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Title: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Shy Talk on December 05, 2007, 04:52:04 PM: Is he dead ?? Stuck in his "Bog" ?? come on where is he ?? rubschin: shrugs:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:52:45 PM: He is busy at present. I saw him the other day and he is fine.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 04:53:13 PM: Quote from: Shy Talk on December 05, 2007, 04:52:04 PM
Is he dead ?? Stuck in his "Bog" ?? come on where is he ?? rubschin: shrugs:

Taking a break and asking not to be asked about.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 04:53:26 PM: Taking a Berek? eeek:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Shy Talk on December 05, 2007, 05:01:04 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:52:45 PM
He is busy at present. I saw him the other day and he is fine.

Cheers Nick so long as the ol' tosser is ok . When you see him next tell him I was asking. cloud9:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2007, 05:25:57 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 04:53:26 PM
Taking a Berek? eeek:
drumroll:

I noticed my dear, even if the rest let it pass by without comment. noooo:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 05:29:42 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2007, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 04:53:26 PM
Taking a Berek? eeek:
drumroll:

I noticed my dear, even if the rest let it pass by without comment. noooo:

Oh we noticed but she has used up this year's allocation of jokes so will get no more appreciation until 2008.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 06:23:59 PM: I thought it was a good one. redface:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 06:49:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:52:45 PM
He is busy at present. I saw him the other day and he is fine.
Does he have The Vomit?
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 07:28:53 PM: He didn't when I last saw him, but I may have breathed on him.............
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 05, 2007, 09:29:31 PM: Quote from: Shy Talk on December 05, 2007, 04:52:04 PM
Is he dead ?? Stuck in his "Bog" ?? come on where is he ?? rubschin: shrugs:
he was sold on ebay for a prophet
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 08:44:45 AM: My Grandmother phoned to tell me that one!! When that happens I know that it is really past being funny anymore! ;D
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 06, 2007, 10:43:35 AM: ;D I will chastise my granddaughter for being late with that one.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 10:48:42 AM: You're just looking for an excuse to spank her aren't you. whistle:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 10:48:56 AM: eeek:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 10:50:07 AM: sick2:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 10:50:25 AM: Oh dear, now you have it!

Marmite is dribbling at both ends! sick2:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 10:50:58 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 10:50:25 AM
Oh dear, now you have it!

Only virtually so far. eeek:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 10:52:09 AM: Oh well ~ In the absence of Berek I 'spose I'll have to do it ::)

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Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 10:52:28 AM: eeek:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 10:53:50 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 10:52:28 AM
eeek:

I notice GOS has gone very quiet ~ perhaps he is taking aim at the dog. lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 10:55:01 AM: You might be one Bonio down. eeek:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 10:57:13 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 10:55:01 AM
You might be one Bonio down. eeek:

I refer the honourable lady to: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2277.msg43591#msg43591
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 10:59:24 AM: Very nice!!! lol:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 06, 2007, 11:21:13 AM: I am in a state of shock!!!!!
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 11:22:32 AM: As was I!!!
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 11:27:05 AM: whistle:

It's hard work being Berek as well
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:04:18 PM: Here's The Bear!!!

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Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:05:20 PM: No, he is far uglier (if that is possible)
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:08:23 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:04:18 PM
Here's The Bear!!!

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Omigod! I bet she has put scatter cushions in the back of the Micra too. Please tell me it isn't true noooo:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:09:24 PM: Noooooo. No scatter cushions. Bear doesn't live in the Micra! That would just be silly. Doh! ::)
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:11:45 PM: It was clearly having a crap in your box of tissues somewhere on the M4 though.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:12:39 PM: Not it HE!!!!

How do you know it's the M4? eeek:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:13:21 PM: It is a motorway ~ you went to Wales.
Elementary my dear Watson
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:14:14 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:13:21 PM
It is a motorway ~ you went to Wales.
Elementary my dear Watson
Do you want me to post that Holmes thing again? cool14:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM: No!!! It was dull!!!!

The M4 is the road to Wales? eeek: Hmm, learn something new every day!
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:15:28 PM: Good point! She has
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:16:30 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!
sad24:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:17:23 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!
sad24:

Well it was! redface:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:18:08 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!

The M4 is the road to Wales? eeek: Hmm, learn something new every day!

Which road did you think you went to Wales on then?
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:18:52 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:17:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!
sad24:

Well it was! redface:
It was from The Strange Case of the End of Civilisation as We Know it... sad24:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:19:55 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:18:52 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:17:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!
sad24:

Well it was! redface:
It was from The Strange Case of the End of Civilisation as We Know it... sad24:

To be honest BM the girl has a valid point.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:20:03 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!

The M4 is the road to Wales? eeek: Hmm, learn something new every day!

Which road did you think you went to Wales on then?

confused2: shrugs:

The Welsh one with a bridge?

This one!

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Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:20:28 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:18:52 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:17:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!
sad24:

Well it was! redface:
It was from The Strange Case of the End of Civilisation as We Know it... sad24:

End of Civilisation because ew all died of boredeom
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:21:15 PM: Why does a teddy-bear need a large box of Kleenex?
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:22:07 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:21:15 PM
Why does a teddy-bear need a large box of Kleenex?

My tissues coz I was snotty. Bear was looking after them.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:22:16 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:20:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:18:52 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:17:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!
sad24:

Well it was! redface:
It was from The Strange Case of the End of Civilisation as We Know it... sad24:

End of Civilisation because ew all died of boredeom

She is as pissed as a newt!

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Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:22:50 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:21:15 PM
Why does a teddy-bear need a large box of Kleenex?

Because there are no rabbits on the M4 drumroll:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:23:29 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:22:16 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:20:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:18:52 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:17:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!
sad24:

Well it was! redface:
It was from The Strange Case of the End of Civilisation as We Know it... sad24:

End of Civilisation because ew all died of boredeom

She is as pissed as a newt!

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What's the red ring?
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:24:50 PM: Judging from the way the newt is looking at it he either threw it up or is about to eat it. Looks like a red worm to me.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:25:11 PM: sick2:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:31:34 PM: Yep ~ I've read the blurb that goes with the pic and the photographer says he tempted the newt into the open with a blood worm.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:32:46 PM: In case it gets a glimpse of Ms Teddy, obviously
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:33:38 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:32:46 PM
In case it gets a glimpse of Ms Teddy, obviously
Does she like blood worms?
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:34:11 PM: All too busy for me
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:38:19 PM: MR Teddy! Actually he is just known as Bear!

Wot's a blood worm?
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:39:28 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:38:19 PM
MR Teddy! Actually he is just known as Bear!

Wot's a blood worm?
You see the thing the newt is about to eat . . . ? ::)
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:41:04 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:38:19 PM
MR Teddy! Actually he is just known as Bear!

Wot's a blood worm?

Mossie larvae I think - used for fishing over here, expensive. Collected from somewhat unhealthy water.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:41:31 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:39:28 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:38:19 PM
MR Teddy! Actually he is just known as Bear!

Wot's a blood worm?
You see the thing the newt is about to eat . . . ? ::)

You find them in compost heaps and the like ~ very attractive to fish thus much prized as bait by anglers.
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:41:50 PM: Not nice. noooo:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:42:06 PM: Quote from: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:41:04 PM
Collected from somewhat unhealthy water.
Is that near Bayswater?
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:42:24 PM: What the devil is this thread about?
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 02:42:48 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:42:24 PM
What the devil is this thread about?
Worms I think
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:43:07 PM: shrugs:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 02:43:28 PM: shrugs:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:43:50 PM: happy001
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:45:51 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:43:50 PM
happy001

Looks like she's got worms!
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:46:23 PM: You have seen the photocopied bottom? eeek:
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: tel on December 06, 2007, 02:48:15 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:46:23 PM
You have seen the photocopied bottom? eeek:

There's a copy in the gents at the Harrow. Mr Wench must have a secret stash, that's why she won't let him on here!
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:48:33 PM: :lalalala
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 06, 2007, 03:58:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:05:20 PM
No, he is far uglier (if that is possible)
Isn't supposed to have a beard? and a bomb?
Title: Re: Where is the Bear ??
Post by: Mr Happy on December 06, 2007, 10:17:59 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:14:48 PM
No!!! It was dull!!!!

The M4 is the road to Wales? eeek: Hmm, learn something new every day!

More importantly Wenchy, ad knowing you this may have escaped your attention, the M4 is also the road FROM Wales...