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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2008, 10:28:27 AM
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Nick, do you have relatives down under by any chance? point:
You have to love the line: 'Crocodile attacks and shootings are rare in Australia. To suffer both at once is - to say the least - unfortunate. ' happy001
A man has been accidentally shot by a rescuer who was trying to free him from the jaws of a crocodile in northern Australia.
The victim, in his late 20s, was attacked by the reptile near a popular tourist spot on the Mary River south-east of Darwin.
He was flown to hospital by helicopter for emergency surgery for bite and bullet wounds.
He is currently in a stable condition in hospital.
Two shots
Crocodile attacks and shootings are rare in Australia.
To suffer both at once is - to say the least - unfortunate.
Jason Grant was collecting crocodile eggs at a remote reptile farm when he found himself locked inside a giant set of jaws.
For a few terrifying moments the animal wildly shook its victim before the intervention of a fellow worker.
He fired two shots at the saltwater crocodile. One hit the target, while the other struck the arm of his stricken colleague.
It was enough though to bring the drama to an end.
The injured man was flown to hospital in Darwin, where he is recovering.
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The injured man was flown to hospital in Darwin, where he is recovering.
What news of the crocodile?
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Well if the guy with the rifle is indeed a relative of our own Captain Calamity the croc probably escaped with no injury. whistle:
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Wonder if his mate is one of the spray and pray mentality?
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What a frightful week. Everythingi has gone wrong and I even managed to set the vacuum cleaner on fire! evil:
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What a frightful week. Everythingi has gone wrong and I even managed to set the vacuum cleaner on fire! evil:
Good to have you back - when did BT turn up?
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They were here most of yesterday. And then my computer died. And then I set fire to the hoover evil:
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They were here most of yesterday. And then my computer died. And then I set fire to the hoover evil:
Come on then... you're obviously keen to tell us about the hoover...
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Wonder if his mate is one of the spray and pray mentality?
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I love it when you talk dirty GM happ096
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They were here most of yesterday. And then my computer died. And then I set fire to the hoover evil:
Come on then... you're obviously keen to tell us about the hoover...
I do not wish to discuss it, thank you. evil:
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They were here most of yesterday. And then my computer died. And then I set fire to the hoover evil:
Come on then... you're obviously keen to tell us about the hoover...
I do not wish to discuss it, thank you. evil:
yes you do... I bet Mrs. Nick was mad. scared2:
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I have concealed the evidence evil:
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Wonder if his mate is one of the spray and pray mentality?
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I love it when you talk dirty GM happ096
eeek: scared:
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I have concealed the evidence evil:
So does that mean that the rumour about the secret vault where you hide the evidence off all your Nick-o-ray moments actually exists?
Bloody hell it must be huge eeek:
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I went to the local dump and then bought an identical machine new and then "scruffied it up " a bit.
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I went to the local dump and then bought an identical machine new and then "scruffied it up " a bit.
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And now the Boy has been sent home from school for fighting.
He is now playing his saxophone in the room above my head Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing:
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He's just being creative Nick point:
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I wish I could post sound files on here!! evil: evil: evil:
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I wish I could post sound files on here!! evil: evil: evil:
We don't.
:lalalala
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I wish I could post sound files on here!! evil: evil: evil:
Just a suggestion but go to his room and sing along with whatever he is playing. Judging from the calamities that befall everything else you try the catawauling will scare him into putting the saxophone away. whistle: