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Title: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Geordie Lad on January 06, 2008, 05:29:20 PM
 In view of the current difficult investment times please check your portfolio for Japanese bank shares. . .

The knock-on effect from the Northern Rock Bank is being severely felt in the Japanese market and shows no sign of letting up. 

In the last 7 days:

Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cutback some of its branches.  Yesterday it was
announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and more than likely will go for a song. 

Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got the chop. 

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank and staff fear they may get a raw deal. 

Be careful out there.
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2008, 05:30:49 PM
 doh:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2008, 07:38:06 AM
In view of the current difficult investment times please check your portfolio for Japanese bank shares. . .

The knock-on effect from the Northern Rock Bank is being severely felt in the Japanese market and shows no sign of letting up. 

In the last 7 days:

Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cutback some of its branches.  Yesterday it was
announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and more than likely will go for a song. 

Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got the chop. 

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank and staff fear they may get a raw deal. 

Be careful out there.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 07, 2008, 08:41:14 AM
I bet you pinched that off some other forum or blog.

and it's not even funny  ::)
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2008, 08:43:05 AM
I bet you pinched that off some other forum or blog.

and it's not even funny  ::)

That's it Mort, make the new boy feel welcome.
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2008, 08:45:33 AM
I thought it was funny...  whistle:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2008, 08:50:55 AM
I thought it was funny...  whistle:

You are a goldfish.

You roll on the floor at "I say, My dog's got no nose" every time.  noooo:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 07, 2008, 08:54:01 AM
I bet you pinched that off some other forum or blog.

and it's not even funny  ::)

That's it Mort, make the new boy feel welcome.

Sorry.  redface:

BARMAN! get the "Nukie Browns" in please. On me.
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2008, 09:15:12 AM
I thought it was funny...  whistle:

You are a goldfish.

You roll on the floor at "I say, My dog's got no nose" every time.  noooo:
rubschin:
How does he smell then?
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:44:02 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2008, 09:45:05 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:46:46 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2008, 09:49:25 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:
I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Speaking of rubber fetishes, where is Wenchy?

She's not been around for a few days.
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2008, 09:50:00 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Ah... I wondered where the small of burning rubber was coming from... whistle:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2008, 09:50:27 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:
I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Speaking of rubber fetishes, where is Wenchy?

She's not been around for a few days.
Dunno... I miss her odd ways...  sad24:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 10:09:19 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Ah... I wondered where the small of burning rubber was coming from... whistle:

Yes ~ quite a bit of friction she worked up there  cloud9:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2008, 11:03:27 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Ah... I wondered where the small of burning rubber was coming from... whistle:

Yes ~ quite a bit of friction she worked up there  cloud9:

I think you will find the correct spelling is fiction ::)
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2008, 11:04:57 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Ah... I wondered where the small of burning rubber was coming from... whistle:

Yes ~ quite a bit of friction she worked up there  cloud9:

I think you will find the correct spelling is fiction ::)
lol: lol: lol:  point:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 11:07:14 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Ah... I wondered where the small of burning rubber was coming from... whistle:

Yes ~ quite a bit of friction she worked up there  cloud9:

I think you will find the correct spelling is fiction ::)

I'm still wondering if "small" of burning rubber was a typo or if he's been peeking at bathtime. whistle:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2008, 11:13:52 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Ah... I wondered where the small of burning rubber was coming from... whistle:

Yes ~ quite a bit of friction she worked up there  cloud9:

I think you will find the correct spelling is fiction ::)

I'm still wondering if "small" of burning rubber was a typo or if he's been peeking at bathtime. whistle:
happy100
It'll be the cold weather I 'spec...  whistle:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 11:17:10 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Ah... I wondered where the small of burning rubber was coming from... whistle:

Yes ~ quite a bit of friction she worked up there  cloud9:

I think you will find the correct spelling is fiction ::)

I'm still wondering if "small" of burning rubber was a typo or if he's been peeking at bathtime. whistle:
happy100
It'll be the cold weather I 'spec...  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Geordie Lad on January 08, 2008, 07:26:23 AM
Don't worry Unlce Mort - it'll take more than it'll take more than a few miserable comments from Steptoes grandad to put the Geordie Lad off!!

A couple of bottles of "dog" and a quick game of cribbage and we'll as close as Ant and Dec bonnie lad!  eyes:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2008, 07:28:43 AM
Don't worry Unlce Mort - it'll take more than it'll take more than a few miserable comments from Steptoes grandad to put the Geordie Lad off!!

A couple of bottles of "dog" and a quick game of cribbage and we'll as close as Ant and Dec bonnie lad!  eyes:
Do you have a stutter?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2008, 11:20:10 AM
Don't worry Unlce Mort - it'll take more than it'll take more than a few miserable comments from Steptoes grandad to put the Geordie Lad off!!

A couple of bottles of "dog" and a quick game of cribbage and we'll as close as Ant and Dec bonnie lad!  eyes:
Do you have a stutter?  rubschin:
Is that a breed of 'dog'?
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:39:20 PM
She is busy planning her funeral. Apparently it will be a big do. The cremation is expected to take three hours (at Gas Mark 5).

Then a feast!
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2008, 02:46:37 PM
She is busy planning her funeral. Apparently it will be a big do. The cremation is expected to take three hours (at Gas Mark 5).

Then a feast!
Have you forgotten which thread you are in?

Do you need help getting home?
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:51:33 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm


Please help me!
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Geordie Lad on January 09, 2008, 10:37:28 AM
I don't have stutter but I used to have a Parka, if that helps?
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2008, 01:49:02 PM
I don't have stutter but I used to have a Parka, if that helps?


Isn't 'stottie' a Geordie thing?
Title: Re: Financial Services Advice
Post by: Geordie Lad on January 18, 2008, 02:45:48 PM
Yes - Stottie is a Geordie thing. . . . . .