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Title: Pukeathon: the end
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 12:36:04 PM: Bugger, The Vomit has come back. I feel like I am dying! sad24:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 12:38:05 PM: Eat nothing, drink lots of water, go to bed and sleep it off.
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 12:38:33 PM: I have to get The Boy from school at 3.15 sick2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 12:40:32 PM: Ring school, explain situation and ask them to deliver him, either themselves or via a passing parent.
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 12:43:41 PM: Never thought of that! rubschin:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2007, 01:20:25 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 12:36:04 PM
I feel like I am dying!
Can Wenchy have your lucky rabbits foot?
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 01:20:48 PM: It doesn't work. noooo:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 01:22:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 01:20:48 PM
It doesn't work. noooo:
We know... she was going to take it back for a refund! point:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:25:08 PM: Just cooking a piece of fish for The Boy's tea. sick2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2007, 04:39:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:25:08 PM
Just cooking a piece of fish for The Boy's tea. sick2:
Any diced carrot with that?
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:40:24 PM: sick2: sick2: surrender:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 04:46:11 PM: Having gathered my lot from their various after school activities and before taking daughter to her fencing class I shall be preparing Spag Bol ~ if you would prefer that Nick. whistle:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:47:00 PM: sick2:

I have to stick candles on Mrs Nick's cake, but I can't bear to even look at it noooo:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 04:50:10 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:47:00 PM
sick2:

I have to stick candles on Mrs Nick's cake, but I can't bear to even look at it noooo:

Whack on a forty or sixty watt light bulb and tell her to add/deduct as appropriate. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2007, 04:50:42 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 04:50:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:47:00 PM
sick2:

I have to stick candles on Mrs Nick's cake, but I can't bear to even look at it noooo:

Whack on a forty or sixty watt light bulb and tell her to add/deduct as appropriate. eveilgrin:
lol:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:51:00 PM: I bought her a 5 and a 3 from a shop! Less dangerous than 53 candles
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 04:52:19 PM: And far less dangerous than my idea. whistle:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 04:52:40 PM: Should you even be refering to it?!?!?!? eeek:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:53:06 PM: She likes a bit of cake!

PS

sick2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 04:53:43 PM: Cake yes, but candles, with numbers? scared2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:54:17 PM: No, it'll be fine.............. trust me!
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 04:56:28 PM: Those last couple of words scare me more than anything. eeek:

Is that what the dentist said? eeek:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 04:57:58 PM: It pleases the children ~ so The Boy will like it and I have to say it pleased Mrs Snoopy no end when I turned her candles into a (21 x 2) + 5 = ? using icing pens and number candles ~ it also pleased the children to work out the sum.

Just to let Nick know that this old codger has a younger wife ;)
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 04:58:59 PM: Mrs S is younger than that in my head. rubschin: She always seems only a few years older than me.
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:59:49 PM: Mrs Nick is younger than me

by 6 weeks
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 05:04:36 PM: Mrs S#1 was/is three months older than me

Mrs S#2 joined the Brownies the same year that I married Mrs S#1 ~ a fact that she delights in telling the world at every possible opportunity.

Sorry Wench but she was born in 1959. She neither acts nor looks it though but that is my opinion and I admit to bias.
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2007, 05:29:49 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:47:00 PM
sick2:

I have to stick candles on Mrs Nick's cake, but I can't bear to even look at it noooo:

As a sensible safety precaution have the fire brigade been warned? scared2:

It doesnt matter how many candles Captain Calamity, Nick and fire is a terrifying mix scared2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 05:30:41 PM: I can always puke them out. It's a strong possibility anyhow.
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 05:31:56 PM: As I understand it Nick simply places the candles on the cake.

Like Mrs Snoopy#1 ~ Mrs Nick then lights them by breathing on them.
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2007, 05:33:08 PM: ::)
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 05, 2007, 09:34:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 04:51:00 PM
I bought her a 5 and a 3 from a shop! Less dangerous than 53 candles
You will gain brownie points by putting the 3 in front of the 5 and explaining when she mentions it that she still looks 35, you might even get a leg over out of it ;)
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 09:57:06 PM: You old smoothy ~ no wonder they called you snakehips in Cairo.
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 05, 2007, 10:09:44 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 05, 2007, 09:57:06 PM
You old smoothy ~ no wonder they called you snakehips in Cairo.
Was that you cheering in the audience?
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 07:56:06 AM: Now the cat has got it too. HOw is that possible?
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 07:57:17 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 07:56:06 AM
Now the cat has got it too. HOw is that possible?
rubschin:
Something in the water?
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 08:24:40 AM: shrugs:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 06, 2007, 08:28:10 AM: Winter vomiting sickness, schools closing down in the Midllands because of it. Hospitals stretched to breaking point, no news on cats though, mabe he ate your carrots?
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 08:28:43 AM: Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2007, 07:57:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 07:56:06 AM
Now the cat has got it too. HOw is that possible?
rubschin:
Something in the water?

The time to really worry is when you bring up a fur ball too. eeek:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 08:29:57 AM: sick2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 08:30:37 AM: I think he just did... noooo:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 08:45:38 AM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 06, 2007, 08:28:10 AM
Winter vomiting sickness, schools closing down in the Midllands because of it. Hospitals stretched to breaking point, no news on cats though, mabe he ate your carrots?

Really? Am now dreading the thought of it making it's way down here. scared2: Mr Wench projectile vomits. scared2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 08:48:57 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 08:45:38 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 06, 2007, 08:28:10 AM
Winter vomiting sickness, schools closing down in the Midllands because of it. Hospitals stretched to breaking point, no news on cats though, mabe he ate your carrots?

Really? Am now dreading the thought of it making it's way down here. scared2: Mr Wench projectile vomits. scared2:

Why does that not surprise me?
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 08:49:37 AM: It suprised me the first time it happened! sick2: scared2: sick2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2007, 08:53:31 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 08:49:37 AM
It suprised me the first time it happened! sick2: scared2: sick2:
Were your eyes shut?
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 09:02:17 AM: GOS was right

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7128314.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7128314.stm)
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 09:16:09 AM: eeek:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 09:18:07 AM: See, it's heading South!
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2007, 09:24:27 AM: Not this far South hopefully... noooo:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 09:28:20 AM: I told you there was a lot of it about last week ~ but would you listen? Oh No noooo:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 09:29:36 AM: Read all about it!

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/revb/gastro/norovirus-qa.htm (http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/revb/gastro/norovirus-qa.htm)
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 09:33:54 AM: ::) Now he's an expert ::)
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 09:34:24 AM: I am certainly very experienced in its ways sick2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 09:40:29 AM: He is now trying to infect me by PM!!! scared2:

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I think we should rope him off! eeek:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 09:40:57 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 09:34:24 AM
I am certainly very experienced in its ways sick2:

lol: lol: lol:

I really do feel very sorry for you. confused:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2007, 09:41:08 AM: sad24: sad24:

sick2:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2007, 09:35:38 AM: All sphincters have now returned to normal. Even the Cat is looking a bit less pale. confused:
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2007, 09:37:56 AM: So there is now less of it about. That's good news .... my regards to Marmite.

It was the Chicken Soup wot won it!
Title: Re: Pukeathon: the return
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2007, 09:38:41 AM: Tomato soup and dry toast and water. Marmite was starved for 24 hours.