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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 08:29:16 PM
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As recommended by the Landlord eveilgrin:
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I will have one of these please....
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I have woke up this morning feeling yucky (that is a condition not a person !!!!).
I have got a weeks leave booked next week - why does the law of sod work this way evil:
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I will have one of these please....
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I have woke up this morning feeling yucky (that is a condition not a person !!!!).
I have got a weeks leave booked next week - why does the law of sod work this way evil:
Poor you... happy100
Drink copious amounts of brandy – that’ll set you up. ;)
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Got too many meetings today to do that Mr Barman ( 5 in total today ffS) cry:
One of which is a three hour meeting this morning to talk about our crap database - of which I know little to nothing about the technical stuff. How the hell do I get through that without curling up in a ball in the corner of the room and just confirming I don't give a f**K just fix it. In fact that sounds like a very productive stategy lol:
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Got too many meetings today to do that Mr Barman ( 5 in total today ffS) cry:
One of which is a three hour meeting this morning to talk about our crap database - of which I know little to nothing about the technical stuff. How the hell do I get through that without curling up in a ball in the corner of the room and just confirming I don't give a f**K just fix it. In fact that sounds like a very productive stategy lol:
Sneeze over everybody – they’ll soon decide that your attendance is unnecessary… whistle:
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Got too many meetings today to do that Mr Barman ( 5 in total today ffS) cry:
One of which is a three hour meeting this morning to talk about our crap database - of which I know little to nothing about the technical stuff. How the hell do I get through that without curling up in a ball in the corner of the room and just confirming I don't give a f**K just fix it. In fact that sounds like a very productive stategy lol:
Use the "bulls**t baffles brains approach. Throw in a few phrases like:
Best practise
You need to focus
The bottom line is
We need total continuous improvement (describing it as TCI scores extra points)
Let's have a some benchmarks
Think outside the box
This has to be result driven
Push the envelope
You must get in “win-win” at least three times
(Actually, your "curling up in a ball in the corner of the room and just confirming I don't give a f**K just fix it" approach sounds a lot better)
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lol: lol:
If only that didn't sound all too familiar cry:
Chuck in gatekeeping , signposting, outcome driven and that should comlpete my day ...
Never mind I have a planned week in a coma for next week - can't wait lol:
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I have woke up this morning feeling yucky (that is a condition not a person !!!!).
Bird Flu? ;)
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Got too many meetings today to do that Mr Barman ( 5 in total today ffS) cry:
One of which is a three hour meeting this morning to talk about our crap database - of which I know little to nothing about the technical stuff. How the hell do I get through that without curling up in a ball in the corner of the room and just confirming I don't give a f**K just fix it. In fact that sounds like a very productive stategy lol:
What kind of database is it?
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Got too many meetings today to do that Mr Barman ( 5 in total today ffS) cry:
One of which is a three hour meeting this morning to talk about our crap database - of which I know little to nothing about the technical stuff. How the hell do I get through that without curling up in a ball in the corner of the room and just confirming I don't give a f**K just fix it. In fact that sounds like a very productive stategy lol:
What kind of database is it?
Geek alert! whistle:
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Excuse me Baldymort, 'Evil Geek Alert' if you please eveilgrin:
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Evil Geek Alert whistle:
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Excuse me Baldymort, 'Evil Geek Alert' if you please eveilgrin:
Baldymort!!! point:
Excellent!!! happy001 happy001 happy001
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My friends son wasnt all that impressed Wenchy. Ended up watching one of the Harry Potter films with him while babysitting over the weekend and explaining why I was suddenly cracked up laughing kind of irritated him redface:
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Excuse me Baldymort, 'Evil Geek Alert' if you please eveilgrin:
Baldymort!!! point:
Excellent!!! happy001 happy001 happy001
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I have woke up this morning feeling yucky (that is a condition not a person !!!!).
Bird Flu? ;)
No, that would be ducky... anybody got a hat, coat, door emoticon?
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I have woke up this morning feeling yucky (that is a condition not a person !!!!).
Bird Flu? ;)
No, that would be ducky... anybody got a hat, coat, door emoticon?
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