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Title: hi everybody
Post by: garga on December 18, 2007, 01:17:15 PM
I am new for this forum .
Hi Everybody. 

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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:17:39 PM
Hello and welcome!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:18:01 PM
Indeed. But don't believe a word she says.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: TG on December 18, 2007, 01:18:34 PM
Indeed. But don't believe a word she says.

Do you have a stalker?
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:23:07 PM
Not at the moment. eeek:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:25:29 PM
I am new for this forum .
Hi Everybody. 

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Hello. I see you tried to post an image. You need to make 10 posts before that facility opens on your eleventh post.
I have reposted your image

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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:25:50 PM
 point:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:26:11 PM
Well that was a huge success!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:27:05 PM
point:

Very funny ~ you try and rescue it then ~ Smart arse!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:27:45 PM
I am sure our new person is highly impressed. noooo:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:29:08 PM
The hxxp seems to be the problem.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:29:36 PM
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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:30:01 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:30:27 PM
[img]http://hxxp: www. postimage. org/aV2IH3ZS. gif[img]

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:30:36 PM
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TAH DAH!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:32:17 PM
Ahhhhh! That's nice ~ anyway Welcome Garga. Nice to see some new blood here. Don't let us put you off.... you'll soon be as mad as we are.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: TG on December 18, 2007, 01:33:49 PM
Are we being invaded?  scared:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:34:46 PM
I think Barman has invited some of his goat fancying friends. I hope they are fond of donkeys.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: TG on December 18, 2007, 01:36:13 PM
I think Barman has invited some of his goat fancying friends. I hope they are fond of donkeys.

I have some movies.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:36:29 PM
Of donkeys?
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:37:32 PM
Be nice!!

Perhaps Garga just wanted a chat.

New people are allowed.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:37:46 PM
I think Barman has invited some of his goat fancying friends. I hope they are fond of donkeys.

That reminds me ~ I found the Donkey Sanctuary Pics I took in Dorset last October. Now if I can find the disk to reload the camera downloader onto the PC I'll post them in the library .... this may take some time.  whistle:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:38:14 PM
Of course. I am now awaiting a chance to welcome the other two.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 01:38:53 PM
Be nice!!

Perhaps Garga just wanted a chat.

New people are allowed.

Agreed ~ nothing worse than going into a pub and everyone turning round to look at you as you trip over the dog.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: TG on December 18, 2007, 01:40:46 PM
Of donkeys?

Goats.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 01:41:58 PM
Berek appreciates that sort of thing
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2007, 02:10:49 PM
New people are allowed.

If not actually encouraged.


Welcome Garga anyway.

What is your height and weight, as we only have the small and medium Wicker Men in stock at the moment?
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2007, 02:37:04 PM
I am new for this forum .
Hi Everybody. 

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Welcome garga, make yourself at home here...  ;D
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 02:44:49 PM
Drinks are on the house!!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2007, 02:46:23 PM
Drinks are on the house!!
Yay!  I mean...  eeek:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 18, 2007, 08:54:02 PM
I think Barman has invited some of his goat fancying friends. I hope they are fond of donkeys.

That reminds me ~ I found the Donkey Sanctuary Pics I took in Dorset last October. Now if I can find the disk to reload the camera downloader onto the PC I'll post them in the library .... this may take some time.  whistle:
Library? We have a library?... no bugger tells me anything, has it got lots of books and stuff or wot?
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 08:54:48 PM
Look here

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?board=7.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?board=7.0)

 noooo:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 18, 2007, 09:10:51 PM
I am new here! I have only just found the WC cussing: but thanks.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Mr Happy on December 18, 2007, 11:23:38 PM
I am new here! I have only just found the WC cussing: but thanks.

No shit...
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2007, 11:45:57 PM
I am new here! I have only just found the WC cussing: but thanks.

The Aspidistra will no doubt rejoice.  noooo:


Where did the new boy go?
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: ice and a slice on December 19, 2007, 05:51:52 AM
I am new here! I have only just found the WC cussing: but thanks.

The Aspidistra will no doubt rejoice.  noooo:


Where did the new boy go?

Running for cover I would think!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 19, 2007, 08:55:23 AM
Damn! I missed him.

Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2007, 09:10:14 AM
Damn! I missed him.


Too slow Uncle... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fmissing.gif&hash=63ec1bb8e21bb9bbde17f8469aa3b5b96018f102) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 10:15:20 AM
But Jay is here now.

Hello Jay!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2007, 10:16:40 AM
Hello Jay... welcome to the board...  cloud9:


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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2007, 10:57:06 AM
Hello Jay... welcome to the board...  cloud9:


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Is it a bird. . .
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 11:04:07 AM
Whatever, it's run away in terror again./
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2007, 11:27:22 AM
I presume I shall still be getting the 100 karma points for each and every one of these new members I have dragged in attracted?  cloud9:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 11:28:26 AM
Not while they are all so quiet. Are they Trappists?
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2007, 11:28:59 AM
Not while they are all so quiet. Are they Trappists?
Would that affect typing?  rubschin:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 11:29:16 AM
Yes, it makes a noise.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2007, 11:34:35 AM
Yes, it makes a noise.
rubschin:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 19, 2007, 11:35:53 AM
Who said anything about needing to type?



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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 11:36:23 AM
He looks like an advert for constipation pills.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2007, 11:38:42 AM
I phoned one of those "Silent" orders once, to enquire about a "retreat", and got an answer phone. Do you suppose they got someone else to record the message?
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 11:39:37 AM
A veritable conundrum!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2007, 12:20:33 PM
I phoned one of those "Silent" orders once, to enquire about a "retreat", and got an answer phone. Do you suppose they got someone else to record the message?

Well DUH!!

 ::)
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2007, 12:30:26 PM
I phoned one of those "Silent" orders once, to enquire about a "retreat", and got an answer phone. Do you suppose they got someone else to record the message?

Well DUH!!

 ::)

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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2007, 12:31:34 PM
I don't know what that emoticon is saying.  ::)
Please only post approved emoticons.  ::)
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2007, 12:32:54 PM
Can't you see it dear?
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2007, 12:34:54 PM
I can see it I just don't understand what it is doing!

Please only post approved emoticons.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2007, 12:36:19 PM
I can see it I just don't understand what it is doing!

Please only post approved emoticons.

Approved by?
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2007, 12:37:09 PM
Moi of course. Who else?  eeek:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2007, 12:38:38 PM
Ah don't tink soooooo!
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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 19, 2007, 12:39:56 PM
Niether do I

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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2007, 12:40:12 PM
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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2007, 12:40:54 PM
I like all those!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2007, 12:42:03 PM
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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2007, 12:43:10 PM
Tosser!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2007, 12:44:58 PM
Tosser!
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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 12:45:28 PM
Tsk
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2007, 12:49:54 PM
I am new here! I have only just found the WC cussing: but thanks.

I hate to tell you this GOS, that wasnt the WC it was the cellar.









Mind you the beer could use all the help it can get.  whistle:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 19, 2007, 02:39:16 PM
Treading on dangerous ground there GM scared2:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2007, 02:40:12 PM
Man who speaks truth need fear no-one.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 02:40:43 PM
Except Mrs Nick scared2:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2007, 02:46:58 PM
Hmmm ~ confess I had forgotten her.


On the bright side had a Chrissy card from my ex today. She signed it "With Love"  eeek: Maybe all is forgiven after twenty years ~ forgiven but not forgotten. scared2:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2007, 02:50:23 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2007, 02:55:08 PM
eeek:

Shook me too ~ hope she is not seeking a rematch.

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Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: tel on December 19, 2007, 03:02:20 PM
Never had a card from the ex, would be seriously worried if I did get one.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2007, 03:06:32 PM
Never had a card from the ex, would be seriously worried if I did get one.

her husband (who I guess is my Husband in Law) joined in the love sending message.
'prolly pissed ~ least I hope so. I have no wish to resume hostilities so long after the armistice. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fviolent018.gif&hash=862ed952e41b8445de53f354e49e5edcc4b4961b)
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2007, 05:10:28 PM
Never had a card from the ex, would be seriously worried if I did get one.

Havent had cards but I am getting some wierd calls that hang up as soon as I asnwer from a witheld number which could quite possibly be she who must be avoided like the plague  scared2:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: garga on December 19, 2007, 06:32:25 PM
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=2385. msg46303#msg46303 date=1197984329
Quote from: garga link=topic=2385. msg46289#msg46289 date=1197983835
I am new for this forum . 
Hi Everybody.  

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Hello.  I see you tried to post an image.  You need to make 10 posts before that facility opens on your eleventh post.
I have reposted your image

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Thanks alot ,
later on i will be more active on the forum .
İ am 50 years old male from northern cyprus.
my english is not good as you are .  I am sure i will improve it by yours help.
My mother language is Turkish.
I am working at broadcasting sector in Northern Cyprus.
I am married with two kids.  They are studing at university.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: garga on December 19, 2007, 06:35:13 PM
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=2385. msg46328#msg46328 date=1197984737
Ahhhhh! That's nice ~ anyway Welcome Garga.  Nice to see some new blood here.  Don't let us put you off. . . .  you'll soon be as mad as we are.
Thanks snoopy. As long as we don't sung i don't mind.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: garga on December 19, 2007, 06:37:21 PM
Quote from: Nick link=topic=2385. msg46333#msg46333 date=1197984886
I think Barman has invited some of his goat fancying friends.  I hope they are fond of donkeys.

what do you mean fond of the donkeys .  it was in old days .  not anymore.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: garga on December 19, 2007, 06:39:46 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=2385. msg46338#msg46338 date=1197985052
Be nice!!

Perhaps Garga just wanted a chat. 

New people are allowed. 

İn these days I will be busy .  İ like chating with new people and knowing them.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: garga on December 19, 2007, 06:41:56 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=2385. msg46382#msg46382 date=1197987049
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=2385. msg46338#msg46338 date=1197985052
New people are allowed. 

If not actually encouraged.


Welcome Garga anyway.

What is your height and weight, as we only have the small and medium Wicker Men in stock at the moment?

I am only 5 feet and 5 inch and fat enough mate.
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 06:56:53 PM
Quote from: Nick link=topic=2385. msg46333#msg46333 date=1197984886
I think Barman has invited some of his goat fancying friends.  I hope they are fond of donkeys.

what do you mean fond of the donkeys .  it was in old days .  not anymore.

Well you have put it past you. Some on here are still at it. Not me, obvously rubschin:
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 19, 2007, 07:07:18 PM
Mr Toad. The Pope. Nick!

I claim five of our English pounds!
Title: Re: hi everybody
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2007, 08:12:17 PM
 eeek: