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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on December 10, 2007, 06:09:33 PM
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Yes it's that time of year - zillions of office parties eastdrink048 - and the usual Secret Santa nonsense that goes along with it.
This years lucky dip has resulted in me picking a woman I can't stand. She is the sort that arranges pre- meetings to discuss meetings. She had a 2 hour meeting the other day to put together a ffing agenda !!!!!!!!!! Then accused me in the meeting of doctoring the previous minutes so as not to reflect staff comments - she got it both barrels. angry041: She is also very close to having a disciplinary hearing for poor performance.
Suffice to say I have seen an excellent pressy - It is called an Office Backstabber Kit. Comes complete with retractable blade, sick notes, talons, etc but my conscience is holding me back.
Should I or shouldn't I?????
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Yes it's that time of year - zillions of office parties eastdrink048 - and the usual Secret Santa nonsense that goes along with it.
This years lucky dip has resulted in me picking a woman I can't stand. She is the sort that arranges pre- meetings to discuss meetings. She had a 2 hour meeting the other day to put together a ffing agenda !!!!!!!!!! Then accused me in the meeting of doctoring the previous minutes so as not to reflect staff comments - she got it both barrels. angry041: She is also very close to having a disciplinary hearing for poor performance.
Suffice to say I have seen an excellent pressy - It is called an Office Backstabber Kit. Comes complete with retractable blade, sick notes, talons, etc but my conscience is holding me back.
Should I or shouldn't I?????
Do it MD do it! ~ I don't know what's holding you back.
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I'm her Manager whistle:
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All the more reason then .... errrr ... I s'pose you have a "Hanging File" in your bottom drawer?
I always used to have a couple of those on the go ~ very handy to whip out at appraisal time and refer to mistakes going back a full year (long after they had forgotten them) eveilgrin:
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Do it! whistle:
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Do it
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Do it, but as an added treat mock up a fake P45 and slip that into her christmas card whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
She's bound to see the funny side eh - after all she is as renowned for her sense of humour as Queen Victoria was noooo:
But of course it is all secret so she will never know - aye right doh:
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Damn it!!!!!! Do it!!!!!
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You have to do it.
Say the voices told you if you are uncovered. whistle:
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I am going to be the voice of reason and say don't! These things always come out and it really isn't worth the inter-office hassle it would cause in the long run.
That said ... do it! I'd love to see her face! eveilgrin:
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I say do it, save your conscience for nice people.
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The nation says do it!
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You can always say "It was the Sun wot done it!" lol:
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Right you lot - you are all equally culpable lol:
It has now been bought and wrapped and placed in the sack - all of which was a covert operation.
Stand back and wait for the fireworks next week - or me having 6 months off on stress leave lol:
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Right you lot - you are all equally culpable lol:
It has now been bought and wrapped and placed in the sack - all of which was a covert operation.
Stand back and wait for the fireworks next week - or me having 6 months off on stress leave lol:
OMG! What have you done???? scared2:
We were just joking... whistle:
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Full report required.
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I refer you to the below!
I am going to be the voice of reason and say don't! These things always come out and it really isn't worth the inter-office hassle it would cause in the long run.
scared:
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Ignore her. eveilgrin:
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OMG! What have you done???? scared2:
We were just joking... whistle:
I have the print outs to prove differently redface:
Anyway - I am sure it is time for a change in my career - such as it is surrender:
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Youtube for the video?
Where is our resident Barrow youtube guru?
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Arrested I gather, just for being himself
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I am going to be the voice of reason and say don't! These things always come out and it really isn't worth the inter-office hassle it would cause in the long run.
I know , I know wenchy - but then tell me any office that is free of hassle and I will have my application form in before you have finished reading this lol:
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Good point. sad24:
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Well done Miss D. happy088
Life's too short to waste time worrying about the idiots in the world.
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Spot on uncle!!
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worthy: worthy:
I would probably agree with Wenchy - it isn't worth the hassle - but I admire you for your bravery. Do give us a full report.
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Spot on uncle!!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pimples.com%2Fimages%2Fimg_lg_BCS.jpg&hash=a8be67dadd74615f0eecf06f87ab4897e254cb67)
Try this.
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Ta! although it's been a long, long time since I was a spotty and callow youth. cry:
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That's for blackheads not spots. ::)
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We defer to the expert on blemishes
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What's the difference? less pus maybe?
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Q. What's the difference between a blackhead and a whitehead?
A. Well, besides the colour of course, the difference is the way that the spot develops. Sometimes your pores are blocked at the surface of the skin by oil. With sun exposure the oil turns black and appears on your skin as a blackhead. When oil is trapped lower down in the skin, because of a build-up of oil and dead skin cells, a whitehead forms. If a blackhead or whitehead becomes infected from the bacteria that lives on the surface of your skin, the infection can also erupt into a pimple or yucky pus-filled cyst, which is why stopping yourself from picking and squeezing your spots is SO important!
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sick2:
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Well don't ask silly questions then.
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which is why stopping yourself from picking and squeezing your spots is SO important!
But so few do. noooo:
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which is why stopping yourself from picking and squeezing your spots is SO important!
But so few do. noooo:
you have to squeeze both and leave an ugly red mark on your face... noooo:
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So a blackhead is a spot.
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Yes but the treatment is different. Blackhead scrub would not be very good for "spots" as we know them.
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The difference is when you squeeze a spot you get a shotgun blast of yellow pus, whereas a blackhead produces a controlled worm of accumulated grease. There are few things more satisfying than squeezing a nice big blackhead (missus).
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Q. What's the difference between a blackhead and a whitehead?
A. Well, besides the colour of course, the difference is the way that the spot develops. Sometimes your pores are blocked at the surface of the skin by oil. With sun exposure the oil turns black and appears on your skin as a blackhead. When oil is trapped lower down in the skin, because of a build-up of oil and dead skin cells, a whitehead forms. If a blackhead or whitehead becomes infected from the bacteria that lives on the surface of your skin, the infection can also erupt into a pimple or yucky pus-filled cyst, which is why stopping yourself from picking and squeezing your spots is SO important!
It would be nice if you substituted all the YOUR in that description for Me, My and/or Mine ~ Some of us don't have these problems and resent the implication that we suffer from spots, pimples and blackheads. It is a matter of cleanliness and hormones. evil:
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It is a matter of cleanliness and hormones.
I assume then that you lack both, Mr Smooth-as-a-babies-bum?
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Nothing to do with cleanliness and everything to do with hormones. evil:
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Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: You don't pay her.
(sorry)
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It is a matter of cleanliness and hormones.
I assume then that you lack both, Mr Smooth-as-a-babies-bum?
Yep!
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OMG! What have you done???? scared2:
We were just joking... whistle:
I have the print outs to prove differently redface:
Anyway - I am sure it is time for a change in my career - such as it is surrender:
OUTSTANDING!!! A Blue Peter Badge is in the post!
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OMG! What have you done???? scared2:
We were just joking... whistle:
I have the print outs to prove differently redface:
Anyway - I am sure it is time for a change in my career - such as it is surrender:
OUTSTANDING!!! A Blue Peter Badge is in the post!
And a signed photo of Ms. Singleton?
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Naked? Whatever happened to our Val?
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Naked? Whatever happened to our Val?
She retired to a deserted island with her girlfriend and lived happily ever after basking in the glory of her years on Blue Peter, funded by a load of gold badges she nicked from Biddy Baxter's dressing room on her last day on the show… whistle:
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Naked? Whatever happened to our Val?
She retired to a deserted island with her girlfriend and lived happily ever after basking in the glory of her years on Blue Peter, funded by a load of gold badges she nicked from Biddy Baxter's dressing room on her last day on the show… whistle:
Biddy Baxter. cloud9:
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ahhhhhh! cloud9: cloud9: