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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on January 24, 2008, 10:28:17 AM
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Christ almighty! Romantic or what? I'm weeping into my keyboard.
http://www.asianoffbeat.com/default.asp?Display=1278
"My parents have lived in seclusion for more than 50 years because of their love for each other. They had no electricity and my father made kerosene lamps to lighten our lives," he said.
"My mother seldom goes down the mountain, but my father cut the 6,000-plus stairs for her convenience," Liu said. "It's a ladder of love."
sad24:
If Mrs TG reads this she'll want more than a f*@*ing card for Valentines day. noooo:
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If Mrs TG reads this she'll want more than a f*@*ing card for Valentines day. noooo:
Tell her she can live in a cave too if she likes... whistle:
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You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! Banghead cussing: censored:
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You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! Banghead cussing: censored:
happ096
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You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! Banghead cussing: censored:
I don't think Mrs Snoopy ever actually accepted it. Just kept her moaning down to a low growl.
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You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! Banghead cussing: censored:
I don't think Mrs Snoopy ever actually accepted it. Just kept her moaning down to a low growl.
Only after the neighbours complained eyes:
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You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! Banghead cussing: censored:
I don't think Mrs Snoopy ever actually accepted it. Just kept her moaning down to a low growl.
Only after the neighbours complained eyes:
eeek:
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You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! Banghead cussing: censored:
I don't think Mrs Snoopy ever actually accepted it. Just kept her moaning down to a low growl.
Only after the neighbours complained eyes:
eeek:
TBH Mrs Snoopy #1 was the screamer.
#2 is not as demonstrative.
Which is probably more information than any of you wanted redface:
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:lalalala
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They vary a lot, don't they.
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They vary a lot, don't they.
I think it depends on how good an actress they are. eeek:
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Wot he said! eveilgrin:
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It's all a memory now anyway. ::)
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Wot he said! eveilgrin:
Wash your mouth out!
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TBH Mrs Snoopy #1 was the screamer.
To be fair I believe that is the standard response for women who look down and suddenly find an amourous beagle humping their leg whistle:
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That and a swift kick normally.
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Yelp! sad32:
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Kick!
Whatever happened to the humane, pink caress of a rolled-up Financial Times?
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You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! Banghead cussing: censored:
The seven stages of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex .
This is when you have been with your partner wa too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you!"
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex .
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) .
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least ...
the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex .
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.
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You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! Banghead cussing: censored:
If you start making kerosene lamps for Mrs S I'm sure it's not only her expectations that will be raised but every panic alarm in the house eeek:
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Could be worse Miss D, it could have been Nick making kerosene lamps for the missus scared2:
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Could be worse Miss D, it could have been Nick making kerosene lamps for the missus scared2:
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whose pants are they ?????
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Prolly Darwin's. Best not to ask about the origin of that yellow liquid.... noooo:
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Prolly Darwin's. Best not to ask about the origin of that yellow liquid.... noooo:
Is it Home Brew eeek:
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Organic I suspect Miss D eeek:
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Burns surprisingly well though . . .
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Burns surprisingly well though . . .
No one is interested in your urinary tract infection! eeek:
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Burns surprisingly well though . . .
Sorry(stop) Thought he was dead(stop) Is this not his Birthday(stop)
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Please (stop)
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Burns surprisingly well though . . .
No one is interested in your urinary tract infection! eeek:
I was thinking of externally, but thank you for the insiders view of cystitis, which we shall all be careful to avoid now. whistle:
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Yoghurt ................... Or is that for Thrush?
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Yoghurt ................... Or is that for Thrush?
I thought it was for cereal! eeek:
Cranberry juice for cystitis
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Yoghurt ................... Or is that for Thrush?
I thought it was for cereal! eeek:
Cranberry juice for cystitis
How do you get it in?
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You use a funnel.
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Burns surprisingly well though . . .
Sorry(stop) Thought he was dead(stop) Is this not his Birthday(stop)
;D
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You use a funnel.
Obvious really. noooo:
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Alternative take a mouthful and ........... eveilgrin:
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You use a funnel.
Obvious really. noooo:
Indeed
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So if I cover my whole naked body with yoghurt it will stop cystitis? Any particular flavour?
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So if I cover my whole naked body with yoghurt it will stop cystitis? Any particular flavour?
How many flavours of Cystitis are there?