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Title: I'm just nipping out a while
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2008, 08:24:40 AM

I need to tidy the decking!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/21/nplanks121.xml



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Title: Re: I'm just nipping out a while
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2008, 08:33:57 AM

That’ll be a new line of business for the pikeys – can I interest you in having your garden decked, I’ve a little timber left over from another job…’  ::)

Title: Re: I'm just nipping out a while
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2008, 12:43:56 PM

WARNING - POLITICALLY INCORRECT POSTING FOLLOWS

Homeowners have been warned about 3 keys that can open 70% of house doors, 82% of cars and 90% of padlocks. These keys are called dar-keys, pak-keys and pie-keys!

Title: Re: I'm just nipping out a while
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2008, 12:57:52 PM

Quote from: Just One More on January 21, 2008, 12:43:56 PM

WARNING - POLITICALLY INCORRECT POSTING FOLLOWS

Homeowners have been warned about 3 keys that can open 70% of house doors, 82% of cars and 90% of padlocks. These keys are called dar-keys, pak-keys and pie-keys!

lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: I'm just nipping out a while
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2008, 01:11:21 PM

Quote from: Just One More on January 21, 2008, 12:43:56 PM

WARNING - POLITICALLY INCORRECT POSTING FOLLOWS

Homeowners have been warned about 3 keys that can open 70% of house doors, 82% of cars and 90% of padlocks. These keys are called dar-keys, pak-keys and pie-keys!

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