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Title: Where was BM last night
Post by: Landlady on January 16, 2008, 05:54:55 PM
Want to know more details?????????

Clues are: Slow, slow, quick, quick slow (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nick's brain perhaps  eeek:)
              Simply come what ??????????????????

Intriguing eh what  whistle: 
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2008, 05:59:23 PM
Slow, slow, quick, quick slow ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Risking his eyesight?
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Landlady on January 16, 2008, 06:08:12 PM
Slow, slow, quick, quick slow ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Risking his eyesight?

to risk phara phrasing Nick - que?
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:11:57 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Landlady on January 16, 2008, 06:13:55 PM
redface:

Ohhhhhh - what a mover or do I mean hoover  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2008, 06:15:24 PM
I can't guess.

All he does seems to be slow, slow, slow-slow-slow.  whistle:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:16:20 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesewingoutlet.com%2Fvacuums%2Fimages%2Fhoover-u5298large.jpg&hash=3d58a2af66a85b060391c2818bf6b1736fdbb4c6)
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Landlady on January 16, 2008, 06:18:22 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesewingoutlet.com%2Fvacuums%2Fimages%2Fhoover-u5298large.jpg&hash=3d58a2af66a85b060391c2818bf6b1736fdbb4c6)
 rubschin:

Dip me baby - dip me  shocked003
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2008, 06:19:18 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesewingoutlet.com%2Fvacuums%2Fimages%2Fhoover-u5298large.jpg&hash=3d58a2af66a85b060391c2818bf6b1736fdbb4c6)
 rubschin:

"Bagless" eh?

 rubschin:

A divorce?
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Landlady on January 16, 2008, 06:24:20 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesewingoutlet.com%2Fvacuums%2Fimages%2Fhoover-u5298large.jpg&hash=3d58a2af66a85b060391c2818bf6b1736fdbb4c6)
 rubschin:

"Bagless" eh?

 rubschin:

A divorce?

He wishes  evil:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:24:47 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:26:57 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:29:17 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:39:53 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2008, 06:41:10 PM
Heavens to Betsy noooo:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:53:00 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc)  followed by   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2008, 07:10:28 PM
"Don't look Ethel"
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2008, 07:57:29 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

Well he wouldnt want to be blinding everyone at the wedding with the light reflecting off his head and seeing as his hair transplant fund has now been gutted he's having to improvise with some shag pile  point:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2008, 08:33:29 PM
Eh?
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 10:48:50 AM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc)  followed by   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2008, 10:50:18 AM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:


















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc)  followed by   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
What about you?  whistle:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2008, 10:50:32 AM
Such a sensitive soul noooo:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2008, 10:51:19 AM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:


















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc)  followed by   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
What about you?  whistle:

Mrs Nick is in the post. Beware, she has tweezers
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2008, 10:55:36 AM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:


















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc)  followed by   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
What about you?  whistle:

Mrs Captain Calamity is in the post. Beware, she has tweezers
scared2:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2008, 11:02:02 AM
This word substitution business is getting irritating Baldy Baldy Bastard. evil:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2008, 11:06:20 AM
This word substitution business is getting irritating Baldy Baldy Bastard. evil:
A truce perhaps?  whistle:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2008, 11:07:03 AM
Too late. The ankle biter is in the post!
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2008, 11:09:00 AM
Too late. The ankle biter is in the post!
I only check the post every couple of weeks... and she won't fit in our PO Box anyway...  point:

Did you put a return address on the package?  whistle:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2008, 11:10:42 AM
Nope. It's a crate. I have given her some water and some biscuits eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2008, 11:13:24 AM
Nope. It's a crate. I have given her some water and some biscuits eveilgrin:
Well, Andreas the postman will burn the crate prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2008, 11:14:37 AM
Buy him some ear plugs eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Landlady on January 17, 2008, 08:15:17 PM
Buy him some ear plugs eveilgrin:

Careful you you might not get Mrs. N back  sad24:
Andreas (nice chap) is known as a bit of a 'man of the night' over here and, of course, we all know what that means  eyes:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2008, 11:41:12 PM
Buy him some ear plugs eveilgrin:

Careful you you might not get Mrs. N back  sad24:
Andreas (nice chap) is known as a bit of a 'man of the night' over here and, of course, we all know what that means  eyes:
Vampire?
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: tel on January 18, 2008, 09:01:47 AM
Buy him some ear plugs eveilgrin:

Careful you you might not get Mrs. N back  sad24:
Andreas (nice chap) is known as a bit of a 'man of the night' over here and, of course, we all know what that means  eyes:
Vampire?

Burglar.
Title: Re: Where was BM last night
Post by: Landlady on January 18, 2008, 09:06:19 AM
Vampire - funny but WRONG
Burglar - also funny but WRONG

Neither of you get's an orange today  ::)
Title: Re: Where was BM last night
Post by: tel on January 18, 2008, 09:08:00 AM
Unzip a banana?

Will go over most peoples heads, methinks.
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: Bar Wench on January 18, 2008, 09:12:49 AM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:


















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc)  followed by   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
What about you?  whistle:

It's like thinking about your Mum and Dad doing it!  sick2:
Title: Re: Where was Top Man last night
Post by: tel on January 18, 2008, 09:27:03 AM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:


















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc)  followed by   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
What about you?  whistle:

It's like thinking about your Mum and Dad doing it!  sick2:

Sad.
Title: Re: Where was BM last night
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2008, 09:37:55 AM
Unzip a banana?

Will go over most peoples heads, methinks.
We don't all spend our lives kneeling down.