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Title: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 10:12:42 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/beds/bucks/herts/7142611.stm

How many of these animals are being kept in this way ~ does every Hindu temple have a small herd of cattle?
We need to be told.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 10:20:52 AM
We need to be told where they get the bloody money for all these places...  cussing:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:21:22 AM
IIRC correctly George Harrison gave them that place.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 10:22:32 AM
That's easy ~ the local priests/monks take 3% off the top of all Hindu businesses in their "parish"

Indeed G Harrison did donate large amounts to the cause.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 10:22:56 AM
IIRC correctly George Harrison gave them that place.
And where did he get the money... oh, the George Harrison...  redface:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 14, 2007, 10:26:39 AM
IIRC correctly George Harrison  gave them that place.

Didn't you have him in your kitchen once?
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 10:27:39 AM
I had Kevin Keegan and Shakin Steven in my kitchen.

Not as exciting as that Paul Mcartney though.  sad24:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:27:42 AM
No evil:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:28:04 AM
I had Kevin Keegan and Shakin Steven in my kitchen.

Not as exciting as that Paul Mcartney though.  sad24:

Pray explain.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 10:28:58 AM
They came to visit. They stood in the kitchen. Well, my parent's kitchen.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:29:57 AM
Together? HOw odd.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 10:32:40 AM
Together? HOw odd.

At the same time but not together as such.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:33:34 AM
That's much clearer now. Thanks.






































 noooo:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 10:36:07 AM
As clear as why Paul Mcartney was in your kitchen.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 10:39:00 AM
Hobnobs would seem to be the clue there Wench ~ now did your mother offer hobnobs?
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 10:42:29 AM
No we were a plain chocolate digestive family.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:43:15 AM
Plain?  happy100
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 10:45:22 AM
plain chocolate digestive
cloud9:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 10:46:36 AM
Indeedy. We used to have to bring them back from England in suitcases and they were carefully rationed.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 10:53:52 AM
Indeedy. We used to have to bring them back from England in suitcases and they were carefully rationed.
 
Your story was credible up to that point.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 10:56:34 AM
It's only me that's a trough monster.  redface: My Dad used to keep them in a locked box.  redface:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2007, 11:02:30 AM
No we were a plain chocolate digestive family.

 noooo:

Oh no Plain chocolate is yuk- I forgot to put that one on my list of foods of wrongness.

Thanks for the reminder Wenchy.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2007, 11:04:50 AM
It's only me that's a trough monster.  redface: My Dad used to keep them in a locked box.  redface:

Something tells me you spent a lot of your childhood practicing the art of lock picking Wenchy  point:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 11:04:56 AM
I hate celery. sick2:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 11:05:20 AM
No we were a plain chocolate digestive family.

 noooo:

Oh no Plain chocolate is yuk- I forgot to put that one on my list of foods of wrongness.

Thanks for the reminder Wenchy.
All the more for those of us with sophisticated tastes then. whistle:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 11:06:09 AM
I hate celery. sick2:

Me too ~ as well ~ also ~ sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 11:06:23 AM
It's only me that's a trough monster.  redface: My Dad used to keep them in a locked box.  redface:

Something tells me you spent a lot of your childhood practicing the art of lock picking Wenchy  point:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2007, 11:08:21 AM
All the more for those of us with sophisticated tastes then. whistle:

If sophistication is plain chocolate, celery, goats cheese, marmite and fish to name but a few you are welcome to it  sick2:


Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 11:09:14 AM
What a frightful recipe eeek:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 14, 2007, 11:15:01 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 11:16:13 AM
What a frightful recipe eeek:

Sounds like the "we're going on holiday in the morning so clear out the fridge" omelet
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 11:16:43 AM
Yeah, I make those too. Often at the end of the week. redface:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 11:17:34 AM
Yeah, I make those too. Often at the end of the week. redface:

So glad I'm not the only one  redface:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 12:11:18 PM
All the more for those of us with sophisticated tastes then. whistle:

If sophistication is plain chocolate, celery, goats cheese, marmite and fish to name but a few you are welcome to it  sick2:




plain chocolate  ;D
celery  sick2:
goats cheese  sick2:
marmite  confused:
fish  ;D
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 12:12:20 PM
Goat's cheese is wonderful stuff.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 14, 2007, 12:20:59 PM
Talking of things in your kitchen.. We had a mouse in the kitchen once.. I don't think he was famous or anything, but he might have been in the mouse world, although having said that we did not see any papparrazi mice chasing him, so  guess he wasn't... famous that is, so just an ordinary mouse then.
In retrospect I think I should not post this... maybe I should keep sharping the knives?
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 12:23:58 PM
Talking of things in your kitchen.. We had a mouse in the kitchen once.. I don't think he was famous or anything, but he might have been in the mouse world, although having said that we did not see any papparrazi mice chasing him, so  guess he wasn't... famous that is, so just an ordinary mouse then.
In retrospect I think I should not post this... maybe I should keep sharping the knives?

Are you "Visually impaired"? 
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 12:27:02 PM
Goat's cheese is wonderful stuff.
In what context?

Emetic?

Warding off vampires?

Plugging leaks in radiators?

Obviously not for any sane person to eat.
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 14, 2007, 12:37:43 PM
Talking of things in your kitchen.. We had a mouse in the kitchen once.. I don't think he was famous or anything, but he might have been in the mouse world, although having said that we did not see any papparrazi mice chasing him, so  guess he wasn't... famous that is, so just an ordinary mouse then.
In retrospect I think I should not post this... maybe I should keep sharping the knives?

Are you "Visually impaired"? 
bugger!
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2007, 12:53:54 PM
Goat's cheese is wonderful stuff.

If you are bulimic  sick2:
Title: Re: Another Hindu Cow meets its maker
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 01:32:38 PM
Goat's cheese is wonderful stuff.

If you are bulimic  sick2:
lol: lol: