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Title: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 08:10:57 AM: We all forgot Nick’s Birthday with the excitement of Snoopy’s illness and everything.

Happy Birthday Nick!

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You should have dropped more hints.
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2008, 08:19:20 AM: When was it? The calendar only notes that we missed Grumpmeister's birthday - 11th (33)

Oh, Happy Birthday Nick ~ whenever confused:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 08:29:44 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2008, 08:19:20 AM
When was it? The calendar only notes that we missed Grumpmeister's birthday - 11th (33)

Oh, Happy Birthday Nick ~ whenever confused:
Saturday I think... whistle:

Of and Happy Birthday Grumpmeister too!
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2008, 08:58:06 AM: His horoscope would have been worth a read.

Happy birthday anyway.
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: garga on January 22, 2008, 10:14:35 AM: happy birthday NİCK.
Dogum yılın kutlu olsun.
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Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 10:37:11 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2008, 08:58:06 AM
His horoscope would have been worth a read.

Happy birthday anyway.

Mine or Nick's? rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 10:45:37 AM: My birthday is on June 1st so you have plenty of time to save up for a large present, party, etc. whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 11:04:49 AM: Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2008, 10:45:37 AM
My birthday is on June 1st so you have plenty of time to save up for a large hairpiece, party, etc. whistle:

Corrected it for you BM whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 11:05:18 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 11:04:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2008, 10:45:37 AM
My birthday is on June 1st so you have plenty of time to save up for a large hairpiece, party, etc. whistle:

Corrected it for you BM whistle:
doh:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:23:01 AM: Thank you all. I had a perfectly horrid day. A home baked cake looked exactly like a cowpat ::). We had to visit my MIL who has flu, so now we have all got flu. Mrs Nick bought me some DVDs all marked "Reduced to Clear" eeek:

And my mobile phone was actually peed on by the cat and now refuses to work cussing:

And I am still recovering from yesterday's school trip. One of the teachers got on the bus carrying a large bucket. I asked her why. "For when they are sick" eeek:

It was used in anger at least 4 times sick2:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 11:23:52 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:23:01 AM
Thank you all. I had a perfectly horrid day. A home baked cake looked exactly like a cowpat ::). We had to visit my MIL who has flu, so now we have all got flu. Mrs Nick bought me some DVDs all marked "Reduced to Clear" eeek:

And my mobile phone was actually peed on by the cat and now refuses to work cussing:

Flu or Man Flu? scared2:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:25:17 AM: Flu evil:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 11:27:15 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:23:01 AM
And my mobile phone was actually peed on by the cat and now refuses to work cussing:

eeek: I'm assuming that you havent had it up to your ear and tried to use it. No dont tell me, this is one of those times where ignorance is bliss eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 11:27:31 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:25:17 AM
Flu evil:
Not too bad then... noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 11:28:14 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:23:01 AM
Thank you all. I had a perfectly horrid day. A home baked cake looked exactly like a cowpat ::). We had to visit my MIL who has flu, so now we have all got flu. Mrs Nick bought me some DVDs all marked "Reduced to Clear" eeek:

And my mobile phone was actually peed on by the cat and now refuses to work cussing:

And I am still recovering from yesterday's school trip. One of the teachers got on the bus carrying a large bucket. I asked her why. "For when they are sick" eeek:

It was used in anger at least 4 times sick2:

How did you get roped into the school trip? shrugs:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:34:59 AM: I was "volunteered". Appropriately it was a visit to an exhibition about slavery evil:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 11:35:23 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:34:59 AM
I was "volunteered". Appropriately it was a visit to an exhibition about slavery evil:
How ironic... whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 11:39:33 AM: I just have an image of a bus load of schoolkids singing on the way to the exhibition:

'Wake up in the morning running from Nick-ah. Dont want to get caught in a calamiiiiiiityyy

Oooooooooh

Nooooooooo

The bus is alight'

whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:41:38 AM: They sang all the way there and all the way back evil:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 11:42:30 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2008, 11:41:38 AM
They sang that song all the way there and all the way back evil:

Amended Nick point:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 09:13:38 AM: Mr Wench doesn't do vomit. Every school trip he goes on he demands an extra female parent because he refuses to touch sprog vomit. noooo: Especially pink haribo vomit.
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2008, 09:33:45 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 09:13:38 AM
Mr Wench doesn't do vomit. Every school trip he goes on he demands an extra female parent because he refuses to touch sprog vomit. noooo: Especially pink haribo vomit.

Well at least that proves he hasn't got an "undeclared" family tucked away from you. whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 09:43:33 AM: True. Every cloud and all that. rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Miss Piggy on January 23, 2008, 07:13:35 PM: Belated Happy Birthday's to Nickadoodledo lol: and Grumpymiser l lol:

Kisses and hugs (virtual of course)
Landland and Miss P
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 08:51:09 AM: Quote from: Miss Piggy on January 23, 2008, 07:13:35 PM
Belated Happy Birthday's to Nickadoodledo lol: and Grumpymiser l lol:

Kisses and hugs (virtual of course)
Landland and Miss P
Who has a birthday next then? rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 08:59:22 AM: Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 08:51:09 AM
Quote from: Miss Piggy on January 23, 2008, 07:13:35 PM
Belated Happy Birthday's to Nickadoodledo lol: and Grumpymiser l lol:

Kisses and hugs (virtual of course)
Landland and Miss P
Who has a birthday next then? rubschin:

Is it you? ::)
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:04:18 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 08:59:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 08:51:09 AM
Quote from: Miss Piggy on January 23, 2008, 07:13:35 PM
Belated Happy Birthday's to Nickadoodledo lol: and Grumpymiser l lol:

Kisses and hugs (virtual of course)
Landland and Miss P
Who has a birthday next then? rubschin:

Is it you? ::)
Nope! whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 09:04:55 AM: Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:04:18 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 08:59:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 08:51:09 AM
Quote from: Miss Piggy on January 23, 2008, 07:13:35 PM
Belated Happy Birthday's to Nickadoodledo lol: and Grumpymiser l lol:

Kisses and hugs (virtual of course)
Landland and Miss P
Who has a birthday next then? rubschin:

Is it you? ::)
Nope! whistle:

Ahhhh LL then!
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:05:53 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 09:04:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:04:18 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 08:59:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 08:51:09 AM
Quote from: Miss Piggy on January 23, 2008, 07:13:35 PM
Belated Happy Birthday's to Nickadoodledo lol: and Grumpymiser l lol:

Kisses and hugs (virtual of course)
Landland and Miss P
Who has a birthday next then? rubschin:

Is it you? ::)
Nope! whistle:

Ahhhh LL then!
Indeed...
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 09:16:51 AM: Mine's March.

Pisces.
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2008, 10:49:36 AM: Quote from: Miss Piggy on January 23, 2008, 07:13:35 PM
Belated Happy Birthday's to Nickadoodledo lol: and Grumpymiser l lol:

Kisses and hugs (virtual of course)
Landland and Miss P

I need real ones evil:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 11:12:11 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 10:49:36 AM
Quote from: Miss Piggy on January 23, 2008, 07:13:35 PM
Belated Happy Birthday's to Nickadoodledo lol: and Grumpymiser l lol:

Kisses and hugs (virtual of course)
Landland and Miss P

I need real ones evil:
Wasssuuuppp? happy100
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 11:14:56 AM: Given that you are talking to Nick do you really have a couple of years free to hear whats gone wrong lately? whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2008, 11:20:44 AM: Very dodgy internet connection. Gales. BT will be here tomorrow evil:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 24, 2008, 01:40:16 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 11:20:44 AM
Very dodgy internet connection. Gales. BT will be here tomorrow evil:

happy001 happy001 happy001

I admire your gullibility old fella!
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 03:32:35 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 11:20:44 AM
Very dodgy internet connection. Gales. BT will be here tomorrow evil:

Seeing as Darwin isnt here I have some magic beans that will fix your connection in seconds eyes:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 04:21:17 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 11:20:44 AM
Very dodgy internet connection. Gales. BT will be here tomorrow evil:

Seeing as Darwin isnt here I have some magic beans that will fix your connection in seconds eyes:
Can he order them on-line? happy001
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 04:26:01 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 04:21:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 11:20:44 AM
Very dodgy internet connection. Gales. BT will be here tomorrow evil:

Seeing as Darwin isnt here I have some magic beans that will fix your connection in seconds eyes:
Can he order them on-line? happy001

If you make a donation at www.wenchytatfund.com then we will send you some complimentry magic beans.
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2008, 04:36:46 PM: Speaking of Tat Mountains ~ Landlady sent me some lovely flowers from you all (Thank You again) .............
Mrs Snoopy has bagged all the ribbons, bows and decorative cellophane and added it to her Tat mountain ::)
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 04:37:53 PM: Excellent!

Glad they didn't go to waste! I always keep them too. redface:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 08:36:04 AM: I am watching this magic bean intrusion carefully.

Any more and it will be horses-head-on-pillow time. evil:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 10:54:37 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 08:36:04 AM
I am watching this magic bean intrusion carefully.

Any more and it will be horses-head-on-pillow time. evil:

DS you are the man from whom all magic beans originate! Where do you think we are getting them from? I certainly don't have a magic bean tree!
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 11:10:10 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 08:36:04 AM
I am watching this magic bean intrusion carefully.

Any more and it will be horses-head-on-pillow time. evil:

DS you are the man from whom all magic beans originate! Where do you think we are getting them from? I certainly don't have a magic bean tree!
rubschin:
I think you sneak in and steal my seed in the night.
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2008, 11:11:19 AM: You should be so lucky whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 11:15:03 AM: Snoopy! eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2008, 11:16:45 AM: redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 11:27:36 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2008, 11:16:45 AM
redface: redface: redface:

You do seem a little, well, umm, reved up today. eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2008, 11:29:42 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 11:27:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2008, 11:16:45 AM
redface: redface: redface:

You do seem a little, well, umm, reved up today. eeek:

If you mean randy I must plead guilty & blame the medication.
~ but I can do nothing about it 'cept talk.
rubschin: Which was Mrs S#1's idea of oral sex as I recall. ;)
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 11:30:19 AM: :lalalala
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2008, 11:35:54 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 11:20:44 AM
Very dodgy internet connection. Gales. BT will be here tomorrow evil:
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Ahem...

I guess BT haven't turned up then? whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: tel on January 25, 2008, 11:37:43 AM: This is more entertaining though.
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 11:38:39 AM: Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2008, 11:35:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 11:20:44 AM
Very dodgy internet connection. Gales. BT will be here tomorrow evil:
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Ahem...

I guess BT haven't turned up then? whistle:

Given he isn't here I imagine not! point:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 11:40:30 AM: Prolly just as well, I'm not sure I want to face the wrath on Nick after the rampant rabbit remark scared2:
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 11:51:57 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 11:30:19 AM
:lalalala
I think that may be binaural sex Wenchy.
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: tel on January 25, 2008, 12:18:41 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 11:40:30 AM
Prolly just as well, I'm not sure I want to face the wrath on Nick after the rampant rabbit remark scared2:

Nick calls it a "lawnmower"!

It's a labour saving device anyway, cuts down on the manual effort.
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 12:21:23 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2008, 11:51:57 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 11:30:19 AM
:lalalala
I think that may be binaural sex Wenchy.

:lalalala
Title: Re: Nick's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 12:52:46 PM: Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 12:18:41 PM
Nick calls it a "lawnmower"!

Funny you should mention that...

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2631.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2631.0)

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