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Title: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 02:32:24 PM
I don't believe it.

The Plod just called. Mrs Nick's car has been written off by some woman in another car (Mrs Nick's car was parked somewhere). She doesn't know about this yet. She is going to go bonkers!!
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 02:37:28 PM
Shall I f*ck off then?
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 02:37:55 PM
Yes
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Post by: chuntering again on December 11, 2007, 02:40:43 PM
The sword of Damacles seems to hover over your family taking swipes at regular intervals Nick.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 02:42:08 PM
Yes

OK   whistle:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 02:43:48 PM
She just called me. She HAs gone bonkers!
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 02:44:20 PM
Well ~ you got that right then.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 02:46:02 PM
It's a write off. noooo:

Which means she will need to use my car till she gets another. WHich means I am trapped here.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 02:52:13 PM
I assume you are pleased Mrs Nick wasn't in her car at the time?
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 02:52:44 PM
And you can f*ck off. Why me??
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Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 02:53:33 PM
Where did she leave it, on a railway crossing or something?  rubschin:
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Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 03:04:50 PM
If she has your car then who will ferry The Boy about?
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Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2007, 03:32:17 PM
Looks like Nick is going to be walking him to school...  scared2:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 03:34:29 PM
She has had a complete wobbly and been told not to come back till after Christmas. She is being driven home. Last straw really.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 03:36:25 PM
So go car shopping tomorrow. The Insurance will pay!  ::)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2007, 03:38:00 PM
Look at this as a Godsend - at least you know what to buy her for Christmas now  lol:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2007, 03:39:38 PM
Look at this as a Godsend - at least you know what to buy her for Christmas now  lol:

Aye, pre pay taxi vouchers  whistle:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 05:32:46 PM
Courtesy car tomorrow. She is now pissed off that she only get valuation on hers, not replacement value.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
That is normal
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 05:35:23 PM
I know that. You know that. She has just learnt it!
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 11, 2007, 05:37:21 PM
To be fair, there are no insurers (that I know of) that will do 'new for old' cover on motors. You might be able to get it on your house contents, but not on a motor.

That said, I've always had good results by haggling with them. Well, on the one occasion that it happened, anyway.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 05:38:17 PM
She bought it "nearly new" last year. She is fairly upset over the expense!!

So am I! evil:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Check the small print on the policy for cover of accessories and personal effects like Satnav, Prada handbags and Krugerrands which will obviously have been taken from the wreckage by Scallies. eyes:

That may boost the claim value a bit, as long as you have receipts (or get some from the pub).
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 05:51:27 PM
She bought it "nearly new" last year. She is fairly upset over the expense!!

So am I! evil:

You can also take civil action against the person that hit her car to recover the difference between what their insurance is willing to pay put and what an identical replacement will cost ~ but be prepared .... not all courts agree with your evaluation. Better to fight the insurers to up their offer as MG says. Remember also that your valuation of a replacement is not the same as "Trade Value". I 'spect most of us have gone down this road a few times and you never get what you hope for.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 05:54:43 PM
One more job. Ta. and Merry effing Christmas!
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 11, 2007, 06:17:56 PM
One more job. Ta. and Merry effing Christmas!

As Snoops says, don't give up straight away. Big G may be able to help - he's affiliated to the motor trade I think.

Anyway, best route, go round local dealers and price up identical (or near identical) models in pretty much the same condition (and mileage) and use that as ammo against them. You'll be surprised! The insurers nearly always start with a low offer and if you can make a good case that this does not reflect the cost of replacement fairly, they'll often pay more just to get rid of you.

With your reputation, I suspect it'll be a case of: "Oh God - it's that Nick chap! Quick, offer him loads of dosh before the business goes tits up!"
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 06:30:01 PM
Thanks all! Really. noooo:

Mrs Nick presently in a sort of heap! ::)
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 07:39:40 PM
Mrs Nick presently in a sort of heap

I thought your car was quite swanky?
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 07:41:24 PM
Mrs Nick presently in a sort of heap

I thought your car was quite swanky?


Errrr ........ the s is actually surplus to requirement in that description.  ::)
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 07:42:51 PM
Mrs Nick presently in a sort of heap

I thought your car was quite swanky?


Errrr ........ the s is actually surplus to requirement in that description.  ::)

I knew I could rely on you to catch the ball.  ;)
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 11, 2007, 07:43:26 PM
Christ Nick, you and the family are a walking disaster area! You must have been an evil bastard in a previous life!
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2007, 07:43:50 PM
Mrs Nick presently in a sort of heap

I thought your car was quite swanky?



Errrr ........ the s is actually surplus to requirement in that description.  ::)

I knew I could rely on you to catch the ball.  ;)

Woof!
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 08:48:41 PM
Christ Nick, you and the family are a walking disaster area! You must have been an evil bastard in a previous life!

I imagine I must have been noooo:

Look at my Karma here FFS!

ANd you can f*ck off too!
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 10:03:40 AM
Just been to see the car. It's about 3 feet long! eeek: Mrs Nick in tears noooo:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 12, 2007, 10:06:59 AM
Christ Nick, you and the family are a walking disaster area! You must have been an evil bastard in a previous life!

I imagine I must have been noooo:

Look at my Karma here FFS!

ANd you can f*ck off too!

Fcuk! I luv it when you talk dirty, here you go drumroll: Sorry about the car, but think positive, Mrs Nick wasn't in it!
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 10:10:26 AM
She is being given a courtesy car. Excellent. Trouble is she needs to show her driving licence. It is in Swansea having her latest speeding points added to it (9 now). So they won't give her the courtesy car. Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2007, 10:27:37 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001




I know, I know ~ I'm f*cking off as you type
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 10:28:16 AM
She is not in a good mood scared2:
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Post by: Barman on December 12, 2007, 10:31:32 AM
She must see that it was lucky that she wasn't in the car at the time tho?
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 10:32:05 AM
Of course, of course. evil:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2007, 10:35:35 AM
Wimmin take these things personally ~ men would see it as the opportunity to get a new motor and be trotting round the showrooms test driving everything in sight ............ but a woman has to have time to grieve, plot vengeance and generally blame the world for everything including the 9 points. There are no positives in this for Mrs Nick and those closest will have to suffer before she has, in her mind, succeeded in shifting the blame.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 10:36:16 AM
All too true, I fear scared2:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 12, 2007, 11:09:53 AM
Wimmin take these things personally ~ men would see it as the opportunity to get a new motor and be trotting round the showrooms test driving everything in sight ............ but a woman has to have time to grieve, plot vengeance and generally blame the world for everything including the 9 points. There are no positives in this for Mrs Nick and those closest will have to suffer before she has, in her mind, succeeded in shifting the blame.
And they can bloody breed, that's what scares the sh't out of me..... scared2:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2007, 12:15:17 PM
Did the car have a name?

Crashes and scrapes are so much harder for the fair sex when it is "Poor Millie the Merc" that was hurt.  ::)
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 01:22:35 PM
As far as I am aware it did not have  a name. We had to get Mrs Nick's mobile tat mountain out of the wreckage. Christ, the stuff she had in there. It filled the boot of my car and the back seat.
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Post by: Barman on December 12, 2007, 01:33:32 PM
As far as I am aware it did not have  a name. We had to get Mrs Nick's mobile tat mountain out of the wreckage. Christ, the stuff she had in there. It filled the boot of my car and the back seat.
Imagine if it hadn't been crushed to a fraction of its former size...  whistle:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 01:34:11 PM
If only.......... noooo:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 04:27:46 PM
Update. The Absent driving licence problem got sorted out when someone called the DVLA. The insurance company has sent a hire car. In fact, as a result of some crossed wire or other the insurance company has sent TWO hire cars. The delivery drivers had an argument. I am not sure why. Rival companies perhaps.

Someone is trying to sort out which car should be returned. Meanwhile the kitchen is seemingly full of cross men in overalls drinking our tea.

I am keeping a low profile.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 12, 2007, 04:38:36 PM
I am keeping a low profile.

Is that good for your suspension ???
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2007, 04:49:05 PM
And you can f*ck off too evil:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Bar Wench on December 13, 2007, 08:57:26 AM
Mr Wench shouted at me yesterday about the state of the passenger footwell. I am in trouble again.  redface:
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2007, 09:23:26 AM
Excellent. evil: spider:
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Post by: Bar Wench on December 13, 2007, 09:31:54 AM
Thought that might cheer you up a bit.
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2007, 06:10:14 PM
Well, we had a good day back at school. Only 9 more years of good days to go then! scared2:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2007, 06:17:14 PM
That's good.
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Post by: Nick on December 13, 2007, 06:18:43 PM
Hiow many school days in 9 years. mutt?
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Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2007, 06:29:05 PM
Too few paws for that sum but my calculator says it will be 38 weeks to a school year times by 5 days per week times by 9 = 1710 days (excluding any time off sick of course.) Then there's only 3 years at Uni and that's it.  ::)
Title: Re: and now this!!
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2007, 06:35:59 PM
Thanks. spider: