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Title: Revolution cancelled
Post by: TG on May 14, 2007, 07:40:22 PM
Well, I was ready to take to the streets to kick start the revolution.  Pack lunch and Molotov cocktails (H&S approved) all ready.

Then it started raining.

Plus Eastenders is hotting up, a hint of violence in the air at Albert Square.  (bit of poetry there)

Plus we are only a week or two away from the start of. . . . . . . .

Wait for it. . . . . .



BIG BROTHER 8 !

Fantastic, half the nation will be slobbering and suckling at the glass teat for the next few months so I will be revolting all on my own.  No point really. . . might as well stay in. . read abook.  whinge on web fora. . . . .

Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 14, 2007, 07:46:49 PM
Cancelled? But I made sandwiches!!!! sad32:
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: ice and a slice on May 14, 2007, 07:48:18 PM
I hate Big Brother.  Please please start a war quickly.
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 14, 2007, 07:54:15 PM
Poland is nice at this time of year whistle:
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: TG on May 14, 2007, 08:20:49 PM
Poland is half empty what most of those at fighting age being over here picking strawberries.

Should be a walkover.
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2007, 08:40:17 PM
Cancelled? But I made sandwiches!!!! sad32:
Any ham and mustard?
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Bar Room Bore on May 14, 2007, 08:45:36 PM
We do not revolt, although I once voted Lib Dem even though Dorothy said not to. Does that count? (We live in a safe Tory seat, so it didn't matter much).
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Misunderstood on May 14, 2007, 08:49:42 PM
Cancelled? But I made sandwiches!!!! sad32:
Any ham and mustard?

Whiskas?  Keep the bread.  :)

I'm up for a revolution....  bring it on  Yea!   

I've got reinforcements.....  whip:
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 14, 2007, 09:18:35 PM
Cancelled? But I made sandwiches!!!! sad32:
Any ham and mustard?
French... sorry!
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: TG on May 14, 2007, 09:30:44 PM
See? We can't even keep a thread on topic let alone start an insurrection or invade Poland. .

The revolution is never going to happen at this rate.  I might as well shove an olive and one of those cute little umbrella's in my molotov cocktails and put a knotted hanky on me head.

Now if I only could be arsed to unfold this deckchair. . .
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: ice and a slice on May 14, 2007, 09:43:56 PM
See? We can't even keep a thread on topic let alone start an insurrection or invade Poland. .

The revolution is never going to happen at this rate.  I might as well shove an olive and one of those cute little umbrella's in my molotov cocktails and put a knotted hanky on me head.

Now if I only could be arsed to unfold this deckchair. . .

Don't forget the sandals with socks. ;)
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 04:44:08 AM
My satellite system has gone kaput at the moment and I?ve never watched BB so I?m up for the revolution ? sandwiches or not (we can kick the glass front of a McDonald?s in if we get peckish).   happ096

Although? Poland must be empty so perhaps it would be a good place to have a quick practice before the main event?  whacky082
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 07:25:32 AM
Exactly barkeep, everyone practices on Poland first, then you tend to get promoted to do France as a reward
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 07:37:19 AM
Exactly barkeep, everyone practices on Poland first, then you tend to get promoted to do France as a reward
Don?t we have to do plucky little Belgium first?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 15, 2007, 07:37:40 AM
It seems we're talking war here rather than revolution.

I believe you have to revolt in your own country and as the saying goes: 'It ain't gonna happen'
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 07:42:59 AM
I can't revolt against BB it is my Mother's sole form of entertainment during the Summer months. I am however, all for revolting and sending the Poles back to Poland!!!
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 07:44:48 AM
It seems we're talking war here rather than revolution.

I believe you have to revolt in your own country and as the saying goes: 'It ain't gonna happen'
You?re right of course? but we can dream.  sleep021
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 07:48:27 AM
Exactly barkeep, everyone practices on Poland first, then you tend to get promoted to do France as a reward
Don?t we have to do plucky little Belgium first?  rubschin:

You could be right, is it still there?
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 08:12:53 AM
It seems we're talking war here rather than revolution.

I believe you have to revolt in your own country and as the saying goes: 'It ain't gonna happen'

Nonsense!  We are all in Europe together now, It'd just be a bit of a family squabble...
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 08:21:20 AM
Someone is invading your signature block bouncer.. there has been an increase in military activity in you rear.. be careful mate surrender:
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 15, 2007, 08:25:22 AM
It seems we're talking war here rather than revolution.

I believe you have to revolt in your own country and as the saying goes: 'It ain't gonna happen'
You?re right of course? but we can dream.  sleep021

Barman.. here's a quid

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6656365.stm
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 08:29:55 AM
Someone is invading your signature block bouncer.. there has been an increase in military activity in you rear.. be careful mate surrender:

No, No panic.  I was just working up some reinforcements for the upcoming revolution.

I am training them in formation turreting just now. whip:
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2007, 08:31:29 AM
It seems we're talking war here rather than revolution.

I believe you have to revolt in your own country and as the saying goes: 'It ain't gonna happen'
You?re right of course? but we can dream.  sleep021

Barman.. here's a quid

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6656365.stm
Quote
Communities Secretary Ruth Kelly says the initiative will create "a new era of civic pride" by giving local people more say in how local assets are used.

Mere words are inadequate?  noooo:
Title: Re: Revolution cancelled
Post by: Misunderstood on May 15, 2007, 09:32:29 AM
Quote
Communities Secretary Ruth Kelly says the initiative will create "a new era of civic pride" by giving local people more say in how local assets are used.

Mere words are inadequate?  noooo:
[/quote]

Judging by the look on her face, she is quite enjoying her 'Cillit Bang'.

A good quids worth!