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Title: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 11:35:12 AM: Boy at home for three days (another suspension from school). Me trying to work on project. Interrupted about every ten seconds with question about Tudor Explorers. Effing wet Grauniad reading psychotherpaist (for Boy) earlier. Summoned to meeting with Head tomorrow at 9. Bad news in the post.

Merry effing Christmas on the way. Banghead

ANd workmen outside for 2 days using bastard angle grinders. cussing:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:37:13 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 11:35:12 AM
Boy at home for three days (another suspension from school). Me trying to work on project. Interrupted about every ten seconds with question about Tudor Explorers. Effing wet Grauniad treading psychotherpaist (for Boy) earlier. Summoned to meeting with Head tomorrow at 9. Bad news in the post.

Merry effing Christmas on the way. Banghead

ANd workmen outside for 2 days using bastard angle grinders. cussing:
Still... the holidays will start soon... whistle:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 11:37:45 AM: And you can f*ck off too!! cussing: Banghead
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:46:11 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 11:37:45 AM
And you can f*ck off too!! cussing: Banghead
redface:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:46:53 AM: happy100
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:49:36 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:46:53 AM
happy100
sad24: thanks... sob... you... sob...
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2007, 11:50:12 AM: 'Tis the season to be Jolly.. whistle:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 11:51:58 AM: And you can f*ck off too!
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:52:55 AM: Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:46:53 AM
happy100
sad24: thanks... sob... you... sob...

Not you you pillock! Poor Nick!

How do you know there is bad news in the post?
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:53:44 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:52:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:46:53 AM
happy100
sad24: thanks... sob... you... sob...

Not you you pillock! Poor Nick!

How do you know there is bad news in the post?
Oh... redface:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2007, 11:56:27 AM: Looks like the hound really is her best mate on here baldy point:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 11:57:08 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 11:35:12 AM
Boy at home for three days (another suspension from school). Me trying to work on project. Interrupted about every ten seconds with question about Tudor Explorers. Effing wet Grauniad reading psychotherpaist (for Boy) earlier. Summoned to meeting with Head tomorrow at 9. Bad news in the post.

Merry effing Christmas on the way. Banghead

ANd workmen outside for 2 days using bastard angle grinders. cussing:

Do you own a canoe?

happy100
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:57:20 AM: Baldy Baldy Bastard, get it right! point:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 12:00:09 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:57:20 AM
Baldy Baldy Bastard, get it right! point:
evil:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 12:01:00 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 11:57:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 11:35:12 AM
Boy at home for three days (another suspension from school). Me trying to work on project. Interrupted about every ten seconds with question about Tudor Explorers. Effing wet Grauniad reading psychotherpaist (for Boy) earlier. Summoned to meeting with Head tomorrow at 9. Bad news in the post.

Merry effing Christmas on the way. Banghead

ANd workmen outside for 2 days using bastard angle grinders. cussing:

Do you own a canoe?

happy100
Baldy Baldy Bastard, get it right! point:

No need for that, I am just thinning a bit on top.

Lard-Arse
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 12:01:50 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:57:20 AM
Baldy Baldy Bastard, get it right! point:
okay juggy - none of us are perfect...
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 12:02:10 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:52:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:46:53 AM
happy100
sad24: thanks... sob... you... sob...

Not you you pillock! Poor Nick!

How do you know there is bad news in the post?

Because the postman brought it!! Banghead
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 12:02:33 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2007, 12:01:50 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:57:20 AM
Baldy Baldy Bastard, get it right! point:
okay juggy - none of us are perfect...

Juggy? (Snigger)
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 12:06:10 PM: Juggy? eeek:

Ohhhhh I thought it was in the post at the moment not that it had arrived. Like, the cheques in the post sort of thing. redface:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 12:08:00 PM: I am surrounded by idiots Banghead
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2007, 12:10:20 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 12:06:10 PM
Juggy? eeek:

Never mind Wenchy, I'm working on a rewrite of a classic christmas song just for baldy:

'Barman the slaphead landlord'

Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 12:08:00 PM
I am surrounded by idiots Banghead

Could that be because they are the only people who havent run screaming from the area of effect of your Nick-o-rays? whistle:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 12:10:45 PM: And you can f*ck off too
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2007, 12:12:11 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 12:06:10 PM
Juggy? eeek:

Ohhhhh I thought it was in the post at the moment not that it had arrived. Like, the cheques in the post sort of thing. redface:
Juggs! point:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 12:24:45 PM: confused2:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 12:43:40 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 11:57:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 11:35:12 AM
Boy at home for three days (another suspension from school). Me trying to work on project. Interrupted about every ten seconds with question about Tudor Explorers. Effing wet Grauniad reading psychotherpaist (for Boy) earlier. Summoned to meeting with Head tomorrow at 9. Bad news in the post.

Merry effing Christmas on the way. Banghead

ANd workmen outside for 2 days using bastard angle grinders. cussing:

Do you own a canoe?

happy100

No, and you can f*ck off too!
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 01:26:34 PM: It's overflowing with seasonal joy.

Redundancies being handed out.
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 01:27:23 PM: Statutory dosh or better?
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 01:31:53 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 01:27:23 PM
Statutory dosh or better?

Better probably, usually is.
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 01:32:19 PM: Does that include you then?
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 01:35:20 PM: No, I appear to have escaped this time. I'm sure I was on the original list, don't know why they changed their minds, may have something to do with my boss offering himself, but he is on secondment at the moment so I don't think they would have saved any money there. Can't see him staying too much longer now.
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 01:36:02 PM: Redundancy was the best thing that ever happened to me (at "werk" that is!)
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: tel on December 11, 2007, 01:41:08 PM: This may only be a stay of execution.

Company has 3 months to get things right our our German masters will be demanding further bodies to be slung out.
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 01:41:51 PM: English bodies and not German ones I spect.
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2007, 01:42:42 PM: Quote from: tel on December 11, 2007, 01:35:20 PM
No, I appear to have escaped this time. I'm sure I was on the original list, don't know why they changed their minds, may have something to do with my boss offering himself, but he is on secondment at the moment so I don't think they would have saved any money there. Can't see him staying too much longer now.
Never underestimate the power of the Lodge. ;)
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 11, 2007, 03:25:06 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2007, 11:35:12 AM
Boy at home for three days (another suspension from school). Me trying to work on project. Interrupted about every ten seconds with question about Tudor Explorers. Effing wet Grauniad reading psychotherpaist (for Boy) earlier. Summoned to meeting with Head tomorrow at 9. Bad news in the post.

Merry effing Christmas on the way. Banghead

ANd workmen outside for 2 days using bastard angle grinders. cussing:

I feel for you Nick. happy100
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2007, 05:56:01 PM: Not in a groping way, I trust
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 11, 2007, 07:52:40 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:46:53 AM
happy100
sad24: thanks... sob... you... sob...

It must be hard being a barman, listening to the woes and tribulations of the punters every day eeek:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2007, 07:26:15 AM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 11, 2007, 07:52:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:46:53 AM
happy100
sad24: thanks... sob... you... sob...

It must be hard being a barman, listening to the woes and tribulations of the punters every day eeek:
Did somebody say something then? whistle:
Title: Re: Despair in general
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2007, 10:30:47 AM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 11, 2007, 07:52:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2007, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 11, 2007, 11:46:53 AM
happy100
sad24: thanks... sob... you... sob...

It must be hard being a barman, listening to the woes and tribulations of the punters every day eeek:

Its even harder being the Pub Hound ~ not only do I have to listen to all the above but I get blames for all the farts too. Only Wenchy ever owns up and that's cos she goes red and can't hide it.