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Title: Kenco
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 05:14:13 AM
If it is the same why have two bags?  Banghead
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 07:57:38 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 07:58:08 AM
tunble:
Have you seen the ad?  Banghead
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 07:58:30 AM
No
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 08:46:23 AM
Yep and if there were not two bags there would be no advert. It is also good PC to have white boy as "idiot slave" to big black, obviously well educated and wealthy black man.
There is a name for people with nothing better to do than watch the adverts and pick holes in them .......... I can't quite call it to mind but I am sure others on here will know it. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 08:51:22 AM
Yep and if there were not two bags there would be no advert. It is also good PC to have white boy as "idiot slave" to big black, obviously well educated and wealthy black man.
There is a name for people with nothing better to do than watch the adverts and pick holes in them .......... I can't quite call it to mind but I am sure others on here will know it. eveilgrin:
Advert hole picker?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 08:52:29 AM
Ginger baldy twat?


Surely there are two bags because one is going to be ground for instant and the other is not? Or have I not being paying close enough attention?
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 08:54:39 AM
Ginger baldy twat?


Surely there are two bags because one is going to be ground for instant and the other is not? Or have I not being paying close enough attention?
::)
But they put the same coffee in each bag so why have two bags?
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 08:55:35 AM
Because one is going to be ground for instant and the other will be just beans or proper ground coffee.
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 08:58:24 AM
Because one is going to be ground for instant and the other will be just beans or proper ground coffee.
::)
But they put the same coffee in each bag so why have two bags?
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 08:58:37 AM
Ginger baldy twat?


Surely there are two bags because one is going to be ground for instant and the other is not? Or have I not being paying close enough attention?

Actually the word Saddo keeps coming back to me. Not exactly sure what it means but my kids have a very disparaging way of saying it.

And I think you are right the ultimate end destination is made clear only by there being two sacks clearly labelled.
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 09:04:33 AM
I will clearly need to watch the advert more closely.  ::)
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 09:08:16 AM
I wish I hadn't bothered now... you’re a tough audience today…  noooo:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 09:10:39 AM
It's early.
It's dark.
It's cold.
The good chocolate stash ran out at 7:00pm.
I forgot to take the turkey out to defrost this morning.
My sewing machine needle broke last night.
I am STILL gluing Christmas cards.

Is it suprising I am difficult to please today?
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 14, 2007, 09:11:12 AM
Ginger baldy twat?


Surely there are two bags because one is going to be ground for instant and the other is not? Or have I not being paying close enough attention?
::)
But they put the same coffee in each bag so why have two bags?

Becuase the volume of coffee beans shown would simply not fit in one bag. It's bleedin' obvious, innit  point:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2007, 09:11:40 AM
It's early.
It's dark.
It's cold.
The good chocolate stash ran out at 7:00pm.
I forgot to take the turkey out to defrost this morning.
My sewing machine needle broke last night.
I am STILL gluing Christmas cards.

Is it suprising I am difficult to please today?
Hush my mouth...  noooo:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 09:12:01 AM
Very wise!
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 09:13:28 AM
It's early.
It's dark.
It's cold.
The good chocolate stash ran out at 7:00pm.
I forgot to take the turkey out to defrost this morning.
My sewing machine needle broke last night.
I am STILL gluing Christmas cards.

Is it suprising I am difficult to please today?

Defrosting the Turkey already ~ bet you've had the sprouts on since the 5th November  ::)
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 09:26:06 AM
No!

I am having My Christmas this weekend. As MILFH does not do Christmas food the way I do and if I don't get it I will be grumpy all year. It is more about the left overs then it is about the actual meal. So, I will be cooking turkey tomorrow and having leftovers Sunday and next week.
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 09:30:19 AM
Ah! ~ I can relate to that ... always enjoy Boxing Day meals more the Christmas Day ones ... tho' by the time it gets to Turkey Curry on about day five I'm ready for a change.
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 09:31:42 AM
Leftover plan.

Sausagemeat and turkey on toast
Sausagemeat and turkey sandwiches
Turkey and bubble and squeak
Turkey curry
Turkey stew and dumpling
Turkey soup

Turkey is a very economical thing to cook!
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2007, 10:22:23 AM
Ginger baldy twat?


Surely there are two bags because one is going to be ground for instant and the other is not? Or have I not being paying close enough attention?

Now Wenchy it was wrong to call poor Barman that..






















...you forgot pedantic  point:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2007, 10:43:46 AM
How do they get away with only showing black coffee beans?

In the name of balance we should be showed an equal proportion of white. noooo:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 10:55:26 AM
All whites get brown when dem is roasted man.
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:57:10 AM
How do you turn a duck into a black soul singer?
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 10:58:05 AM
How do you turn a duck into a black soul singer?

Go on ~ How do you turn a duck into a black soul singer?
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 10:58:50 AM
Put it in the oven until it(')s Bill Withers
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2007, 10:59:38 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 11:01:24 AM
Put it in the oven until it(')s Bill Withers

 doh:  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: tel on December 14, 2007, 07:10:06 PM
Leftover plan.

Sausagemeat and turkey on toast
Sausagemeat and turkey sandwiches
Turkey and bubble and squeak
Turkey curry
Turkey stew and dumpling
Turkey soup

Turkey is a very economical thing to cook!


Just don't wash it!
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 07:21:56 PM
Leftover plan.

Sausagemeat and turkey on toast
Sausagemeat and turkey sandwiches
Turkey and bubble and squeak
Turkey curry
Turkey stew and dumpling
Turkey soup

Turkey is a very economical thing to cook!


It is also very boring.
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2007, 08:47:47 PM
She has a leftover PLAN? eeek:
Title: Re: Kenco
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2007, 08:49:38 PM
I'm not sure if weird or bizarre describes it best.