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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:44:05 PM

Title: Wailing cats
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:44:05 PM: Any ideas?

She has fish, water and biccies. What more can I do?
Title: Re: Wailing cats
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:44:42 PM: Bit of whisky. Makes them go to sleep.
Title: Re: Wailing cats
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:44:56 PM: rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:45:04 PM: Take your size eleven off her tail?
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Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:45:40 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Wailing cats
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2007, 02:46:20 PM: She missing Mrs Nick?
Scared out of her wits because she can sense danger? (Nick-o-rays)
Lost?
Bored?
Lonely?
In need of attention?
Realising that winding you up by wailing is fun?
Title: Re: Wailing cats
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:46:49 PM: Most of the above! cry:
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Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:47:23 PM: Whisky is the answer!!!!
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Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:47:40 PM: I will ask her!
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Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:48:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:47:40 PM
I will ask her!

Port and lemon would be better
Title: Re: Wailing cats
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:51:21 PM: VODKA!!!

That way Mrs Nick won't smell it!
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Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:52:42 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:51:21 PM
VODKA!!!

That way Mrs Nick won't smell it!

Not even Mrs Nick would smell whisky on a cat's breath sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Wailing cats
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:53:29 PM: She is a very clever, intuitive woman. I don't question her methods. Maybe she would just sense it. scared2:
Title: Re: Wailing cats
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:54:37 PM: She can have fish!!
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Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:54:58 PM: She probably watches Nick through a shallow bowl of water on her desk at work or p'raps a crystal ball.
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Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:55:22 PM: scared2:
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Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:55:31 PM: Que?
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Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:58:43 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq22pGeA.jpg&hash=3670dee157525b74d9197e8083b338368a46bc66) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq22pGeA)
Title: Re: Wailing cats
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2007, 05:42:34 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:54:58 PM
She probably watches Nick through a shallow bowl of water on her desk at work or p'raps a crystal ball.

Nah, something tells me Mrs Nick is more technologically minded than Captain Calamity so the house is probably wired with webcams... whistle: