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Title: Virgin School
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 08:20:12 AM: Did no one watch it? I can't believe there wasn't already a thread here!
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 16, 2007, 08:36:17 AM: Bugger! Missed that, There I was in front of the box, can of Stella in one hand, Kentucky Fried chicken bargain bucket in the other, watching Extreme Pint Pulling from Halifax, it was live too.
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2007, 08:47:13 AM: Another new Branson idea?
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 08:48:32 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 08:20:12 AM
Did no one watch it? I can't believe there wasn't already a thread here!
Don?t keep us in suspenders then - tell us all about it! ::)
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2007, 08:48:42 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2007, 08:47:13 AM
Another new Branson idea?
Probably something to do with balloons.
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Berek on May 16, 2007, 09:51:36 AM: I never watched it but judging by the trailer it was about a 30 odd year old fella who hadnt had his cock stroked, so he went to Holland and paid some 60 year old slapper to show him her grey haired clout
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2007, 09:56:02 AM: Elegantly phrased Berek lol:
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2007, 09:56:29 AM: Quote from: Berek on May 16, 2007, 09:51:36 AM
I never watched it but judging by the trailer it was about a 30 odd year old fella who hadnt had his cock stroked, so he went to Holland and paid some 60 year old slapper to show him her grey haired clout

Ever thought of applying for a job writing the synopses for the Radio Times?
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 10:20:38 AM: Berek pretty much got it. It made for very uncomfortable viewing at times. I also couldn't help thinking that it may have less to do with his lack of confidence and more to do with the fact that he still lived with his mother and his only source of income was delivering the free papers! ::)
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 16, 2007, 10:37:35 AM: With those qualifications he is well suited for a career in education or politics confused:
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 10:46:17 AM: And he was wearing two pairs of pants! Y-front sort of things and then boxers on top! eeek:
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 16, 2007, 10:51:58 AM: Surely that is normal.
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 10:53:28 AM: Errrr no. It isn't. point:
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Misunderstood on May 16, 2007, 10:54:14 AM: Any chance that someone could arrange for more than just one smite per hour?

It's not enough!
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2007, 11:06:28 AM: Quote from: Bouncer on May 16, 2007, 10:54:14 AM
Any chance that someone could arrange for more than just one smite per hour?

It's not enough!
I think one smite is plenty thanks? noooo:
Title: Re: Virgin School
Post by: Berek on May 16, 2007, 11:12:05 AM: i'll go YouTubing and see if I can find a clip from this groundbreaking show...