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Title: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 02:46:43 PM
Chef Ashley McCarthy has made a chocolate replica of his pub The Sun Inn in Colton, North Yorkshire. The model took 23 hours to make from 10kg of chocolate, 3kg of sweets and 2kg of icing sugar. He will give it to children at the Martin House Hospice in nearby Boston Spa as a Christmas treat.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fnol%2Fshared%2Fspl%2Fhi%2Fpop_ups%2F07%2Fuk_enl_1197888276%2Fimg%2F1.jpg&hash=437312d289bac30372308e1c5529994b9b47ace0)

Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 02:47:56 PM
I feel  sick2: just looking at it, but I imagine Wenchy would regard it as a snack.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 02:48:29 PM
OH MY GOD!!!!

Why give it to hospice kids? They won't be able to do it proper justice! Send it down Sarf my good man!
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2007, 02:48:35 PM
The walls are the wrong colour.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 02:49:19 PM
He should have used Milky Bars noooo:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 02:51:15 PM
Or white "chocolate"
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2007, 02:52:15 PM
'Cactly ~ the whole thing ruined by a lack of attention to detail.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 02:53:11 PM
May as well send it to me just break up and eat. Not worthy of giving to the hospice kids with that amount of stuff wrong with it.  whistle:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 02:56:52 PM
You could always contact him and ask for him to make a copy of Chez Wenchy when it approaches your birthday.  eyes:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:03:35 PM
You could always contact him and ask for him to make a copy of Chez Wenchy when it approaches your birthday.  eyes:

1st of January. For those that would like to send gifts!  ;)
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2007, 03:05:26 PM
 ::) We know  ::)
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:05:40 PM
Only a few days before mine then Wenchy  whistle:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 03:09:43 PM
And mine. We could have a virtual birthday party. With free drinks!
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:11:46 PM
Free drinks for birthday people but no one else!!!
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2007, 03:16:24 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:18:37 PM
Actually Wenchy has the cellar key........  eyes:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:20:35 PM
Well, technically I'm not supposed to. I sneaked a copy when BM was passed out from the home brew.  whistle:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2007, 03:20:51 PM
You're all getting old together.   point:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:22:26 PM
Isnt it 7 mutt years to one human year oh ancient decrepit one  point:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:24:24 PM
You're all getting old together.   point:


I AM NOT GETTING OLD!!!!!  angry041:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:26:01 PM
Wenchy I refer you to my earlier reply. If we are getting older he is getting MUCH older MUCH quicker
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:28:15 PM
True.

Still.

I AM NOT GETTING OLD!  angry041:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: tel on December 17, 2007, 03:29:28 PM
True.

Still.

I AM NOT GETTING OLD!  angry041:

You may be "maturing".
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 17, 2007, 03:29:53 PM
You're all getting old together.   point:


Odd.   
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
True.

Still.

I AM NOT GETTING OLD!  angry041:

You may be "maturing".

Like an old cheese?
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:32:03 PM
True.

Still.

I AM NOT GETTING OLD!  angry041:

You may be "maturing".

 point:

I'll tell Mr Wench that one.

He will  happy001
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:32:41 PM
True.

Still.

I AM NOT GETTING OLD!  angry041:

Unfortunately Wenchy we all are.  happy100




On the bright side, in your case it doesnt show.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: tel on December 17, 2007, 03:34:44 PM
True.

Still.

I AM NOT GETTING OLD!  angry041:

You may be "maturing".



Like an old cheese?


More like a wine maybe, laid down, checked and turned frequently.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 03:37:00 PM
And covered in dust and cobwebs
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: tel on December 17, 2007, 03:39:36 PM
And covered in dust and cobwebs

Well, I've never actually met her...........
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 03:40:32 PM
boom boom
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 17, 2007, 03:46:03 PM
You could always contact him and ask for him to make a copy of Chez Wenchy when it approaches your birthday.  eyes:

1st of January. For those that would like to send gifts!  ;)

April, surely  point:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:50:48 PM
You could always contact him and ask for him to make a copy of Chez Wenchy when it approaches your birthday.  eyes:

1st of January. For those that would like to send gifts!  ;)

April, surely  point:

Something tells me you've just solved your problem concerning knackering the MD's laptop. After you've been Wenchified there won't be much left for him to have a go at  eeek:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:57:10 PM
 eeek:  censored:  eveilgrin:  Banghead
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: tel on December 17, 2007, 03:59:22 PM
I guess the dust and cobwebs accumulate with the tat.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 04:00:29 PM
They do but not on me!! I'm not the crypt keeper!
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 04:03:49 PM
They do but not on me!! I'm not the crypt keeper!

I'm not going near that one oh no no no no no no no no no.  noooo:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 04:05:57 PM
You know you want to!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: tel on December 17, 2007, 04:09:52 PM
You are really, Morticia  eeek:

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 04:11:31 PM
You know you want to!  eveilgrin:

I admit I want to but my insurance provider informed me this morning that any injuries gained as a result of Wench baiting are not covered under any policy.  sad24:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 04:12:48 PM
 point:

I AM FAMOUS!!!


 point:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 17, 2007, 04:18:28 PM
point:

I AM FAMOUS!!!


 point:

Yes we know. We have been through this before; the walls in the toilets in the Harrow in Cheam make much reference to you.  point:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 04:23:06 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 04:26:59 PM
point:

I AM FAMOUS!!!


 point:

Yes we know. We have been through this before; the walls in the toilets in the Harrow in Cheam make much reference to you.  point:

Donations are now being made for the TMR memorial fund. A nomination will also be made for the 2008 Darwin awards as long as Wenchy can keep under control till the end of hte month.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:28:20 PM
I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever

I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 04:31:55 PM
I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever

I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:

Does that mean the Nick-o-rays are in fact a gift from Loki?
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 17, 2007, 04:32:06 PM
I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever

I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:

I thought he rode a bike? Anyway, to be a Viking, do you have to drive a Rover? They have a Viking or some such on their badge.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:37:54 PM
I shall ignore this nonsense
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 17, 2007, 04:41:49 PM
I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever

I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:

I thought he rode a bike? Anyway, to be a Viking, do you have to drive a Rover? They have a Viking or some such on their badge.

I have both. And funnily enough, my last car was a Rover which did partially go up in flames.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 04:42:18 PM
Cleared up the poo yet?

You do know if that fox poo is still there when she gets back there will be trouble
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:42:42 PM
That's normal for Rovers. It's their way of making you buy a new car eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:43:17 PM
Cleared up the poo yet?

You do know if that fox poo is still there when she gets back there will be trouble

Boiling water and bleach have been applied. The steam stank!
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 04:46:26 PM
Boiling water and bleach have been applied. The steam stank!

Isnt that likely to ruin the affected articles of clothing? Especially if you are the one doing the cleaning  point:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:47:27 PM
This was applied only to the fox shite.

OK? evil:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 04:48:26 PM
And the dog shit in the front?
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 04:50:05 PM
This was applied only to the fox shite.

OK? evil:

Just checking Nick, given the amount of calamities you have suffered in the past I have learned that anything possible  point:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:59:54 PM
And the dog shit in the front?

At the back. Untouched! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 05:01:06 PM
And the dog shit in the front?

At the back. Untouched! eveilgrin:

In other words 5 minutes after she gets back she'll be rubbing your nose in it  point:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 05:03:46 PM
Nah, she is likely to tread in it. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 17, 2007, 05:27:29 PM
And then tread it throughout the house and then make you clear it up. Think ahead, man!
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 05:39:47 PM
Nah, I will hose her down! Cold water!
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 05:46:30 PM
Is that before or after she takes your head off Nick  point:
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 17, 2007, 05:48:57 PM
A tad extreme, perhaps?

And more to the point, find out which hound did it (I'm assuming it's not Snoopy) and fire a ball-bearing up its arse. Go to your local angling shop and buy a decent catapault. They are extremely effective.
Title: Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 05:53:46 PM
Or if you dont want to leave an obvious mark ultrasonics can work wonders as animals really dont like the higher frequencies.