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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on January 14, 2008, 04:28:52 PM
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Not kidding! point:
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eeek:
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Oh bloody hell, we;ve tuned into Barman's Minds Fantasy Channel eeek:
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He's not alone in there.
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whistle:
Wenchy started it...
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BM I can see an imminent Darwin Award here..... eeek:
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PREversion? rubschin:
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That's when she gets to come first.
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drumroll:
I guess Wench won't get that noooo:
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Is it ever any different? eeek:
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Que?
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I miss a day because of investigation at work and I come back to this, whatever it is.
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Now I see. It is when I type q u e ? that that comes up. Bastardo!!
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I miss a day because of investigation at work and I come back to this, whatever it is.
Tell us more!! eyes:
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Still working on it. Think I've nailed the sod though, awaiting confirmation of my suspicions from comms company.
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Now I see. It is when I type q u e ? that that comes up. Bastardo!!
doh:
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<snigger>
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que?
so it does
point:
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Que?
You see!! eveilgrin:
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que
What sort of investigation?
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Now I see. It is when I type q u e ? that that comes up. Bastardo!!
doh:
One could have some fun with that facility! lol:
rubschin:
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Now I see. It is when I type q u e ? that that comes up. Bastardo!!
doh:
One could have some fun with that facility! lol:
rubschin:
We did some time ago as I recall.
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evil:
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Now I see. It is when I type q u e ? that that comes up. Bastardo!!
doh:
One could have some fun with that facility! lol:
rubschin:
We did some time ago as I recall.
I don't remember that. eeek:
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Now I see. It is when I type q u e ? that that comes up. Bastardo!!
doh:
One could have some fun with that facility! lol:
rubschin:
You mean you could set it so typing Nick automatically brings up Captain Calamity?
rubschin:
oh Wenchy dear............. whistle:
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Now I see. It is when I type q u e ? that that comes up. Bastardo!!
doh:
One could have some fun with that facility! lol:
rubschin:
We did some time ago as I recall.
I don't remember that. eeek:
::)
Perhaps it was in the boy's room... whistle:
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Now I see. It is when I type q u e ? that that comes up. Bastardo!!
doh:
One could have some fun with that facility! lol:
rubschin:
We did some time ago as I recall.
I don't remember that. eeek:
I can't remember where but we did it to you at one point.
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eeek:
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Also to BM it seems
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Go on Wenchy, you know you want to eyes:
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You try typing in BM then!
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Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard
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Nothing Nick point:
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Look again! eveilgrin:
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Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard
que rubschin:
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Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard
que rubschin:
Nick can't do anything... he'd have to beg Wenchy or Snoopy to change it! whistle:
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point:
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True, BM but you have the power to change Nick to Captain Calamity and seeing as he has been getting another member to repeatedly call you a 'Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard' it seems a fitting reply.... whistle:
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True, Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard but you have the power to change Nick to Captain Calamity and seeing as he has been getting another member to repeatedly call you a 'Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard' it seems a fitting reply.... whistle:
When we changed 'Nick' to 'Hunky' I seem to remember some Perambulator toy excursions so I won’t do it again… whistle:
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Try typing in B M but without the space you idiot
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True, Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard but you have the power to change Nick to Captain Calamity and seeing as he has been getting another member to repeatedly call you a 'Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard' it seems a fitting reply.... whistle:
When we changed 'Nick' to 'Hunky' I seem to remember some Perambulator toy excursions so I won’t do it again… whistle:
evil:
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BM
Ok easy solution there BM, make me a mod for the day..... eyes:
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True, Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard but you have the power to change Nick to Captain Calamity and seeing as he has been getting another member to repeatedly call you a 'Baldy Baldy Ginger Bastard' it seems a fitting reply.... whistle:
When we changed 'Nick' to 'Hunky' I seem to remember some Perambulator toy excursions so I won’t do it again… whistle:
evil:
point: char090
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Top Man
Ok easy solution there Top Man, make me a mod for the day..... eyes:
whistle:
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Que?
Oh I give up noooo:
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Top Man
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Nah, doesn't work evil:
BM
point:
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You changed it. Bastardo!
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It's all got terribly out of hand!
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As the Actress said to the Bishop.
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;)
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Ha eveilgrin:
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You changed it. Bastardo!
whistle: Did I?
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You changed it. Bastardo!
whistle: Did I?
Oh BM when you will learn?
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When Wenchy Big-Arse-46DD-joins in
Praps scared2:
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You changed it. Bastardo!
whistle: Did I?
Oh Top Man when you will learn?
Never! Banghead
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This is giving me a headache.
Back to digging for dirt for me.
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When Wenchy Big-Arse-46DD-joins in
Praps scared2:
You do realise you are asking for it now Nick point:
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For what? Death by Wenchy? You send her round like Dawn French for an obliteration scared2:
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After your earlier comment something tells me wild horses wouldnt be able to stop Wenchy going all dark side on you.... scared2:
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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A few words of wisdom for you: never EVER say a woman has a big arse, even in jest. There isnt enough life insurance on the planet to cover that much fury unleashed, even more so with Darth Wenchy eeek:
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I am considering my options! eveilgrin:
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Big arse, I wager
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Big arse, I wager
Doesn't he manage Arsenal? rubschin:
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Nah, but dangerous cremation. Could be like a firework diplay.
BM
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B M
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Baldy Bastard eveilgrin:
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I am considering my options! eveilgrin:
Before you exact your revenge Wenchy can I point out that Captain Calamity performs a vital service on this site. It doesnt matter how lousy a day you have all you have to do is look at one of his posts and you realise it could be much much worse.
So in the interests of member morale can you avoid doing anything permanent please noooo:
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What started all of this?
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What started all of this?
Nick of course... noooo:
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What started all of this?
Nick is supposed to be working but, because he is bored, he is prevaricating.
Shortly he may remember he should be at the school to pick up The Boy and transport him to after-school activities.
I, on the other hand, am working and popping in here every so often to make sure no-one has killed anyone yet.
I too have to do the school run and thence the activities run but my two Boys are in After-school Club until five.
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What started all of this?
Nick is supposed to be working but, because he is bored, he is prevaricating.
Shortly he may remember he should be at the school to pick up The Boy and transport him to after-school activities.
Swimming... whistle:
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Y'Know ~ I think you're right. Tuesday is swimming.
BTW I may have found him a mate
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Y'Know ~ I think you're right. Tuesday is swimming.
BTW I may have found him a mate
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Aaaahhh... they'll be very happy together I'm sure... whistle:
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What started all of this?
Nick of course... noooo:
Yes, but where from?
What gave him this idea?
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What started all of this?
Nick of course... noooo:
Yes, but where from?
What gave him this idea?
What Idea?
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The idea to spout nonsense? Surely that is a lifestyle choice he has made!
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Surrounded by idiots, I am.
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Strong here, the farce is.
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Use the farce young Grumpmeister
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Q u e
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Use the farce young Grumpmeister
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Use the farce I dare not, lest turn into another Captain Calamity may I scared2:
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Q u e ?
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Q u e ?
Que?
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Que?
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YOU SEE!! evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
Bastardo!
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Captain Calamity, we've known you need help for a long time now. Unfortunately you may be a lost cause on that front point:
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YOU SEE!! evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
Bastardo!
Que?
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Captain Calamity, we've known you need help for a long time now. Unfortunately you may be a lost cause on that front point:
Hey I wrote Captain Calamity, not Captain Calamity!
Excellent point:
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evil:
Baldy Baldy Bastard!
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Just kidding Nick...
By the way, would you be interested in buying this bridge I've inherited the deeds for... eyes:
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Pardon?
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evil:
Baldy Baldy Bastard!
Que?
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Pardon?
Typing Nick doesnt immediatly bring up Captain Calamity old boy whistle:
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Yet eveilgrin:
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Yet eveilgrin:
Go on Snoops, BM keeps chickening out. Something about Nick-o-Rays and losing his last strand of hair happy088
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whistle:
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evil:
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Whats wrong Nick whistle:
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evil:
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evil:
point:
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evil:
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It could be worse Nick, BM could always work out how to change your account name to match without messing up your login..... whistle:
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evil:
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rubschin:
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shrugs:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Its when Snoops does his best to look innocent that you really have to start worrying Nick whistle:
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Its when Snoops does his best to look innocent that you really have to start worrying Captain Calamity whistle:
angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: whacky007 whacky007 whacky007 whacky007 thatsit: thatsit: thatsit: thatsit: thatsit: thatsit:
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You forgot one Nick old boy:
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evil:
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I cant help but have the impression that any members who have been away for a while or newbies thinking about signing up here are going to be running for the hills after wading through this thread. whistle:
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Eh?
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I cant help but have the impression that any members who have been away for a while or newbies thinking about signing up here are going to be running for the hills after wading through this thread. whistle:
You are not wrong there!
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Mind you Darwin, its a safe bet Nick has that effect on people generally point:
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What? eveilgrin:
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What? eveilgrin:
The verb 'to evacuate' may be transitive or intransitive, as I am sure you know.
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Quite so eveilgrin:
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Not sure about 'newbies' but I'm thinking of running for the hills. eeek:
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Do you require a map? eveilgrin:
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Sat-nav, I'm planning to drive.
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tunble:
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If you are giving him directions Nick poor Mort is likely to end up in the middle of the Atlantic whistle:
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I will be taking the train. I could be some time. sad24:
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x marks the spot?
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Acne? point:
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eeek:
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I will be taking the train. I could be some time. sad24:
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eyes:
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
She is too young to recall this
Bless
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No I'm not!
Brief Encounter?
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Bless!
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I know my stuff!
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I have no idea what is going on today... noooo:
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I have no idea what is going on today... noooo:
Are you saying you don't know your stuff? eeek:
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I have no idea what is going on today... noooo:
Are you saying you don't know your stuff? eeek:
I can't follow this lot at all today... noooo:
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Neither can I - and where's Nick got to?
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Neither can I - and where's Nick got to?
I dunno...
Think I'll go and have a lie down... see if it makes any sense later...
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I have no idea what is going on today... noooo:
And this is different to normal because....? rubschin:
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Neither can I - and where's Nick got to?
I dunno...
Think I'll go and have a lie down... see if it makes any sense later...
Has the balding got worse?
Is your sense escaping out of your unclad head?
QUICK! SLAP A HAT ON!
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This is doing my brain in.
Don't have enough time.
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I think its just spring madness kicking in Tel. Coming back from christmas off to find lousy weather and loads of work tends to have an adverse affect on sanity I've noticed.
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Q U E ?
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This is doing my brain in.
Don't have enough time.
It is very much a time wasting exercise. redface:
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This is doing my brain in.
Don't have enough time.
It is very much a time wasting exercise. redface:
Hanging round on platform VIII?
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I'm back with wine... cloud9:
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God I would kill for a drink.
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God I would kill for a drink.
Can I PM you a list of names. . . . evil:
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
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I have my own VERY large list!
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
Prostate? rubschin:
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
Prostate? rubschin:
Heart attack, 18 months ago.
ECG etc today - all ok, but drugs are giving me some problems and I might be able to drop/reduce them if a heart scan is favourable next month.
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
Prostate? rubschin:
noooo: For him rubber glove and KY it is. noooo:
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
Prostate? rubschin:
Heart attack, 18 months ago.
ECG etc today - all ok, but drugs are giving me some problems and I might be able to drop/reduce them if a heart scan is favourable next month.
Sorry if this is rude but how old are you Tel?
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
Prostate? rubschin:
Heart attack, 18 months ago.
ECG etc today - all ok, but drugs are giving me some problems and I might be able to drop/reduce them if a heart scan is favourable next month.
Sorry if this is rude but how old are you Tel?
eeek: eeek: eeek:
noooo: Very rude. noooo:
How much do you weigh?
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70Kg
And Wench now knows my age.
Older than her, Yoda is.
Silly girl, easily confused youth is.
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Yoof no brain has. redface:
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
Prostate? rubschin:
Heart attack, 18 months ago.
ECG etc today - all ok, but drugs are giving me some problems and I might be able to drop/reduce them if a heart scan is favourable next month.
Sorry to hear you have been/are unwell - push for the heart scan as much as you can, drugs always have side afffects which is shite when you are already feeling rough enough
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Yoof no brain has. redface:
No problem. Wait until everything else starts falling apart, going south etc. ;D
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
Prostate? rubschin:
Heart attack, 18 months ago.
ECG etc today - all ok, but drugs are giving me some problems and I might be able to drop/reduce them if a heart scan is favourable next month.
Sorry to hear you have been/are unwell - push for the heart scan as much as you can, drugs always have side afffects which is shite when you are already feeling rough enough
I feel fine apart from tired in the mornings (beta blockers) and muscle pain (statins), working with weights etc at gym is ok but doesn't stop the problem. If heart scan is ok then beta blockers will be stopped, If blood test is ok (low already but Youngs doesn't help much) then statins will be cut back. Don't use any blood thinning stuff thank god, did originally and it was horrible.
Basically am fit as a wotsit.
PS heart attack was inherited, I had no chance.
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
Prostate? rubschin:
Heart attack, 18 months ago.
ECG etc today - all ok, but drugs are giving me some problems and I might be able to drop/reduce them if a heart scan is favourable next month.
Sorry if this is rude but how old are you Tel?
eeek: eeek: eeek:
noooo: Very rude. noooo:
How much do you weigh?
And yourself?
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I've spent 3 days of this week on an internal investigation, then spent this morning at the hopital for a check up - I'm running out of time to keep up with this.
Prostate? rubschin:
Heart attack, 18 months ago.
ECG etc today - all ok, but drugs are giving me some problems and I might be able to drop/reduce them if a heart scan is favourable next month.
Sorry if this is rude but how old are you Tel?
eeek: eeek: eeek:
noooo: Very rude. noooo:
How much do you weigh?
And yourself?
Rather more than you do.
About 50% more in fact. redface:
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The problem is that Kilos don't mean anything to me, I'm still stuck on Imperial.
Hopitals, doctors and gym all use metric cussing:
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70 kilos = 11 stone.
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70 kilos = 11 stone.
You're about the same weight as me then.
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No dear I was telling you as you didn't seem to know.
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No dear I was telling you as you didn't seem to know.
Of course I didn't know, young lady.
I don't think you have ever mentioned it before and I wouldn't presume to ask.
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No I mean I was telling you how much 70kg was in imperial as you seemed to not know.
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Well why didn't you say so?
It's friday afternoon, I don't need confusion.
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Just catching up here - Wenchy weighs 11 stone and Tel is 37 uears old? Que?
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Banghead cussing: Banghead
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Banghead cussing: Banghead
You started it!
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Just catching up here - Wenchy weighs 11 stone and Tel is 37 uears old? Que?
No, Tel is 11 years old and Wenchy wei. .
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sad24:
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Thanks for the clarification. So why has Wenchy bought a car if she qualifies for a bus pass soon ?
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Banghead
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Banghead
Don't worry it stops hurting after a while. razz:
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I have a big bump! angry041:
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I have a big bump! angry041:
[snigger]
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I have a big bump! angry041:
Oops, should be more careful!
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I have a big bump! angry041:
[snigger]
You are all soooo easy to wind up.
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I have a big bump! angry041:
[snigger]
You are all soooo easy to wind up.
It takes a lot to wind me up.
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Sorted. Wenchy has bumps that weigh 11 stone, Tel is investigating his internals and Bar Man is a baldy, baldy bastard who bangs it so much that it doesn't hurt anymore. I think LL should be made aware.
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Time for a pint.
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So we have heard eyes:
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Young Tel is currently with me in the Pubic Bar enjoying Young's finest. All is well.
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The Pubic Bar? eeek:
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The Pubic Bar? eeek:
All the young shavers drink in there.
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I'm drinking Stadelbrau... noooo:
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Affectionate term for it - pubic bar, zoo bar or slug bar.
I drink both in this and the more restrained saloon bar. I multi-cultured, me :-)
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where is Mr Tailgunner-wenches are his thang razz:
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Are you pissed?
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I note she has a rather large pussy in her avatar eeek:
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There is nothing I can add to this thread ~ even after a week on intensive care. ::)
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This whole thread frightens me. eeek:
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Dont worry Wenchy, its just Baldymort and Captain Calamity losing the last of their marbles happy100
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Dont worry Wenchy, its just Baldymort and Captain Calamity losing the last of their marbles happy100
Oi! Don't blame me for the state of the thread! Angry9:
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So it isnt your name under the started by bit in the index then BM? point:
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So it isnt your name under the started by bit in the index then BM? point:
Oh yes... redface:
(I had to check)
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The prosecution rests m'lud point:
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I blame you Baldymort! evil:
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The prosecution rests m'lud point:
Aha! But didn't Wenchy admit to a liking for being handcuffed or um... something? whistle:
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Are you sure that wasnt one of the voices in your head BM? point:
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I blame you Baldymort! evil:
...for EVERYTHING!
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Are you sure that wasnt one of the voices in your head BM? point:
Nope! noooo:
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I blame you Baldymort! evil:
Dont worry Wenchy, when BM gets done for speeding back home LL wiill end up running the pub in his place whistle:
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Are you sure that wasnt one of the voices in your head BM? point:
Nope! noooo:
I think it might have been you know!
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Here! (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2560.0)
Check out reply #13 point:
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Here! (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2560.0)
Check out reply #13 point:
Do you honestly believe everything I say? eeek: point: eeek:
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Well he believes that all the speed cameras in Cyprus were all switched off after 'accidentally' being placed on the wrong side of the road and in the wrong direction.
BM would you be interested in some magic beans..... whistle:
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Well he believes that all the speed cameras in Cyprus were all switched off after 'accidentally' being placed on the wrong side of the road and in the wrong direction.
BM would you be interested in some magic beans..... whistle:
point: point: point:
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Here! (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2560.0)
Check out reply #13 point:
Do you honestly believe everything I say? eeek: point: eeek:
Oh, the old ‘it was a joke’ defense! point:
Fess up Wenchy! happy001
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BM would you be interested in some magic beans.
Watch it Grumpy.
I run the Magic Bean operation in here. evil: evil:
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BM would you be interested in some magic beans.
Watch it Grumpy.
I run the Magic Bean operation in here. evil: evil:
I was going to subcontract to you if Baldymort was gulli...er...interested enough Darwin whistle:
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Here! (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2560.0)
Check out reply #13 point:
Do you honestly believe everything I say? eeek: point: eeek:
Oh, the old ‘it was a joke’ defense! point:
Fess up Wenchy! happy001
It was! I have issues with small confined spaces and being trapped. No WAY am I putting a pair of handcuffs on!
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I have issues with small confined spaces
Rather like BM's cerebellum.
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I have issues with small confined spaces
Rather like BM's cerebellum.
Dont know why but all of a sudden a Spitting Image-esque 'The Barman's Brain Is Missing' spoof is getting tempting whistle:
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Here! (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2560.0)
Check out reply #13 point:
Do you honestly believe everything I say? eeek: point: eeek:
Oh, the old ‘it was a joke’ defense! point:
Fess up Wenchy! happy001
It was! I have issues with small confined spaces and being trapped. No WAY am I putting a pair of handcuffs on!
Of course, of course... whistle:
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Here! (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2560.0)
Check out reply #13 point:
Do you honestly believe everything I say? eeek: point: eeek:
Oh, the old ‘it was a joke’ defense! point:
Fess up Wenchy! happy001
It was! I have issues with small confined spaces and being trapped. No WAY am I putting a pair of handcuffs on!
Don't knock it till you've tried it!
Oops! redface:
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Here! (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2560.0)
Check out reply #13 point:
Do you honestly believe everything I say? eeek: point: eeek:
Oh, the old ‘it was a joke’ defense! point:
Fess up Wenchy! happy001
It was! I have issues with small confined spaces and being trapped. No WAY am I putting a pair of handcuffs on!
Don't knock it till you've tried it!
Oops! redface:
Don't be shy Tel ~ I'm sure we've all tried it at one time or another (well most of us anyway ::))
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Here! (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2560.0)
Check out reply #13 point:
Do you honestly believe everything I say? eeek: point: eeek:
Oh, the old ‘it was a joke’ defense! point:
Fess up Wenchy! happy001
It was! I have issues with small confined spaces and being trapped. No WAY am I putting a pair of handcuffs on!
Don't knock it till you've tried it!
Oops! redface:
Don't be shy Tel ~ I'm sure we've all tried it at one time or another (well most of us anyway ::))
whistle:
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Here! (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2560.0)
Check out reply #13 point:
Do you honestly believe everything I say? eeek: point: eeek:
Oh, the old ‘it was a joke’ defense! point:
Fess up Wenchy! happy001
It was! I have issues with small confined spaces and being trapped. No WAY am I putting a pair of handcuffs on!
Don't knock it till you've tried it!
Oops! redface:
Don't be shy Tel ~ I'm sure we've all tried it at one time or another (well most of us anyway ::))
whistle:
In fact I knew a girl once that ....................................... 8)
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Mrs Tel's sister (younger by 12 years) inquired as to what the pink furry hand-cuffs (hanging from the iron beadstead) were for!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq5JEX0.jpg&hash=39e3984d669978afdea6a4636bf8f9aab371ee82) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq5JEX0)
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Whoops!
Or was she angling for a demo? ;)
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I think she was just simply being naive, bit like Wenchy sometimes.
Still just as well she didn't look in the wardrobes!
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Whoops!
Or was she angling for a demo? ;)
You're feeling better! lol:
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Whoops!
Or was she angling for a demo? ;)
You're feeling better! lol:
'sbout all I can do mate ~ think about it sad24:
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happy100
But don't think about it too hard eveilgrin:
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Or too long.
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