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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 12:37:44 PM
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1. Excessive use of angry041:
2. Tat collection
3. Enchanted forest inside house
4. Fear of aircraft
5. Being bossy
Pray continue
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Why do I get the feeling you only feel safe with this thread because you know if Wenchy did one for you it would crash the server point:
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Poor grammar
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If Mrs Nick did it the thread would never ever end noooo:
I have just been told off for waking her up. Well she was lying in the middle of the floor (all other surfaces being covered in tat) noooo:
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Poor grammar
And dodgy spelling!
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sad24:
Fear of aircraft?!?!?
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Santa's spies. Do you still hide under beds?
Pleased you accept the rest though. This may be therapeutic for you
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sad24:
Fear of aircraft?!?!?
Poor you... what's up with your grandma? happy100
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Poor grammar
Yes ~ very sad ... don't think she'll make it to the end of the year ~ still 85 is a good age.
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If Mrs Nick did it the thread would never ever end noooo:
I have just been told off for waking her up. Well she was lying in the middle of the floor (all other surfaces being covered in tat) noooo:
The sanding has stopped then?
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sad24:
Fear of aircraft?!?!?
happy100
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eeek:
Nothing I am going to see her this evening.
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He is scraping at present.
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eeek:
Nothing I am going to see her this evening.
Buying her a new broomstick?
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eeek:
Nothing I am going to see her this evening.
Buying her a new broomstick?
NO!!!
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Wenchy don't let Nick get to you, cllick on the link and think happy thoughts eyes:
http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.100-2554.aspx (http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.100-2554.aspx)
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Excessive chocolate consumption and knitwear manufacture
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sad24:
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Bawling at the slightest prvocation (and often without provocation)
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Visiting a place called Nork (snigger)
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Blackmailing Barman to try and find out what he bought Mrs. Barman for Christmas… noooo:
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Visiting a place called Nork (snigger)
Well remembered, that man.
There's not much there though.
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Blackmailing Barman to try and find out what he bought Mrs. Barman for Christmas… noooo:
ANd confessing to knitting Mr Wench a jumper. I bet the sleeves are different lengths noooo:
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I don't think I've ever been to Nork?
I certainly didn't finish knitting Mr Wench a jumper! I may well have started one though.
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Yes you have!
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Lying… noooo:
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rubschin:
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Blackmailing Barman to try and find out what he bought Mrs. Barman for Christmas… noooo:
ANd confessing to knitting Mr Wench a jumper. I bet the sleeves are different lengths noooo:
That's to cater for having one arm shoved up his back half the time.
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1741.30 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1741.30)
Amnesia now too. No hope for the girl noooo:
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Ahh yes!! The Night From Hell!
Mr Wench went there for his school staff outing Monday night. He agrees, over priced, over heated and something strange happens to people when they go there.
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It's all coming back to her. And she admits she came back strange. rubschin:
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Oh don't bother to say sorry but my denial was made in haste ~ I wasn't really telling porkies.
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Que?
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Ahh yes!! The Night From Hell!
Mr Wench went there for his school staff outing Monday night. He agrees, over priced, over heated and something strange happens to people when they go there.
Sounds like Nick Towers then whistle:
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It's like all the fun gets sucked out of them for the duration of their visit!
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Who by eeek:
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The Ghost of the Restaurant! scared2:
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What restaurant? You've never been there remember?
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redface:
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I imagine the restaurant recalls her visit though
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They probably do, not because of my behaviour though!
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The Ghost of the Restaurant! scared2:
Oi! You! Leave me out of this! It's absolutely noting to do with me - I don't even know where the place is, and have never set foot (material or ethereal) inside!
OK?
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You are unfamiliar with NOrk then?
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You are unfamiliar with NOrk then?
The only Nork with which I am familiar, is that which sounds like Nork when pronounced by it's locals. To whit: New York - having visited a couple of times. Must dig out the photos taken from the top of the twin towers (when they still existed obviously - even us spooks cannot manage the impossible of going somewhere that no longer exists)
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Try
http://www.francisfrith.com/search/england/surrey/nork/
Might jog Wench memories.
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I imagine it still looks like that!
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Gracious I don't know. It was dark, I'd been drinking and I was driven there!
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And that's all she can remember.
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That and that the creme brulee was good, the lamb shank was over priced and my unhappily married friend flirted with the waiter in an inappropriate manner all night.
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Try
http://www.francisfrith.com/search/england/surrey/nork/
Might jog Wench memories.
The car in the first picture somehow reminds of Charles De Gaulle rubschin:
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Bonnet/Nose
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That and that the creme brulee was good, the lamb shank was over priced and my unhappily married friend flirted with the waiter in an inappropriate manner all night.
How do you flirt in an inappropriate manner?
You either flirt or you don't!
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Bonnet/Nose
Don't recall ever seeing the General in a bonnet eeek:
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I was struggling with that one too. Thanks old chap. Hectic day here!
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Me too ~ I'm trying to write Christmas cards, personal letters to go in them (I hate typed Round Robin style letters) whilst also keeping up to speed here. Typos will occur with more than the usual regularity.
Funny but I can spell quite well when hand writing letters and stuff.
Just noticed that since my re-install of XP the little red warning line of wrong spellings has vanished ~ any ideas from the resident Geeks?
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Buy a red felt tip and underline them on the screen by hand?
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NO! ~ Silly idea
PS Typex doesn't work either redface:
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Try
http://www.francisfrith.com/search/england/surrey/nork/
Might jog Wench memories.
Memories or mammaries? If the latter, I expect to feel the shockwave in my lofty Sutton office...
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I used to live in Mexico City. We had daily earthquakes, but because the city was built on mud everything just wobbled in a jelly like way.
Whatever made me remember that?
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Me too ~ I'm trying to write Christmas cards, personal letters to go in them (I hate typed Round Robin style letters) whilst also keeping up to speed here. Typos will occur with more than the usual regularity.
Funny but I can spell quite well when hand writing letters and stuff.
Just noticed that since my re-install of XP the little red warning line of wrong spellings has vanished ~ any ideas from the resident Geeks?
That will be under your word settings.
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Me too ~ I'm trying to write Christmas cards, personal letters to go in them (I hate typed Round Robin style letters) whilst also keeping up to speed here. Typos will occur with more than the usual regularity.
Funny but I can spell quite well when hand writing letters and stuff.
Just noticed that since my re-install of XP the little red warning line of wrong spellings has vanished ~ any ideas from the resident Geeks?
That will be under your word settings.
rubschin: Works on other programmes but not in the pub.
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Ahhhh don't know then.
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When I have finished all these cards and hand written letters (I hate typing them ~ it seems so impersonal, I wont even use labels on the envelopes) I'll go into all the settings and sort it out but at the moment too busy.
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Is this thread going to be just previous Wenchy moments or will it be an ongoing log?
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Is this thread going to be just previous Wenchy moments or will it be an ongoing log?
It has already wandered off topic ~ but then that's normal around here. Minds like grasshoppers this lot ::)
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Ongoing log I say. Loads of material here.
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Being AWOL
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Shopping at Ikea.
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Strange crockery
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I'm waiting for the new sofa to arrive!!! Man just phoned!!! Any moment now!!!
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Strange furniture
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Christmas time,
Mistletoe and wine
My sofa’s here but nothing is fine
I ate so much chocolate
That I’m fit to bust
Tat mountain collapsed
And Micra full of rust
happy001
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Christmas time,
Mistletoe and wine
My sofa’s here but nothing is fine
I ate so much chocolate
That I’m fit to bust
Tat mountain collapsed
And Micra full of rust
happy001
whistle:
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Presumably the enchanted forest is still standing
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Presumably the enchanted forest is still standing
rubschin:
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Presumably the enchanted forest is still standing
All shaved off ready for Santa I expect.
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eeek:
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Christmas time, Mistletoe and wine
My sofa’s here but nothing is fine
I ate so much chocolate that I’m fit to bust
Tat mountain collapsed and car full of rust
A time for living, a time for believing,
Enchanted forest and decs on the ceiling
I’ve wrapped all the pressies with ribbon and bows
But we’re off to Wales which really sucks actually…
I had a problem with the last line... evil:
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Christmas time, Mistletoe and wine
My sofa’s here but nothing is fine
I ate so much chocolate that I’m fit to bust
Tat mountain collapsed and car full of rust
A time for living, a time for believing,
Enchanted forest and decs on the ceiling
I’ve wrapped all the pressies with ribbon and bows
But we’re off to Wales which really sucks actually…
I had a problem with the last line... evil:
Errrr ........ We're going to Wales but don't know the way so will follow my nose.
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Christmas time, Mistletoe and wine
My sofa’s here but nothing is fine
I ate so much chocolate that I’m fit to bust
Tat mountain collapsed and car full of rust
A time for living, a time for believing,
Enchanted forest and decs on the ceiling
I’ve wrapped all the pressies with ribbon and bows
But we’re off to Wales which really sucks actually…
I had a problem with the last line... evil:
Errrr ........ We're going to Wales but don't know the way so will follow my nose.
I should have asked you first Snoopy...
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She has discovered that if she places her new sofa opposite her trampoline she can fly over Mr Wench's head (even when he is standing up) point:
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Love that avatar Nick ~ makes me smile everytime.
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Sofa in place. Mr Wench has already spilt stuff on it. evil:
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Sofa in place. Mr Wench has already spilt stuff on it. evil:
Should have left the plastic sheeting on it. ;)
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Sofa in place. Mr Wench has already spilt stuff on it. evil:
Should have left the plastic sheeting on it. ;)
Should have left it at ikea... whistle:
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Sofa in place. Mr Wench has already spilt stuff on it. evil:
Should have left the plastic sheeting on it. ;)
Should have left it at ikea... whistle:
... and the sofa.
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evil:
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