The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 02:46:43 PM
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Chef Ashley McCarthy has made a chocolate replica of his pub The Sun Inn in Colton, North Yorkshire. The model took 23 hours to make from 10kg of chocolate, 3kg of sweets and 2kg of icing sugar. He will give it to children at the Martin House Hospice in nearby Boston Spa as a Christmas treat.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fnol%2Fshared%2Fspl%2Fhi%2Fpop_ups%2F07%2Fuk_enl_1197888276%2Fimg%2F1.jpg&hash=437312d289bac30372308e1c5529994b9b47ace0)
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I feel sick2: just looking at it, but I imagine Wenchy would regard it as a snack.
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OH MY GOD!!!!
Why give it to hospice kids? They won't be able to do it proper justice! Send it down Sarf my good man!
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The walls are the wrong colour.
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He should have used Milky Bars noooo:
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Or white "chocolate"
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'Cactly ~ the whole thing ruined by a lack of attention to detail.
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May as well send it to me just break up and eat. Not worthy of giving to the hospice kids with that amount of stuff wrong with it. whistle:
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You could always contact him and ask for him to make a copy of Chez Wenchy when it approaches your birthday. eyes:
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You could always contact him and ask for him to make a copy of Chez Wenchy when it approaches your birthday. eyes:
1st of January. For those that would like to send gifts! ;)
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::) We know ::)
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Only a few days before mine then Wenchy whistle:
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And mine. We could have a virtual birthday party. With free drinks!
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Free drinks for birthday people but no one else!!!
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eeek:
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Actually Wenchy has the cellar key........ eyes:
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Well, technically I'm not supposed to. I sneaked a copy when BM was passed out from the home brew. whistle:
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You're all getting old together. point:
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Isnt it 7 mutt years to one human year oh ancient decrepit one point:
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You're all getting old together. point:
I AM NOT GETTING OLD!!!!! angry041:
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Wenchy I refer you to my earlier reply. If we are getting older he is getting MUCH older MUCH quicker
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True.
Still.
I AM NOT GETTING OLD! angry041:
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True.
Still.
I AM NOT GETTING OLD! angry041:
You may be "maturing".
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You're all getting old together. point:
Odd.
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True.
Still.
I AM NOT GETTING OLD! angry041:
You may be "maturing".
Like an old cheese?
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True.
Still.
I AM NOT GETTING OLD! angry041:
You may be "maturing".
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I'll tell Mr Wench that one.
He will happy001
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True.
Still.
I AM NOT GETTING OLD! angry041:
Unfortunately Wenchy we all are. happy100
On the bright side, in your case it doesnt show.
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True.
Still.
I AM NOT GETTING OLD! angry041:
You may be "maturing".
Like an old cheese?
More like a wine maybe, laid down, checked and turned frequently.
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And covered in dust and cobwebs
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And covered in dust and cobwebs
Well, I've never actually met her...........
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boom boom
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You could always contact him and ask for him to make a copy of Chez Wenchy when it approaches your birthday. eyes:
1st of January. For those that would like to send gifts! ;)
April, surely point:
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You could always contact him and ask for him to make a copy of Chez Wenchy when it approaches your birthday. eyes:
1st of January. For those that would like to send gifts! ;)
April, surely point:
Something tells me you've just solved your problem concerning knackering the MD's laptop. After you've been Wenchified there won't be much left for him to have a go at eeek:
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eeek: censored: eveilgrin: Banghead
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I guess the dust and cobwebs accumulate with the tat.
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They do but not on me!! I'm not the crypt keeper!
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They do but not on me!! I'm not the crypt keeper!
I'm not going near that one oh no no no no no no no no no. noooo:
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You know you want to! eveilgrin:
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You are really, Morticia eeek:
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.
(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)
So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.
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You know you want to! eveilgrin:
I admit I want to but my insurance provider informed me this morning that any injuries gained as a result of Wench baiting are not covered under any policy. sad24:
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point:
I AM FAMOUS!!!
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point:
I AM FAMOUS!!!
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Yes we know. We have been through this before; the walls in the toilets in the Harrow in Cheam make much reference to you. point:
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redface:
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point:
I AM FAMOUS!!!
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Yes we know. We have been through this before; the walls in the toilets in the Harrow in Cheam make much reference to you. point:
Donations are now being made for the TMR memorial fund. A nomination will also be made for the 2008 Darwin awards as long as Wenchy can keep under control till the end of hte month.
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I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever
I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:
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I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever
I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:
Does that mean the Nick-o-rays are in fact a gift from Loki?
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I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever
I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:
I thought he rode a bike? Anyway, to be a Viking, do you have to drive a Rover? They have a Viking or some such on their badge.
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I shall ignore this nonsense
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I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever
I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:
I thought he rode a bike? Anyway, to be a Viking, do you have to drive a Rover? They have a Viking or some such on their badge.
I have both. And funnily enough, my last car was a Rover which did partially go up in flames. rubschin:
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Cleared up the poo yet?
You do know if that fox poo is still there when she gets back there will be trouble
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That's normal for Rovers. It's their way of making you buy a new car eveilgrin:
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Cleared up the poo yet?
You do know if that fox poo is still there when she gets back there will be trouble
Boiling water and bleach have been applied. The steam stank!
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Boiling water and bleach have been applied. The steam stank!
Isnt that likely to ruin the affected articles of clothing? Especially if you are the one doing the cleaning point:
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This was applied only to the fox shite.
OK? evil:
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And the dog shit in the front?
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This was applied only to the fox shite.
OK? evil:
Just checking Nick, given the amount of calamities you have suffered in the past I have learned that anything possible point:
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And the dog shit in the front?
At the back. Untouched! eveilgrin:
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And the dog shit in the front?
At the back. Untouched! eveilgrin:
In other words 5 minutes after she gets back she'll be rubbing your nose in it point:
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Nah, she is likely to tread in it. eveilgrin:
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And then tread it throughout the house and then make you clear it up. Think ahead, man!
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Nah, I will hose her down! Cold water!
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Is that before or after she takes your head off Nick point:
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A tad extreme, perhaps?
And more to the point, find out which hound did it (I'm assuming it's not Snoopy) and fire a ball-bearing up its arse. Go to your local angling shop and buy a decent catapault. They are extremely effective.
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Or if you dont want to leave an obvious mark ultrasonics can work wonders as animals really dont like the higher frequencies.