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Title: Amazing News!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 14, 2007, 08:03:35 PM
Hot of the press
Site of King Herod's Tomb Discovered



Amazingly still intact, the tomb's gift shop.
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2007, 08:12:19 PM
Is there still a sale on? Everything must go?


Including the first born.  .  .   ahem.   Fez, tea-towel, etc, door
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Misunderstood on May 14, 2007, 08:54:46 PM
Hot of the press
Site of King Herod's Tomb Discovered



Amazingly still intact, the tomb's gift shop.


Where was it then?
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 04:45:33 AM
Hot of the press
Site of King Herod's Tomb Discovered



Amazingly still intact, the tomb's gift shop.


Where was it then?
The gift shop? Right next to the tomb of course ? where else would you put it?  point:
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 07:22:32 AM
I would not have your job for all the mryhh in the world barkeep.
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 07:38:45 AM
I would not have your job for all the mryhh in the world barkeep.
Oh, it?s not that bad?  sad24:
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 07:41:19 AM
No his is fine. It's mine that involves putting up with him that is difficult.  ;)
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 07:43:20 AM
No his is fine. It's mine that involves putting up with him that is difficult.  ;)
whip: Wheeeesh-tooosh [smite]
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 07:45:13 AM
I would smite you but there is no fun in kicking someone when they are down. <superior nose in the air emoticon>
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 07:46:37 AM
I would smite you but there is no fine in kicking someone when they are down. <superior nose in the air emoticon>
Well, mo, you wouldn?t be charged for it.  point:
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 07:47:30 AM
I don't know what you are talking about.  redface: whistle:
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 07:59:18 AM
No his is fine. It's mine that involves putting up with him that is difficult.  ;)
Are you two an item them? I was going to regale you with my extensive assortment of 60's chatup lines .. but I will hang fire...
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 08:21:53 AM
Good grief no! I have standards you know!
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 08:23:35 AM
Good grief no! I have standards you know!

ISO 9001?
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 08:26:15 AM
Good grief no! I have standards you know!

ISO 9001?

Wooosh

That's the sound of information whooshing over my head.  eeek:
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 08:33:13 AM
No his is fine. It's mine that involves putting up with him that is difficult.  ;)
Are you two an item them? I was going to regale you with my extensive assortment of 60's chatup lines .. but I will hang fire...
Yes, but the poor girl won't admit it...  point:

She lives in a dream world of ?movie stars? and TV ?actors? you see?  noooo:
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 08:36:18 AM
Good grief no! I have standards you know!

ISO 9001?

Wooosh

That's the sound of information whooshing over my head.  eeek:

What is ISO 9001?

Quality A Quality Management System (QMS) in accordance with ISO 9001:2000 will provide your organization with a set of processes that ensure a common sense approach to the management of your organization.

The system should ensure consistency and improvement of working practices, which in turn should provide products and services that meet customer's requirements. ISO 9000 is the most commonly used international standard that provides a framework for an effective Quality Management System.

ISO 9000 is a generic name given to a family of standards developed to provide a framework around which a Quality Management System can effectively be implemented.
 
The ISO 9000 family of standards was revised in December 2000. (These pages refer to ISO 9000:2000 series, as opposed to ISO 9000:1994 series - the previous version).

ISO 9001:2000, the requirement standard, includes the following main sections:

    * Quality Management System
    * Management Responsibility
    * Resource Management
    * Product Realisation
    * Measurement Analysis and Improvement


Who is it relevant to?

QualityEvery organization, regardless of size and sector, strives to provide a quality culture that will permeate every level of their organization.

Establishing optimal working practices, which can enhance profit as well as customer satisfaction doesn?t happen by accident. It is today?s most successful companies that recognize the importance of having a proven Quality Management System in place.

ISO 9001 can be adopted by any organization wishing to implement a formal procedure which will help improve customer satisfaction levels, internal efficiency and employee involvement.

Get it?  happy100

 
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 08:39:37 AM
What is ISO 9001?

A scheme to separate companies from their profits.  noooo:
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 08:45:40 AM
No his is fine. It's mine that involves putting up with him that is difficult.  ;)
Are you two an item them? I was going to regale you with my extensive assortment of 60's chatup lines .. but I will hang fire...
Yes, but the poor girl won't admit it...  point:

She lives in a dream world of ?movie stars? and TV ?actors? you see?  noooo:

Is she one of those WAGS then, ( Will get back to you in a mo Bar Wench, this is man talk, us alpha males do a lot of that)
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 12:32:15 PM
Good grief no! I have standards you know!

ISO 9001?

Wooosh

That's the sound of information whooshing over my head.  eeek:

I am about to jump in front of barkeep in the smite count race with a single line:

Are you sure that isnt the sound of information going in one ear and out the other...  eveilgrin:



Sorry wench, some swine has knackered my database access at work so I'm more grouchy than normal today and just couldnt resist it.
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 12:46:29 PM
Good grief no! I have standards you know!

ISO 9001?

Wooosh

That's the sound of information whooshing over my head.  eeek:

I am about to jump in front of barkeep in the smite count race with a single line:

Are you sure that isnt the sound of information going in one ear and out the other...  eveilgrin:



Sorry wench, some swine has knackered my database access at work so I'm more grouchy than normal today and just couldnt resist it.

Too bad. You have been smote.  whip:
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2007, 01:04:15 PM
Whahey, 4 down 71 to go  eyes:
Title: Re: Amazing News!
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 02:47:56 PM
Keep counting - sucker   point: