The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 29, 2008, 12:13:12 PM
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Affectionate or insulting?
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insulting... noooo:
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Yes, I recall LL mentioning her "fat little bot". An oxymoron if ever there was one eveilgrin:
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Depends on who, my mood and the tone. In general it is better to avoid it like the plague
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Doesn't Mr Wench ever compliment you on your chubbiness then? happy100
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Yes, and sometimes it's ok and others it is not!
For instance, the drunk on the train saying I was pretty sexy for a chubby lass, not ok!
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I see we have to contextualise this. Is that along the lines of:
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"?
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I don't understand.
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No eveilgrin:
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Yes, and sometimes it's ok and others it is not!
For instance, the drunk on the train saying I was pretty sexy for a chubby lass, not ok!
What if he'd been sober?
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Still a bad thing!
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Yes, and sometimes it's ok and others it is not!
For instance, the drunk on the train saying I was pretty sexy for a chubby lass, not ok!
What if he'd been sober?
happy001 point:
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Mrs TMR likes my "chubby cheeks" (on my face.
Not good either.
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Can we call you chubby cheeks from now on then?
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I have been called a lot worse!
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How about "CHUNKY"?
Chunky's good, yes?
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Or Hunky. Which is the male Chubby, usually eyes:
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!
VERY BAD!
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Which.
Must go, my goddess is on the phone!
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Mrs Nick or gymslip woman?
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What about "Resilient"?
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Mrs Nick or gymslip woman?
Privately my dear miss chubbiness eyes:
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Mrs Nick or gymslip woman?
Privately my dear miss chubbiness eyes:
Must be the nurse then.
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Thank you. Wenchy has a PRIVATE meesage from me (where is that "so there" emoticon when you need it?
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cloud9:
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There was a girl in our pub on Sunday in the pubic bar - which is unusual - and she could have been described as chubby, but also extremely pretty. And great tits too. Not that that matters, of course...
Her boyfriend was a pretty good darts player too (also chubby), although they left before we "darts gods" put on a display that would have suited "The Lakeside".
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And great tits too. Not that that matters, of course...
bom
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That does tend to be the case though. redface:
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In your case too|? eeek:
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redface:
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There was a girl in our pub on Sunday in the pubic bar - which is unusual - and she could have been described as chubby, but also extremely pretty. And great tits too. Not that that matters, of course...
Her boyfriend was a pretty good darts player too (also chubby), although they left before we "darts gods" put on a display that would have suited "The Lakeside".
She weren't bad although you were ahead of me in the neck oil consumption or it could just be my age!
I still prefer BUXOM!
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Well that is a whole new thrEAD!!
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There was a girl in our pub on Sunday in the pubic bar - which is unusual - and she could have been described as chubby, but also extremely pretty. And great tits too. Not that that matters, of course...
Her boyfriend was a pretty good darts player too (also chubby), although they left before we "darts gods" put on a display that would have suited "The Lakeside".
She weren't bad although you were ahead of me in the neck oil consumption or it could just be my age!
I still prefer BUXOM!
Buxom is quite a pleasant word.
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I had only had two pints before you turned up!
You saw the darts...the three of us were on fire!
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There was a girl in our pub on Sunday in the pubic bar - which is unusual - and she could have been described as chubby, but also extremely pretty. And great tits too. Not that that matters, of course...
Her boyfriend was a pretty good darts player too (also chubby), although they left before we "darts gods" put on a display that would have suited "The Lakeside".
She weren't bad although you were ahead of me in the neck oil consumption or it could just be my age!
I still prefer BUXOM!
Buxom is quite a pleasant word.
From dictionary
1. (of a woman) full-bosomed.
2. (of a woman) healthy, plump, cheerful, and lively. eyes:
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I had only had two pints before you turned up!
You saw the darts...the three of us were on fire!
Maybe it's your age then? Young whippersnapper.
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There was a girl in our pub on Sunday in the pubic bar - which is unusual - and she could have been described as chubby, but also extremely pretty. And great tits too. Not that that matters, of course...
Her boyfriend was a pretty good darts player too (also chubby), although they left before we "darts gods" put on a display that would have suited "The Lakeside".
She weren't bad although you were ahead of me in the neck oil consumption or it could just be my age!
I still prefer BUXOM!
Buxom is quite a pleasant word.
From dictionary
1. (of a woman) full-bosomed.
2. (of a woman) healthy, plump, cheerful, and lively. eyes:
= Chubby
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No, chubby applies to babies and teenage girls not women.
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I defer to your greater experience! eveilgrin:
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And great tits too. Not that that matters, of course...
bom
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Young's whippersnapper, actually...
Nine dart finish, shanghai on the 20's...it was awesome!
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Young's whippersnapper, actually...
Nine dart finish, shanghai on the 20's...it was awesome!
We appear to be off topic evil:
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Young's whippersnapper, actually...
Nine dart finish, shanghai on the 20's...it was awesome!
301 down I assume?
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MEN noooo:
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You exclude yourself?
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Waist = 34 inches
I am 6' 2"
Calculate!
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Yes UM - only 301 - it speeds the games up. Mind you, the way the three of us were playing (me, Gary the Yid and John Chip (79)) then perhaps 501 would have been more apt.
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Waist = 34 inches
I am 6' 2"
Calculate!
Beanpole?
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Waist = 34 inches
I am 6' 2"
Calculate!
Beanpole?
Barmpot
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Fat little bot?
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Waist = 34 inches
I am 6' 2"
Calculate!
Beanpole?
In need of a new tape measure or an honest tailor ::)
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Waist = 34 inches
I am 6' 2"
Calculate!
Beanpole?
In need of a new tape measure or an honest tailor ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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I defer to your greater experience! eveilgrin:
Wenchy, adjudication please.
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LINE UP scared2:
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What IS this thread about? noooo:
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What IS this thread about? noooo:
Darts - which judging buy your dimensions is what you look like lying down...
Do you have pointed head ;D
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I defer to your greater experience! eveilgrin:
Wenchy, adjudication please.
In the matter of what?
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I defer to your greater experience! eveilgrin:
Wenchy, adjudication please.
In the matter of what?
"No, chubby applies to babies and teenage girls not women".
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Not wenchy, of course eveilgrin:
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I defer to your greater experience! eveilgrin:
Wenchy, adjudication please.
In the matter of what?
"No, chubby applies to babies and teenage girls not women".
It does have childish connotations I suppose. rubschin:
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Including bottoms
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Including bottoms
Nick, are you a bottom-biter?
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Selectively eyes:
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Including bottoms
Nick, are you a bottom-biter?
eeek:
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Including bottoms
Nick, are you a bottom-biter?
eeek:
Have you been missing out?
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Including bottoms
Nick, are you a bottom-biter?
eeek:
Have you been missing out?
I don't wish to have my bottom bitten thank-you very much! eeek:
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Including bottoms
Nick, are you a bottom-biter?
eeek:
Have you been missing out?
I don't wish to have my bottom bitten thank-you very much! eeek:
It wasn't an offer. I also am selective! eveilgrin:
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sad24:
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sad24:
You can't have it both ways!
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sad24:
You can't have it both ways!
censored:
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Well?
Does she want it nibbled or not?
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Including bottoms
Nick, are you a bottom-biter?
eeek:
Have you been missing out?
I don't wish to have my bottom bitten thank-you very much! eeek:
It wasn't an offer. I also am selective! eveilgrin:
And neither is your bite span anywhere near big enough...Richard Dreyfuss may be able to advise on this point...
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sad24:
You can't have it both ways!
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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I don't think I should participate in this thread anymore. redface:
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I don't think I should participate in this thread anymore. redface:
Best not. whistle:
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shrugs: