Landlady on January 30, 2008, 02:12:48 PM
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Seeing Barman's wig floating on top of the murky pool, Landlady quickly jumps on top to ensure his safety  eeek: .......
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
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Landlady flees to safety after Barman finds the receipt for the MOTB outfit…  point:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 02:19:24 PM
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Landlady flees to safety after Barman finds the receipt for the MOTB outfit…  point:

Mrs Of The Baldymort?  whistle:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Landlady on January 30, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
Oh well done GM - have given you an appauld  angel1

Sorry BM you just ain't going to win this one ...................... Mrs. Of The BaldyMort outfit  happy001 happy001 happy001 it made me laugh out loud!
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2008, 02:27:16 PM
They’ll be sorry… when they have to sit through the wedding pictures…  point:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:31:09 PM

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Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:38:00 PM
Do not mock the bald







































 happy001
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 02:41:19 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 02:45:20 PM
Quote from: Landlady on January 30, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
Oh well done GM - have given you an appauld  angel1

Sorry BM you just ain't going to win this one ...................... Mrs. Of The BaldyMort outfit  happy001 happy001 happy001 it made me laugh out loud!

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:46:27 PM
Is this about pants?

Heavens!!!
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 10:20:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2008, 02:46:27 PM
Is this about pants?

Heavens!!!

How on earth did you get to 'pants' ???????????????  noooo:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 11:13:49 AM
Nicker seems to have a pants obsession LL  whistle:
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: barmisspah? on January 31, 2008, 11:46:38 AM
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I can see the smoke, but where's the smoking hut. I thought every pub had one ?
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 11:46:55 AM
I have worn them nearly every day of my life. Not the same ones obviously.
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2008, 12:05:21 PM
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The Chinese Government have serious concerns over allowing the producers of Takeshi's castle to plan the Marathon route for the Olympics.
Title: Re: Midweek caption comp
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 12:07:28 PM
Subtle. So subtle you could pin a tail on it and call it a wraith rubschin: