The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Landlady on January 16, 2008, 05:54:55 PM
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Want to know more details?????????
Clues are: Slow, slow, quick, quick slow (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nick's brain perhaps eeek:)
Simply come what ??????????????????
Intriguing eh what whistle:
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Slow, slow, quick, quick slow ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Risking his eyesight?
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Slow, slow, quick, quick slow ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Risking his eyesight?
to risk phara phrasing Nick - que?
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redface:
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redface:
Ohhhhhh - what a mover or do I mean hoover rubschin:
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I can't guess.
All he does seems to be slow, slow, slow-slow-slow. whistle:
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
Dip me baby - dip me shocked003
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rubschin:
"Bagless" eh?
rubschin:
A divorce?
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rubschin:
"Bagless" eh?
rubschin:
A divorce?
He wishes evil:
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after eyes:
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after eyes:
Before... ;)
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Heavens to Betsy noooo:
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after eyes:
Before... ;)
Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc) followed by (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)
Makes sense to me now. whistle:
Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.
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"Don't look Ethel"
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
Well he wouldnt want to be blinding everyone at the wedding with the light reflecting off his head and seeing as his hair transplant fund has now been gutted he's having to improvise with some shag pile point:
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Eh?
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after eyes:
Before... ;)
Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc) followed by (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)
Makes sense to me now. whistle:
Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.
Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?! eeek:
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after eyes:
Before... ;)
Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc) followed by (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)
Makes sense to me now. whistle:
Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.
Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?! eeek:
What about you? whistle:
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Such a sensitive soul noooo:
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after eyes:
Before... ;)
Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc) followed by (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)
Makes sense to me now. whistle:
Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.
Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?! eeek:
What about you? whistle:
Mrs Nick is in the post. Beware, she has tweezers
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after eyes:
Before... ;)
Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc) followed by (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)
Makes sense to me now. whistle:
Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.
Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?! eeek:
What about you? whistle:
Mrs Captain Calamity is in the post. Beware, she has tweezers
scared2:
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This word substitution business is getting irritating Baldy Baldy Bastard. evil:
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This word substitution business is getting irritating Baldy Baldy Bastard. evil:
A truce perhaps? whistle:
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Too late. The ankle biter is in the post!
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Too late. The ankle biter is in the post!
I only check the post every couple of weeks... and she won't fit in our PO Box anyway... point:
Did you put a return address on the package? whistle:
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Nope. It's a crate. I have given her some water and some biscuits eveilgrin:
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Nope. It's a crate. I have given her some water and some biscuits eveilgrin:
Well, Andreas the postman will burn the crate prolly... whistle:
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Buy him some ear plugs eveilgrin:
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Buy him some ear plugs eveilgrin:
Careful you you might not get Mrs. N back sad24:
Andreas (nice chap) is known as a bit of a 'man of the night' over here and, of course, we all know what that means eyes:
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Buy him some ear plugs eveilgrin:
Careful you you might not get Mrs. N back sad24:
Andreas (nice chap) is known as a bit of a 'man of the night' over here and, of course, we all know what that means eyes:
Vampire?
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Buy him some ear plugs eveilgrin:
Careful you you might not get Mrs. N back sad24:
Andreas (nice chap) is known as a bit of a 'man of the night' over here and, of course, we all know what that means eyes:
Vampire?
Burglar.
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Vampire - funny but WRONG
Burglar - also funny but WRONG
Neither of you get's an orange today ::)
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Unzip a banana?
Will go over most peoples heads, methinks.
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after eyes:
Before... ;)
Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc) followed by (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)
Makes sense to me now. whistle:
Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.
Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?! eeek:
What about you? whistle:
It's like thinking about your Mum and Dad doing it! sick2:
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Not "Cutting a Rug?" eveilgrin:
And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:
I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after eyes:
Before... ;)
Ah! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance011.gif&hash=47dd0b94ace4dbfb356aa355c88064b16bc3cccc) followed by (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsex012.gif&hash=134b985c41d705030d30ca8cc7dc03a42e773ae2)
Makes sense to me now. whistle:
Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.
Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?! eeek:
What about you? whistle:
It's like thinking about your Mum and Dad doing it! sick2:
Sad.
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Unzip a banana?
Will go over most peoples heads, methinks.
We don't all spend our lives kneeling down.