The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 18, 2007, 12:17:42 PM
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Look innocent.
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I am.
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Good man.
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whistle:
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I don't think he's noticed, so just act normal and we should be OK.
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tunble:
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I am normal. No need to act. What are you implying?
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Being normal is nothing to boast about, and in any case I doubt you are
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Being normal is nothing to boast about, and in any case I doubt you are
eeek:
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Shhhhhh!
He's looking this way. whistle:
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Have you noticed that Wenchy was here, said nowt and then buggered off just before Barman appeared?
rubschin: You don't suppose???????????????????
You never see them in the same room do you.
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He hasn't noticed us yet. prolly pissed again. noooo:
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He is also being very quiet. Do you think they/he/she has laryngitis?
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rubschin:
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eeek:
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Hello Barman. All well?
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Hello Barman. All well?
Um... I think so... rubschin:
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Jolly good.
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I've been out buying Xmas pressies for Mrs. Barman... whistle:
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How are you going to top last years? lol:
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How are you going to top last years? lol:
I can't... noooo:
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Oh dear. noooo: So go on. PM me what you got her!
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How are you going to top last years? lol:
What did he get her last year?
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Nosey! Both of you.
Well ~~ what did she get last year?
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Oh dear. noooo: So go on. PM me what you got her!
I can't... noooo:
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I don't think he's noticed, so just act normal and we should be OK.
Ok quick someone hand Nick some teatowels and a microwave and the rest of you run around screaming waving your arms in panic. whistle:
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Oh dear. noooo: So go on. PM me what you got her!
I can't... noooo:
You haven't actually bought anything yet have you? point:
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Oh dear. noooo: So go on. PM me what you got her!
I can't... noooo:
You haven't actually bought anything yet have you? point:
Ye-es... whistle:
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TELL ME THEN!!!!!
Or is it rude? redface:
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TELL ME THEN!!!!!
Or is it rude? redface:
Noooo... nothing like that... noooo:
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You realise BM will just say its rude now to throw you off the scent and hide the fact he hasnt got her anything yet point:
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'prolly a Home Brew kit.
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WELL WHAT IS IT THEN MAN!!!!
You'd think so wouldn't you GM, but noooo: point:
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WELL WHAT IS IT THEN MAN!!!!
You'd think so wouldn't you GM, but noooo: point:
They are not rude...
OK?
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They!!!!!!
We are getting somewhere. Keep it up Inspector Wench ~ he'll confess soon.
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So what are THEY then?
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Bloomers?
Gloves?
Socks?
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Bloomers?
Gloves?
Socks?
No, no, no...
There are two, yes two pressies... whistle:
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Shoes. One for each foot?
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Shoes. One for each foot?
no ::)
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Shoes. One for each foot?
no ::)
rubschin:
Underwear set.
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Check.
My underwear is ready.
Now what?
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It needs to be on the outside of your trousers to work properly! ::)
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It needs to be on the outside of your trousers to work properly! ::)
No Wenchy, run for it!!! Nick has just donned his Captain Calamity costume scared2:
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It needs to be on the outside of your trousers to work properly! ::)
No Wenchy, run for it!!! Nick has just donned his Captain Calamity costume scared2:
I'm sending him somewhere in particular. eveilgrin:
I don't think BM has bought anything!
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No he has bought two of something.
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Or two of nothing! rubschin:
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Or two somethings (As in one each of two different somethings)
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Love eggs and chocolate body paint?
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Too fattening.
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Maybe she won't be consuming it. redface:
I have nasty mental image now. noooo:
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Maybe she won't be consuming it. redface:
I have nasty mental image now. noooo:
Its the fact that you are thinking of BM in that manner that we are finding extremely disturbing scared2:
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Just imagine a ginger baldy covered in chocolate noooo: sick2:
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scared2: sick2: scared2:
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Shoes. One for each foot?
no ::)
rubschin:
Underwear set.
Nope... ::)
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What did you get her last year?
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Wenchy knows…
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rubschin:
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Shoes. One for each foot?
no ::)
Hats, one for each head?
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
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Shoes. One for each foot?
no ::)
Hats, one for each head?
No... ::)
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already... ::)
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already... ::)
Quite right too! point:
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already... ::)
Quite right too! point:
eeek:
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already... ::)
Quite right too! point:
eeek:
eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!! Eyes everywhere you!
Has Landlady been around?
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other place?
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already... ::)
Quite right too! point:
eeek:
eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!! Eyes everywhere you!
Has Landlady been around?
I am all-seeing and all knowing... whistle:
Landlady is working... we were talking about you the other day tho...
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already... ::)
Quite right too! point:
eeek:
eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!! Eyes everywhere you!
Has Landlady been around?
I am all-seeing and all knowing... whistle:
Landlady is working... we were talking about you the other day tho...
I hope you said something nice!!!
I couldn't get on to the pub for ages!! CYTA being c**p as usual. noooo:
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already... ::)
Quite right too! point:
eeek:
eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!! Eyes everywhere you!
Has Landlady been around?
I am all-seeing and all knowing... whistle:
Landlady is working... we were talking about you the other day tho...
I hope you said something nice!!!
I couldn't get on to the pub for ages!! CYTA being c**p as usual. noooo:
I had the same problem on Cyprus forum but it is (obviously) fixed now... some other sites I can't get to tho...
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other place?
You know Wenchy, where it's very hot and there's a guy with a pitchfork and horns?
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other place?
You know Wenchy, where it's very hot and there's a guy with a pitchfork and horns?
Waitrose?
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other place?
You know Wenchy, where it's very hot and there's a guy with a pitchfork and horns?
Waitrose?
No don't joke, I miss Waitrose soooo much. Specially those meals you just shove in the oven sad32: Still, we have sunshine! 8)
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I'm going to Waitrose this evening!
And then to Starbucks for overpriced eggnog flavoured coffee!
And then home to cuddle under Blanket with the fire on.
cloud9:
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I'm going to Waitrose this evening!
And then to Starbucks for overpriced eggnog flavoured coffee!
And then home to cuddle under Blanket with the fire on.
cloud9:
That last line reads like something you find in a German Phrase Book.
Vy iz der fire on der blanket?
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What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever… whistle:
Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already... ::)
Quite right too! point:
eeek:
eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!! Eyes everywhere you!
Has Landlady been around?
I am all-seeing and all knowing... whistle:
Landlady is working... we were talking about you the other day tho...
I thought you were on medication to deal with your delusions point:
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And then home to cuddle under Blanket with the fire on.
Do you have a fresh battery in the smoke alarm?
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I'm going to Waitrose this evening!
And then to Starbucks for overpriced eggnog flavoured coffee!
And then home to cuddle under Blanket with the fire on.
cloud9:
sick2:
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
John Lewis is a funny company.
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
John Lewis is a funny company.
Seems quite serious to me!!! Seriously overpriced!
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
John Lewis is a funny company.
When did they buy up Starbucks then?? (and, strictly in the interests of accuracy you understand, it's the John Lewis Partnership)
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
John Lewis is a funny company.
When did they buy up Starbucks then?? (and, strictly in the interests of accuracy you understand, it's the John Lewis Partnership)
A very funny partnership though.
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
John Lewis is a funny company.
When did they buy up Starbucks then?? (and, strictly in the interests of accuracy you understand, it's the John Lewis Partnership)
Like Morecambe & Wise?
A very funny partnership though.
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
John Lewis is a funny company.
When did they buy up Starbucks then?? (and, strictly in the interests of accuracy you understand, it's the John Lewis Partnership)
A very funny partnership though.
Like Morecambe & Wise?
Fixed it for you Unc!
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
John Lewis is a funny company.
When did they buy up Starbucks then?? (and, strictly in the interests of accuracy you understand, it's the John Lewis Partnership)
A very funny partnership though.
Like Morecambe & Wise?
Fixed it for you Unc!
No! Funny - Peculiar NOT Funny - Ha Ha
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No! Funny - Peculiar NOT Funny - Ha Ha
Ah, that would explain why I've never seen The John Lewis Partnership on stage.
p.s. thanks for the fix.
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
John Lewis is a funny company.
When did they buy up Starbucks then?? (and, strictly in the interests of accuracy you understand, it's the John Lewis Partnership)
A very funny partnership though.
Like Morecambe & Wise?
Fixed it for you Unc!
No! Funny - Peculiar NOT Funny - Ha Ha
. . . and what brings you to say that Snoops?
My lad used to work for them in Waitrose some years ago, and he found them to be OK.
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It does sound disgusting, doesn't it? Why would anyone even consider making it, let alone buying it?
John Lewis is a funny company.
When did they buy up Starbucks then?? (and, strictly in the interests of accuracy you understand, it's the John Lewis Partnership)
A very funny partnership though.
Like Morecambe & Wise?
Fixed it for you Unc!
No! Funny - Peculiar NOT Funny - Ha Ha
. . . and what brings you to say that Snoops?
My lad used to work for them in Waitrose some years ago, and he found them to be OK.
My late parents both worked for them for years (Southampton Branch AKA Tyrell & Green). My brother also worked for Waitrose (Canford Heath) as a butcher. All reckoned that they were good employers but "Funny" (Strange).
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Odd, peculiar all work better than funny. ::)
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Guide to Grammar and Writing (http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/)
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angry041:
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Fowler's works for me.