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Title: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 01:12:18 PM
Should we have a boy's toys section for um... things we desire?  eyes:

Or rename the computer room to also encompass... um, toys?  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 22, 2008, 01:14:07 PM
Or rename the computer room to also encompass... um, toys?  whistle:

Then the girls will want their own toy section.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 01:15:05 PM
Or rename the computer room to also encompass... um, toys?  whistle:

Then the girls will want their own toy section.
The girls aren't here...  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 22, 2008, 01:16:37 PM
I bet they sneak a peek though.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 01:17:24 PM
It will all be about vibrating things. That's why I bought Mrs Nick a lawnmower ::)
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 01:20:25 PM
It will all be about vibrating things. That's why I bought Mrs Nick a lawnmower ::)
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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 01:21:42 PM
You obviously want to add a Boys Toys section BM, you wouldnt be asking us unless you wanted to be able to justify it so go for it old boy.  eyes:

Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 01:22:33 PM
You obviously want to add a Boys Toys section BM, you wouldnt be asking us unless you wanted to be able to justify it so go for it old boy.  eyes:


eeek:
Says who?





 redface:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 22, 2008, 01:23:22 PM
It will all be about vibrating things. That's why I bought Mrs Nick a lawnmower ::)

That'll be the one that was on special offer from Ann Summers then eh?  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 01:24:04 PM
It will all be about vibrating things. That's why I bought Mrs Nick a lawnmower ::)

That'll be the one that was on special offer from Ann Summers then eh?  whistle:
"lawnmower" indeed...   eyes:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 01:24:54 PM
Basic psychology BM, you want to know if you can get away with adding it in or if you would have to face the wrath of Wenchy, Miss D and LL alone  point:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 01:25:38 PM
Basic psychology BM, you want to know if you can get away with adding it in or if you would have to face the wrath of Wenchy, Miss D and LL alone  point:
scared2:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 01:29:27 PM
Wenchy would be easy to placate though, just create a Chocolate Lovers room as well  eyes:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 01:29:59 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 01:31:38 PM
Mind you BM, on the subject of rooms why not create a Captain Calamity mood enhancing room. This way anyone who is having a bad day could read through Nicks cavalcade of disasters and feel better about themselves  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 01:34:07 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 01:36:10 PM
You could even call it the Disaster Zone  point:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 01:42:07 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2008, 08:04:07 PM
Basic psychology BM, you want to know if you can get away with adding it in or if you would have to face the wrath of Wenchy, Miss D and LL alone  point:

I am sure none of us girlies would complain - it is simply not in our nature  ;D

In fact it would present more opportunities to offer opinions where they are not wanted. How could we possibly object to that.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 08:05:34 PM
Basic psychology BM, you want to know if you can get away with adding it in or if you would have to face the wrath of Wenchy, Miss D and LL alone  point:

I am sure none of us girlies would complain - it is simply not in our nature  ;D

In fact it would present more opportunities to offer opinions where they are not wanted. How could we possibly object to that.
Why on earth do you think you would have access?  noooo:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2008, 08:09:25 PM
Why on earth do you think you would have access?  noooo:
Because you want us to understand where your sources of pleasure derive from surely ??????
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 08:10:26 PM
Why on earth do you think you would have access?  noooo:
Because you want us to understand where your sources of pleasure derive from surely ??????

Surely a more accurate answer would have been 'Because you know just how much grief we can give you if you dont'  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 08:11:46 PM
Why on earth do you think you would have access?  noooo:
Because you want us to understand where your sources of pleasure derive from surely ??????
Nope!  noooo:

There will be the all-new 'what we want you top buy us' thread for that...   whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2008, 08:12:41 PM
Surely a more accurate answer would have been 'Because you know just how much grief we can give you if you dont'  whistle:

We don't do grief - though I do like the idea of torture by sensory deprivation  ;D

Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
Surely a more accurate answer would have been 'Because you know just how much grief we can give you if you dont'  whistle:

We don't do grief - though I do like the idea of torture by sensory deprivation  ;D


Indeed… Bit of a dungeon girl are you?  eyes:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2008, 08:29:50 PM
Indeed… Bit of a dungeon girl are you?  eyes:

It does offer flattering lighting conditions  lol: But safe to say I am an above ground dweller.

As for banning us from a potential Boys Toys thread we have rights you know - and if that doesn't work we will sulk and if all else fails we will cry. Be warned  cry:


Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 08:30:22 PM
When does YOUR WIFE get back?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 05:34:10 AM
When does YOUR WIFE get back?
Who?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 10:33:38 AM
Hired a cleaner yet?
Anything dying in the microwave?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 10:34:42 AM
Hired a cleaner yet?
Anything dying in the microwave?

Nope!

I've finished the painting too... and pulled my bananas out...  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2008, 10:35:26 AM
Anything dying in the microwave?

Please tell me BM hasn't hired Nick to do the bar snacks now  scared2:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 23, 2008, 01:04:17 PM
Hired a cleaner yet?
Anything dying in the microwave?

Nope!

I've finished the painting too... and pulled my bananas out...  whistle:


. . . . of where??

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 01:08:46 PM
Hired a cleaner yet?
Anything dying in the microwave?

Nope!

I've finished the painting too... and pulled my bananas out...  whistle:


. . . . of where??

 rubschin:
The ground silly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 23, 2008, 09:07:56 PM
You grow bananas in the ground????? Anyway, The 1st Bn Foot and Mouth vote for a Boys Toys Room, only so I can tell you about my new laser pointer
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2008, 12:13:22 AM
so I can tell you about my new laser pointer
rubschin:
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Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 08:46:22 AM
You grow bananas in the ground????? Anyway, The 1st Bn Foot and Mouth vote for a Boys Toys Room, only so I can tell you about my new laser pointer
Where do you think they grow?  confused2:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 24, 2008, 11:52:55 AM
Trees? rubschin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 11:53:27 AM
Trees? rubschin:
banana trees... which grow?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 11:53:58 AM
In hot countries  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 11:54:37 AM
In hot countries  whistle:
Ye-es... in hot countries and...  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 11:55:02 AM
In pots.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 11:55:59 AM
In pots.
doh:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 11:56:26 AM
Greenhouses?  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 11:56:50 AM
 censored:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 11:58:00 AM
Plaintains?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 12:00:09 PM
Hydroponic units?











How long do you think we can wind Baldymort up for?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 12:00:25 PM
Grow bags?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 12:02:06 PM
 whistle:

I simply wish I hadn't mentioned it now...

I dug up our banana plants from the ground then threw them away...  ::)
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 12:09:28 PM
whistle:

I simply wish I hadn't mentioned it now...

I dug up our banana plants from the ground then threw them away...  ::)

Why didn't you say so?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 12:14:05 PM
whistle:

I simply wish I hadn't mentioned it now...

I dug up our banana plants from the ground then threw them away...  ::)

Why didn't you say so?
I dunno... silly of me really...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 12:17:15 PM
Tsk, tsk.

Now Wenchy will tell LL that you have being going bananas.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 12:23:07 PM
Why have you dug them up?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 12:25:19 PM
Why have you dug them up?
Because they gobble water… It costs more to water them than to buy bananas in the shops…
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 12:31:40 PM
Ahhhhhh!
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 01:05:09 PM
I have no idea what bananas have to do with boys toys.
Maybe things are different in Cyprus.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 01:06:05 PM
I have no idea what bananas have to do with boys toys.
Maybe things are different in Cyprus.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 01:09:12 PM
I have no idea what bananas have to do with boys toys.
Maybe things are different in Cyprus.

I would have thought they were more girls toys!  rubschin: drumroll:






















(Not that I would know!)
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 01:13:03 PM
Wenchy!

How could you redface:

Not that I know what you are talking about.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 01:13:13 PM
I have no idea what bananas have to do with boys toys.
Maybe things are different in Cyprus.

I would have thought they were more girls toys!  rubschin: drumroll:

(Not that I would know!)
Oh Wenchy!  eeek:

You’ve embarrassed us all now… and yourself…  redface:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 01:17:53 PM
DS would be proud!
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 01:18:30 PM
DS would be proud!
Tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 01:29:46 PM
Whilst on the subject Wench, do you get your "5 a day"?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 01:30:46 PM
Whilst on the subject Wench, do you get your "5 a day"?

I refuse to answer as it may incriminate me!

Mr Wench bought himself a juicer with his Christmas money. I now drink green pond scum daily.  sick2:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2008, 01:33:36 PM
Mr Wench bought himself a juicer with his Christmas money. I now drink green pond scum daily.  sick2:

Hench all the colds Wenchy  whistle:

Surely a large  mocha would be much more appealing shrugs:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 01:34:02 PM
Whilst on the subject Wench, do you get your "5 a day"?

I refuse to answer as it may incriminate me!


Now, now dear, why change the habit of a you-know-what?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 01:34:59 PM
Mr Wench bought himself a juicer with his Christmas money. I now drink green pond scum daily.  sick2:

Hench all the colds Wenchy  whistle:

Surely a large  mocha would be much more appealing shrugs:

Anything would be more appealing! Carrot, orange and ginger this evening.  sick2:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 01:36:43 PM
Mr Wench bought himself a juicer with his Christmas money. I now drink green pond scum daily.  sick2:

Hench all the colds Wenchy  whistle:

Surely a large  mocha would be much more appealing shrugs:

Nah, a large Caramelatte  cloud9:

Spent ages trying to find someone who could make coffee in Cornwall and now Costa, Cafe Nero and Starbucks have invaded so if nothing else I can at least get the blends that I like now.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 01:37:43 PM
Skinny latte with sugar free vanilla syrup.
Or
Chai latte
Or
Eggnog latte
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 01:38:31 PM
Mr Wench bought himself a juicer with his Christmas money. I now drink green pond scum daily.  sick2:

Hench all the colds Wenchy  whistle:

Surely a large  mocha would be much more appealing shrugs:

Anything would be more appealing! Carrot, orange and ginger this evening.  sick2:

Carefull that ginger can really sting.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 01:39:14 PM
Skinny latte with sugar free vanilla syrup.
Or
Chai latte
Or
Eggnog latte

Don't mention the syrup!
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 01:40:16 PM
Skinny latte with sugar free vanilla syrup.
Or
Chai latte
Or
Eggnog latte

Don't mention the syrup!
doh:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 01:40:59 PM
I don't get it.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 01:41:26 PM
I don't get it.  shrugs:
[snigger]
 happy100
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 01:43:27 PM
I don't get it.  shrugs:

Stop changing your story every 5 minutes!

Think of figs, as in syrup of. lol:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 03:35:37 PM
Nope, still not there.  eeek:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 03:37:16 PM
Nope, still not there.  eeek:

Syrup of figs = wig. Rhyming slang.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 03:46:58 PM
Nope, still not there.  eeek:
noooo:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 03:49:42 PM
Skinny latte with sugar free vanilla syrup.
Or
Chai latte
Or
Eggnog latte

Eggnog Latte?  sick2: Tried one of those over Christmas NEVER AGAIN

Coffee may not be as healthy as we thought tho Miss D/Wenchy  scared2:

Quote
The coffee you grab on the way to work may contain up to a fifth of your daily recommended calories, a study says.
Some of those tested by Which? topped the scales at almost 400 calories.

Researchers said lashings of full-fat milk, cream and chocolate are the culprits with a skimmed milk cappuccino weighing in at fewer than 30 calories.

The consumer group also found that a burger would be a healthier option than some coffee house snacks after testing products from three leading chains.

They found that one mocha coffee made with full-fat milk added up to 396 calories, and the same coffee with semi-skimmed milk - but topped with whipped cream - contained 326.

The variation between different shops was notable, with the full-fat mocha, cream and chocolate flake from the third branch containing less than 300 calories.

A black coffee contains virtually no calories - an "Americano" tested at one shop had 17.

But even plumping for skimmed milk makes a massive difference, say Which?.

One skimmed milk café latte tested contained 71 calories, while a "skinny" cappuccino, with more froth and less milk, had only 27.

The sandwich and cake counters in coffee shops were not the refuge of the healthy eater, either.

Rich food

While rich chocolate cake slices, predictably, contained more than 600 calories each, even less obviously rich food would pile on the pounds if eaten regularly.

One "fruity flapjack" had a calorie-count of 423, while a cheese and pickle sandwich in another chain topped 500 calories.

The report said: "You might be surprised to know that some coffee shop sandwiches contain more calories, fat and salt than a McDonald's Big Mac."

In the UK, the recommended daily calories for women is 2,000, and 2,500 for men - and a combination of coffee and snack could account for more than half of that allowance.

A spokesperson for Which? said: "Most of the big chains do have information about the nutritional value of their products on their websites.

"But we'd like to see this displayed prominently in their shops, so that customers can see how many calories are in their products."
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 03:56:30 PM
I was never under the impression that they were healthy!  eeek:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2008, 04:09:49 PM
I thought Wenchy is a Boys Toy  confused:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 04:11:01 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2008, 04:12:44 PM
Well why else do you girlies come with all those twiddly bits and other interesting stuff?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 04:13:02 PM
Well why else do you girlies come with all those twiddly bits and other interesting stuuff?
eyes:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 04:17:47 PM
Well why else do you girlies come with all those twiddly bits and other interesting stuff?

True.

And they are easy to wind up as well. whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 04:18:18 PM
Well why else do you girlies come with all those twiddly bits and other interesting stuff?

Erm I think the generally accepted reason is that they are for feeding babies.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 04:20:15 PM
Well why else do you girlies come with all those twiddly bits and other interesting stuff?

Erm I think the generally accepted reason is that they are for feeding babies.

Some of them might be redface:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 04:20:33 PM
Well why else do you girlies come with all those twiddly bits and other interesting stuff?

Erm I think the generally accepted reason is that they are for feeding babies.
rubschin:
Babies eh...? Well I never...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 04:26:29 PM
Well why else do you girlies come with all those twiddly bits and other interesting stuff?

Erm I think the generally accepted reason is that they are for feeding babies.

Some of them might be redface:

I'm now trying to think of other twiddly bits.  eeek:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2008, 04:34:58 PM
Think Knicker Department  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 04:36:29 PM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 04:37:04 PM
Hooded monk.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2008, 04:37:32 PM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:

I expect that is the sort of sound you make too.   lol:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2008, 04:38:06 PM
Hooded monk.

I knew your Avatar reminded me of something.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 04:38:10 PM
 eeek: redface: eeek:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 04:38:22 PM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:

I expect that is the sort of sound you make too.   lol:

Wot, followed by "Bisto"? whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 04:38:52 PM
Hooded monk.

I knew your Avatar reminded me of something.  rubschin:

Tee Hee.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2008, 04:39:30 PM
You naughty boy!
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 04:40:18 PM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:

I expect that is the sort of sound you make too.   lol:

Wot, followed by "Bisto"? whistle:

 sick2: gravy  sick2:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 24, 2008, 04:40:40 PM
Trees? rubschin:
banana trees... which grow?
;D Sorry, I had visions of rows of banana's like carrots.....
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 04:45:37 PM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:

I expect that is the sort of sound you make too.   lol:

Wot, followed by "Bisto"? whistle:

 sick2: gravy  sick2:

Do you not remember the adverts?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2008, 04:48:43 PM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:

I expect that is the sort of sound you make too.   lol:

Wot, followed by "Bisto"? whistle:

 sick2: gravy  sick2:

Do you not remember the adverts?

'Spect she does but many people do not like "Gravy" ~ Call it Sauce and charge £££££s for it in a poncey cafe and they can't get enough.

It's like Sauce Anglaise which is the posh name for Custard ~ proof that you can fool some of the people most of the time.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 04:50:35 PM
You naughty boy!

Moi?

I am sure Wenchy thinks I am as sweet and innocent as an alter boy. (Cough).
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 05:02:53 PM
You naughty boy!

Moi?

I am sure Wenchy thinks I am as sweet and innocent as an alter boy. (Cough).

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 24, 2008, 05:22:22 PM
You naughty boy!

Moi?

I am sure Wenchy thinks I am as sweet and innocent as an alter boy. (Cough).

Well, you're nearly as old as the church they sing in... whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 08:28:14 AM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:

I expect that is the sort of sound you make too.   lol:

Wot, followed by "Bisto"? whistle:

 sick2: gravy  sick2:

Do you not remember the adverts?

'Spect she does but many people do not like "Gravy" ~ Call it Sauce and charge £££££s for it in a poncey cafe and they can't get enough.

It's like Sauce Anglaise which is the posh name for Custard ~ proof that you can fool some of the people most of the time.

Nope I have a dislike of soggy food in general!

As for innocent!  happy001
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 08:34:25 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
I despair.
I go out for one day and you have all descended into toilet humour and innuendo.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2008, 08:35:37 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I despair.
I go out for one day and you have all descended into toilet humour and innuendo.
Been away have you?  point:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 08:37:39 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I despair.
I go out for one day and you have all descended into toilet humour and innuendo.
Been away have you?  point:
Yes, I had an interesting meeting at the public health office.

Their crackdown on bar snacks will be quite effective I hear.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2008, 08:38:19 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I despair.
I go out for one day and you have all descended into toilet humour and innuendo.
Been away have you?  point:
Yes, I had an interesting meeting at the public health office.

Their crackdown on bar snacks will be quite effective I hear.
scared2:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 25, 2008, 09:07:13 AM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:

I expect that is the sort of sound you make too.   lol:

Wot, followed by "Bisto"? whistle:

 sick2: gravy  sick2:

Do you not remember the adverts?

'Spect she does but many people do not like "Gravy" ~ Call it Sauce and charge £££££s for it in a poncey cafe and they can't get enough.

It's like Sauce Anglaise which is the posh name for Custard ~ proof that you can fool some of the people most of the time.

Nope I have a dislike of soggy food in general!

As for innocent!  happy001

Wenchy, how could you! I am devastated!  sad24:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 25, 2008, 09:31:38 AM
You naughty boy!

Moi?

I am sure Wenchy thinks I am as sweet and innocent as an alter boy. (Cough).

Well, you're nearly as old as the church they sing in... whistle:

I wonder where this candle could go?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 25, 2008, 10:17:54 AM
You naughty boy!

Moi?

I am sure Wenchy thinks I am as sweet and innocent as an alter boy. (Cough).

Well, you're nearly as old as the church they sing in... whistle:

I wonder where this candle could go?

 scared2: Annoyed Yoda I have  scared2:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2008, 10:18:36 AM
You naughty boy!

Moi?

I am sure Wenchy thinks I am as sweet and innocent as an alter boy. (Cough).

Well, you're nearly as old as the church they sing in... whistle:

I wonder where this candle could go?

 scared2: Annoyed Yoda I have  scared2:

Got on his wick perhaps?
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 10:18:49 AM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:

I expect that is the sort of sound you make too.   lol:

Wot, followed by "Bisto"? whistle:

 sick2: gravy  sick2:

Do you not remember the adverts?

'Spect she does but many people do not like "Gravy" ~ Call it Sauce and charge £££££s for it in a poncey cafe and they can't get enough.

It's like Sauce Anglaise which is the posh name for Custard ~ proof that you can fool some of the people most of the time.

Nope I have a dislike of soggy food in general!

As for innocent!  happy001

Wenchy, how could you! I am devastated!  sad24:

 redface:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 10:22:41 AM
Ahhhhhh!  redface:

I expect that is the sort of sound you make too.   lol:

Wot, followed by "Bisto"? whistle:

 sick2: gravy  sick2:

Do you not remember the adverts?

'Spect she does but many people do not like "Gravy" ~ Call it Sauce and charge £££££s for it in a poncey cafe and they can't get enough.

It's like Sauce Anglaise which is the posh name for Custard ~ proof that you can fool some of the people most of the time.

Nope I have a dislike of soggy food in general!

As for innocent!  happy001

Wenchy, how could you! I am devastated!  sad24:

 redface:

Really upset Yoda Wenchy has.  eeek:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 25, 2008, 10:34:57 AM
Distraught I am.

Difficulty with posting have I. sad24:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 10:41:36 AM
Pint of youngs Wenchy should buy to make up for it.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 25, 2008, 10:45:18 AM
Pint of youngs Wenchy should buy to make up for it.

She has trouble finding her way to where I drink.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 10:47:56 AM
 redface:

Wenchy has many problems.

 redface:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 10:49:21 AM
redface:

Wenchy has many problems.

 redface:

Touch that one with a bargepole will I not. Too fond of like I am  noooo:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 25, 2008, 10:50:27 AM
redface:

Wenchy has many problems.

 redface:

Normal is that.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2008, 12:10:09 PM
A rubber-band gun...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2008, 07:56:36 PM
redface:

Wenchy has many problems.

 redface:

Normal is that.

Playing with fire while skating on thin ice is that  eeek:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 09:12:55 AM
redface:

Wenchy has many problems.

 redface:

Normal is that.

Playing with fire while skating on thin ice is that  eeek:

Only the truth I speak.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 10:01:46 AM
He's right.  sad24:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 11:21:03 AM
USB controlled missile launcher

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thinkgeek.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fzoom%2Frocket_launcher_v2.jpg&hash=c3e6477555e20dd49f2bf1b0cc39e4ac4ad61370)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/8bc4/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/8bc4/)

Good for dealing with the office pest...  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2008, 11:22:02 AM
Watch out Wenchy then!
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 11:42:45 AM
A treat for you all


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Try

http://www.4frontstore.com
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2008, 11:54:55 AM
A treat for you all


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Try

http://www.4frontstore.com


<<I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE, I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE, I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE, I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE!!!>>
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 11:56:52 AM
<Snigger>
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 12:51:47 PM
A treat for you all


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1PtIzA.jpg&hash=b3f455838fcd8db0a84a3b8a8b9848c457ace200) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1PtIzA)

Try

http://www.4frontstore.com


<<I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE, I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE, I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE, I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE!!!>>

Modelled for Lucas he did..  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 30, 2008, 03:29:14 PM
A treat for you all


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1PtIzA.jpg&hash=b3f455838fcd8db0a84a3b8a8b9848c457ace200) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1PtIzA)

Try

http://www.4frontstore.com


<<I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE, I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE, I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE, I MUST NOT MENTION THE RESEMBLANCE!!!>>

Modelled for Lucas he did..  whistle:

Clothes on, I kept.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2008, 04:41:37 PM
Relieved we are, too horrible to contemplate the alternative is  eeek:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 08:55:01 AM
Relieved we are, too horrible to contemplate the alternative is  eeek:

Honed finely I am.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 09:55:28 AM
Figure like a racing snake he has ... or so they say.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 10:25:45 AM
A rubber-band gun...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I make myself clear  evil:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 10:57:11 AM
Figure like a racing snake he has ... or so they say.

Sylph-like.
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 11:16:05 AM
A rubber-band gun...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I make myself clear  evil:

Aw go on, imagine the fun you could have using it on him when he's not expecting it LL......  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 12:34:07 PM
A rubber-band gun...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I make myself clear  evil:

Aw go on, imagine the fun you could have using it on him when he's not expecting it LL......  whistle:

Now that suggestion puts a whole new perspective on things  lol:
Does it go around corners though ?  Asking cos he spends so much time down in his basement office (working  noooo: noooo: noooo:) that I'd have to fire it down and then around the spiral staircase  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 12:35:43 PM
Not as far as I know but there is nothing to stop you from peppering him when he is behind the bar, would also provide entertainment to the patrons...  eyes:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 12:49:20 PM
We want to see it working. Post the vid on You Tube evil:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 01:28:20 PM
A rubber-band gun...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I make myself clear  evil:
No...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:29:02 PM
I will buy him one!
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 01:29:41 PM
I will buy him one!
cloud9:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 01:31:44 PM
Its the Disintegrator gatling gun LL so you can pick it up and chase him round with it...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.disintegrator.co.uk%2Fimages%2FIMG_3298.jpg&hash=e029cfc372bb12c8bada12f0b8ca57a70c7a1465)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4)
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2016, 02:57:41 PM
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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2016, 03:21:20 PM
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 rubschin:

ebay >>> spherical magnets >>> £14.50
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2016, 03:34:35 PM
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 rubschin:

ebay >>> spherical magnets >>> £14.50

Commision..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2016, 03:49:11 PM
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 rubschin:

ebay >>> spherical magnets >>> £14.50

Commision..... rubschin:

Just buy me a drink next time we meet up...  ;)
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2016, 03:50:19 PM
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 rubschin:

ebay >>> spherical magnets >>> £14.50

Commision..... rubschin:

Just buy me a drink next time we meet up...  ;)

I'm out that day.......... whistle:  I'll buy the chips at yours.....
Title: Re: Boy's Toys
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2016, 03:53:38 PM
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 rubschin:

ebay >>> spherical magnets >>> £14.50

Commision..... rubschin:

Just buy me a drink next time we meet up...  ;)

I'm out that day.......... whistle:  I'll buy the chips at yours.....

 cloud9:

Which colour...?  rubschin:


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