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Title: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 17, 2007, 12:13:38 PM

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Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 12:14:58 PM
Smithdown Road noooo:
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 17, 2007, 01:07:41 PM
High Street, Anytown.  eeek:
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 17, 2007, 02:53:55 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 17, 2007, 01:07:41 PM
High Street, Anytown.  eeek:

There are a few reasons for my assertion of Liverpool:-

1. There is snow on the roof on the Bus Shelter. Due to global warming, we never get snow South of the Tees/Exe line.
2. The second "Wise man" appears to be offering a car stereo, and, the clincher
3. The pram appears to have had its hubcaps stolen.
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2007, 02:58:20 PM
Yeah but where would you find a virgin in Liverpool?
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 03:04:59 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:07:16 PM
Did anyone watch that Nativity in Liverpool thing that was on BBC 3/4 last night?
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2007, 03:08:07 PM
Nope ~ not me.  noooo:
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:12:21 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:07:16 PM
Did anyone watch that Nativity in Liverpool thing that was on BBC 3/4 last night?

i did briefly think about it but relaised that Mary would most likely still be in school, Joseph would either be an asylum seeker or a dole scrounging chav, the donkey would either be blinged up or on bricks as someone nicked the legs and the wise men would be mugged by a bunch of light fingered 'centurions' in perms and shellsuits.  whistle:
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:15:12 PM
1) Mary - chav
2) Joseph - asylum seeker
3) Donkey - ferry on the river Mersey.

 noooo:

The Easter one was quite good but I really didn't enjoy this one.  noooo:
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:18:05 PM
2 out of 3 right? God they are getting depressingly predictable.

I heard that Dead or Alive were doing one if their hits for this but I'm buggered if I could see a point where 'You Spin Me' could have been used in the show.
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:19:59 PM
Oh it was!!! For political spin. Get it?
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:21:39 PM
And this is heralding in Liverpool as the European Capital of Culture?











Where are the barbarians when they are so obviously needed  Banghead
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:24:53 PM
There you go! Was really poor. And did Herod really need to be redone as a black woman?  surrender:
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2007, 03:36:13 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:24:53 PM
There you go! Was really poor. And did Herod really need to be redone as a black woman?  surrender:

Well they did try to cast Blair for the role but apparently his singing voice is covered under the Geneva Convention
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 03:40:58 PM
Herodinia.  Banghead
Title: Re: Nativity scene in Liverpool
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2007, 03:41:53 PM
They have used Cherie to torture prisoners in Quantanamo Bay. They show them this.




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